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The idea of this game is to change the lyrics of a song. First of all, you pick a song, then the word that the previous poster said you would use that word for the lyrics, a word such as food or clothes. It would also be a good idea to add in the original lyrics. Do the exact same pattern that I do. I'll give an example:

(Previous poster said food)

Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin

Ah, ah,

We come from the land of the ice and snow,

From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

The hammer of the gods

Will drive our ships to new lands,

To fight the horde, singing and crying:

Valhalla, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing oar,

Our only goal will be the western shore.

Ah, ah,

We come from the land of the ice and snow,

From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.

How soft your fields so green,

Can whisper tales of gore,

Of how we calmed the tides of war.

We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing oar,

Our only goal will be the western shore.

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,

For peace and trust can win the day

Despite of all your losing.

Changed version:

Burger!, Burger!,

We come from the back ot the McDonalds truck,

From the midnight drive where the hot food burns.

The driver of the truck

Will bring our food to new lands,

To bring the food, singing and crying:

Ronald McDonald, I am coming!

On we sweep with cleaning toilets,

Our only goal will be to rid our sores.

Burger!, Burger!,

We come from the back ot the McDonalds truck,

From the midnight drive where the hot food burns.

How soft your chips so clean,

Can give you horrid pores.

Of how we brought the trays of food.

We are your servers.

On we sweep with cleaning toilets,

Our only goal will be to rid our sores.

So now you'd better stop and take away the bad stuff,

For chips and coke can win the day

Despite all of you sickness.

Well, what do you think?. I hope you enjoy the game!.

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I wasn't sure if we were doing math or video-gaming. However, I decided to do math since I hate it so much. Sorry if the song doesn't make much sense, I'm in a computer class right now bored out of my mind...

Savage Garden - A Thousand Words

(Original Lyrics)

We stumble in a tangled web,

decaying friendships almost dead

And hide behind a mask of lies

We twist and turn and we avoid,

all hope of salvage now devoid

I see truth inside your eyes

So take all this noise into your brain

and send it back again

I'll bear the cost, shed my skin, call

you up and then...

I'll say the words out loud

You could resurrect a thousand

words to deceive me more and more

A thousand words will give the

reasons why I don't need you

anymore

Time manipulates your heart,

preconceptions torn apart

Begin to doubt my state of mind

But I won't go down on what I said

I won't retract convictions read

I may perplex, but I'm not blind

I'll say the words out loud I'll say a

thousand words or more

Manipulation. fabrication.

conversation. Annihilation.

I'll say a thousand words or more

damnation. frustration. Elevation.

Procreation

I'll say a thousand words or more

(Altered Lyrics)

We stumble in a boring class,

deranged assignments almost done

And hide behind a stack of work

We twist and turn and we avoid,

all work to do with graphs and lines

I see the answer?s hard to find

So take all this noise into your brain

and spit it out again

I'll bear the cost, pay my fees, call

you up and then...

I'll scream and shout out loud

You could resurrect a thousand

ways to confuse me more and more

A thousand ways will give the

reasons why I don't need math

anymore

Times multiplications in your head,

participations at an all time low

Begin to doubt my answer guessed

But I won't go down on what I said

I won't retract the problems read

I may be dumb, but I'm not blind

I'll say the ways out loud I'll say a

thousand ways or more

Multiplication. Plot function.

Correlation. Interception.

I'll say a thousand ways or more

Transformation. addition. Simulation.

Approximation

I'll say a thousand ways or more

Well, that was fun. Next Topic: PIZZA!!

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:laughing: :laughing:Well Done!!!. :laughing: :laughing:

I love pizza!!!. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

Enter Sandman - Metallica.

Original lyrics:

Say your prayers, little one.

Don't forget, my son

to include everyone.

I'll tuck you in, warm within

keep you free from sin

'till the sandman, he comes.

Sleep with one eye open,

gripping your pillow tight.

Exit light. Enter night.

Take my hand.

We're off to Never-Never Land.

Something's wrong, shut the light,

heavy thoughts tonight

and they aren't of Snow White.

Dreams of war, dreams of lies,

dreams of dragon's fire

and of things that will bite, yeah.

Sleep with one eye open,

gripping your pillow tight.

Exit light. Enter night.

Take my hand.

We're off to Never-Never Land.

Heh heh.

