Karhul Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 The idea of this game is to change the lyrics of a song. First of all, you pick a song, then the word that the previous poster said you would use that word for the lyrics, a word such as food or clothes. It would also be a good idea to add in the original lyrics. Do the exact same pattern that I do. I'll give an example: (Previous poster said food) Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin Ah, ah, We come from the land of the ice and snow, From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. The hammer of the gods Will drive our ships to new lands, To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming! On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore. Ah, ah, We come from the land of the ice and snow, From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow. How soft your fields so green, Can whisper tales of gore, Of how we calmed the tides of war. We are your overlords. On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore. So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins, For peace and trust can win the day Despite of all your losing. Changed version: Burger!, Burger!, We come from the back ot the McDonalds truck, From the midnight drive where the hot food burns. The driver of the truck Will bring our food to new lands, To bring the food, singing and crying: Ronald McDonald, I am coming! On we sweep with cleaning toilets, Our only goal will be to rid our sores. Burger!, Burger!, We come from the back ot the McDonalds truck, From the midnight drive where the hot food burns. How soft your chips so clean, Can give you horrid pores. Of how we brought the trays of food. We are your servers. On we sweep with cleaning toilets, Our only goal will be to rid our sores. So now you'd better stop and take away the bad stuff, For chips and coke can win the day Despite all of you sickness. Well, what do you think?. I hope you enjoy the game!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted February 23, 2005 Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 What is the new word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karhul Posted February 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2005 What is the new word? Sorry!, I forgot!. The new word is Maths. I know, it's crap, but try it anyway!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karhul Posted February 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 Does anyone want to try it?. The word is video-gaming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlestomper Posted February 28, 2005 Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 I wasn't sure if we were doing math or video-gaming. However, I decided to do math since I hate it so much. Sorry if the song doesn't make much sense, I'm in a computer class right now bored out of my mind... Savage Garden - A Thousand Words (Original Lyrics) We stumble in a tangled web, decaying friendships almost dead And hide behind a mask of lies We twist and turn and we avoid, all hope of salvage now devoid I see truth inside your eyes So take all this noise into your brain and send it back again I'll bear the cost, shed my skin, call you up and then... I'll say the words out loud You could resurrect a thousand words to deceive me more and more A thousand words will give the reasons why I don't need you anymore Time manipulates your heart, preconceptions torn apart Begin to doubt my state of mind But I won't go down on what I said I won't retract convictions read I may perplex, but I'm not blind I'll say the words out loud I'll say a thousand words or more Manipulation. fabrication. conversation. Annihilation. I'll say a thousand words or more damnation. frustration. Elevation. Procreation I'll say a thousand words or more (Altered Lyrics) We stumble in a boring class, deranged assignments almost done And hide behind a stack of work We twist and turn and we avoid, all work to do with graphs and lines I see the answer?s hard to find So take all this noise into your brain and spit it out again I'll bear the cost, pay my fees, call you up and then... I'll scream and shout out loud You could resurrect a thousand ways to confuse me more and more A thousand ways will give the reasons why I don't need math anymore Times multiplications in your head, participations at an all time low Begin to doubt my answer guessed But I won't go down on what I said I won't retract the problems read I may be dumb, but I'm not blind I'll say the ways out loud I'll say a thousand ways or more Multiplication. Plot function. Correlation. Interception. I'll say a thousand ways or more Transformation. addition. Simulation. Approximation I'll say a thousand ways or more Well, that was fun. Next Topic: PIZZA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karhul Posted February 28, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 28, 2005 :laughing:Well Done!