(Now I lay me down to sleep)

Now I lay me down to sleep

(Pray the Lord, my soul to keep)

Pray the Lord, my soul to keep

(If I die before I wake)

If I die before I wake

(Pray the Lord, my soul to take)

Pray the Lord, my soul to take.

Hush little baby, don't say a word.

And nevermind that noise you heard.

It's just the beast under your bed.

In the closet, in your head.

Exit light. Enter night.

Grain of sand.

Exit light. Enter night.

Take my hand.

We're off to Never-Never Land.

Ha ha ha ha.

Boom!

Yeayeah whoa! No...

(We're off to Never-Never Land)

Take my hand.

(We're off to Never-Never Land)

Take my hand.

(We're off to Never-Never land) {repeat until end}

Change Lyrics:

Cook your pizza, little one.

Don't forget, my son

to include pepperoni.

I'll tuck crust in, warm within

keep it free from sin

'till the delivered, it burns.

Eat with two eyes open,

gripping your pizza tight.

Exit door. Enter car.

Take the box.

We're off to give this to that lot.

Something's wrong, shut the light,

heavy cheese tonight

and its not of delight.

Cheese of death, cheese of lies,

Cheese of dragon's fire

and of things that will bite, yeah.

Eat with two eyes open,

gripping your pizza tight.

Exit door. Enter car.

Take the box.

We're off to give this to that lot.

Heh heh.

(Now I lay me down to sleep)

Now I lay me down to sleep

(Pray the cheese, not to hurt me)

Pray the cheese, not to hurt me

(If I die before I wake)

If I die before I wake

(Pray the Lord, my soul to take)

Pray the Lord, my soul to take.

Hush little baby, don't eat no more.

And nevermind that crust you ate.

It's just the beast under your bed.

In your stomach, in your head.

Exit door, enter car.

Grain of crust.

Exit door, enter car.

Take my hand.

We're off to eat some more again.

Ha ha ha ha.

Boom!

Yeayeah whoa! No...

(We're off to eat some more again)

Take my hand.

(We're off to eat some more again)

Take my hand.

(We're off to eat some more again) {repeat until end}

Next word is: Cardboard!. :rockon:

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Beatles - Please Mr. Postman Lyrics

(Dobbin/Garrett/Garman/Brianbert)

Wait!

Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. postman

Wait!

Wai-ai-ai-ait Mr. postman

Mr. postman look and see (oh yeah)

You got a letter in your bag for me (please please Mr.

po-o-o-stman)

I've been waiting such a long time (oh yeah)

Since I heard from that girl of mine.

There must be some word today-ay-ay

From my girlfriend so far away

Please Mr. postman look and see

If there's a letter, a letter for me.

I've been standing here waiting Mr. postman

So-o-o patiently

For just a card or just a letter

Saying she's returning home to me.

Please Mr. Postman

Mr. postman look and see (oh yeah)

You got a letter in your bag for me (please please Mr.

po-o-o-stman)

I've been waiting such a long time (oh yeah)

Since I heard from that girl of mine.

So many days you passed me by-y-y

See the tear standing in my eye

You didn't stop to make me feel better

By leaving me a card or a letter

Mr. postman

Mr. postman look and see

You got a letter in your bag for me (oh yeah)

I've been waiting such a long time

Since I heard from that girl of mine.

Wait

oh yes wait a minute mr. recycle man

wait..wai ai ai ai mr. recycle man

Mr. Recycle man look and see

you got my cardboard that belongs to me

i've been waiting such a long time

since i've had enough to claim it's mine

there must be some other waste

from the neighbors that are'nt too far away

please mr. recycle man look and see

if that cardboard belongs to me

I've been standing here waiting mr recycle man

so patiently

for my cardboard to make a card or just a letter

please mr recycle man

look and see

if you got my cardboard in your bag for me

ive been waiting such a long time

so many days your truck passed right on by

you didnt see the tear in my eyes

by leaving the neighbors cardboard

then taking mine

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ok court is kinda hard, not sure why i mentioned that word, i think i might have been watching people's court at the time...hahaha..oh well if that's too hard how about:

sports?

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I feel kinda bad doing another one, but this is so much fun! Sports...let's see here...

"We Went For A Ride" by Fefe Dobson (Original)

We went for a ride

Undercover of the twilight

And the traffic on the road

And there's only you and I

I hope we never get back home

'Cause I'm feeling serenaded

By the coming of the night

And I wish we'd go forever

And I wish we could just

Drive away

We could drive away

We could drive away

Into the night

We went for a ride

With your words of consolation

And the trees of crystal white

I'll be praying for a red light

To extend this precious night

'Cause we both know where I'm going

And we know it just ain't right

But there's nothing we can do

Except to keep on moving

Drive away

We could drive away

We could drive away

Into the night

Here we are

We are alone together

CHANGED LYRICS

We went to a game

Undercover as a team

And the players on the court

And there's only you and I

I hope we never get back home

'Cause I'm feeling really anxious

Towards the ending of the game

And I wish we'd win forever

And I wish we could just

play away

We could play away

We could play away

Into the night

We went to a game

Our heads bursting with strategies

And the crowds all full of cheers

I'll be praying for a good ref

To makes us winners in their eyes

'Cause we both know that we're loosing

And we know it just ain't right

But there's nothing we can do

Except to keep on playing

Play away

We could play away

We could play away

Into the night

Here we are

We are in this together

The end.

Next topic....snakes... :shades:

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Smokin' In The Boys' Room

Brownsville Station

(Spoken)

How you doin' out there? Y'ever seem to have one of those days

where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from

your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well,

y'know, I used to have 'em just about all the time. But I found

a way to get out of 'em. Let me tell you about it!

(Sung)

Sitting in the classroom / Thinking it's a drag

Listening to the teacher rap / Just ain't my bag

The noon bells ring / You know that's my cue

I'm gonna meet the boys / On floor number two!

Smokin' in the boys' room

Smokin' in the boys' room

Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules

But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

A-checkin' out the halls / Makin' sure the coast is clear

Lookin' in the stalls / No, there ain't nobody here

Oh, my buddy Fang, and me and Paul

To get caught would surely be the death of us all

Smokin' in the boys' room

Smokin' in the boys' room

Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules

But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

All right!

Oh, put me to work / In the school book store

Check out counter / And I got bored

Teacher was lookin' / For me all around

Two hours later / You know where I was found

Smokin' in the boys' room (Yes indeed, I was)

Smokin' in the boys' room

Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules

But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.

One mo'!

Smokin' in the boys' room

Oh, smokin' in the boys' room

Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules

But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school!

revised lyrics

how ya doin out there, ever have one of those days where it seems like snakes are just everywhere, getting on your back, and all the way down to your best friend. well i use to have them all the time, but let me tell ya how to get rid of em.

sitting in the class, thinkin its a drag, listening to the snakes just aint my bag

the noon bell rings, that's my cue, im gonna meet them snakes on floor number two

there's snakes in the boys room

theres snakes in the boys room

now teacher dont you fill me up with your rules

but everyone knows that snakes arent allowed in school

checkin out the halls makin sure the coast is clear

lookin in the stalls, there aint no snakes here'

oh my buddy python me and paul

to get caught with a dead snake would be the death of us all

there's snakes in the boys room

there's snakes in the boys room

now teacher dont you fill me up with your rules

but everyone knows that snakes arent allowed in school

oh put me to work in the basement floor

check out the snakes that have lived there before

teacher was lookin for me like a hound

two hours later, i had snakes all around

oh yeah snakes in the boys room

snakes in the boys room

now teacher i am fully aware of the rules

but everbody knows that snakes arent allowed in school!

next subject: toys

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toys.... hmmm............

Tangerine - Led Zeppelin

One, two...

One, two, three, four, one, two.

Measuring a summer's day.

I only find it slips away to grey.

The hours, they bring me pain.

Tangerine, tangerine,

Living reflections from a dream.

I was her love, she was my queen

And now a thousand years betwee__n.

Thinking how it used to be.

Does she still remember times like these?

To think of us again, and I do.

Tangerine, tangerine,

Living reflections from a dream.

I was her love, she was my queen

And now a thousand years betwee__n.

Changed Lyrics:

One, two...

One, two, three, four, one, two.

Measuring my toys today.

I only find they slip away and break.

The toys, they bring me pain.

Toys for me, toys for me,

Living reflections from a dream.

I am in love, they are for me

And now all broken by m__e.

Thinking how it used to be.

I try to remember toys like these

To think of them all, and I do.

Toys for me, toys for me,

Living reflections from a dream.

I am in love, they are for me

And now all broken by m__e.

Next Word: The Airport

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Original lyrics

Picture yourself in a boat on a river,

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,

Towering over your head.

Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,

And she?s gone.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain

Where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies,

Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,

That grow so incredibly high.

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,

Waiting to take you away.

Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,

And you?re gone.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds,

Picture yourself on a train in a station,

With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,

Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle,

The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes.

My revised lyrics for "Airport"

Picture youself in a plane flying higher

With tangerine trees and all around you is sky

Somebody calls you, a voice from the speaker

A girl in airport uniform

Cellophane pictures of jets and clouds

Towering over your head

Look for the girl with the skies in her eyes

And she's flown

Lucy in the airport with plane food.

Follow her down to a plane on the landing strip

Where baggage handlers throw expensive bags

Everyone smiles as you drift through the terminal

That tells you that somethings not right.

Big yellow taxis appear in the distance,

Waiting to take you away.

Climb in the back with your head in the clouds

And you're gone.

Lucy in the airport with plane food.

Picture yourself on a plane flying higher

With air-hostesses with really short skirts

Suddenly someone is there at your seat

The girl in airport uniform

:rockon:

Next word is : Rabbit

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Next word is : Rabbit

I never saw this thread but thought it would be kind of fun. I decided on Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and renamed it Goodbye Hole In The Ground:

ORIGINAL

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"

When are you gonna come down

When are you going to land

I should have stayed on the farm

I should have listened to my old man

You know you can't hold me forever

I didn't sign up with you

I'm not a present for your friends to open

This boy's too young to be singing the blues

So goodbye yellow brick road

Where the dogs of society howl

You can't plant me in your penthouse

I'm going back to my plough

Back to the howling old owl in the woods

Hunting the horny back toad

Oh I've finally decided my future lies

Beyond the yellow brick road

What do you think you'll do then

I bet that'll shoot down your plane

It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics

To set you on your feet again

Maybe you'll get a replacement

There's plenty like me to be found

Mongrels who ain't got a penny

Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground

So goodbye yellow brick road

Where the dogs of society howl

You can't plant me in your penthouse

I'm going back to my plough

My Parody -

Goodbye Hole In The Ground

When are you going to come up?

When are you going to rise

I could have stayed in our hole

Missing the clear blue skies

You know you can?t stay down there forever

Burrowed deep in the ground

There?s a carrot for each of us to munch on

This rabbit?s too young to be held down

So goodbye hole in the ground

Where the bunnies who shake in fear still hide

You can?t keep me down there with you

I?m going to find me a new bunny to ride

What do you think you?ll do then

Will you hop away or just stay behind

You know that hole?s got nothing to offer

Except old veggies, fruit and their rinds

I?m going to find me a new bunny

Someone who?ll scamper with me

No more holes to live in

Loving life and hopping around happily

So goodbye hole in the ground

Where the bunnies who shake in fear still hide

You can?t keep me down there with you

I?m going to find me a new bunny to ride

Next Word - Poker

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this is my parody to "Pinball Wizard," hope you like it.

PING-PONG WIZARD

Ever since he was a young boy,

he liked to play ping-pong,

And now he tours the world,

from Vegas to Hong Kong,

If you make fun that he's Asian,

he'll tell you "dude, that's wrong"

Lee Shway Ho Mong, sure plays a mean ping-pong

He good at math and his'try,

and in science he does well,

But when he speaks in English,

he can't pronounce the "L"

He destroyed all the Germans

and the Russians they all fell,

'cause Lee Shway Ho Mong, sure plays a mean ping-pong

He's a ping-pong wizard, he's China's biggest hit,

Compared to Caucasian's his eyes they are just slits

(how do you think he does it?)

(oh I know)

(it's 'cause he's Chinese)

The tallest in his fam'ly,

a soaring five foot three,

In his old backyard,

they swing from bonzai tree,

He got his playing style,

from the great Bruce Lee,

that Lee Shway Ho Mong, sure plays a mean ping-pong,

He is at least 50 times better than me,

But that's 'cause I was born in the year of the monkey

He's a prodigy, but he ain't blind dumb or deaf,

He got to be a guest judge on the hit show Iron Chef,

Now to that stereotyped Chinese dude I dedicate this song,

'cause Lee Shway Ho Mong, sure plays a mean ping-pong...

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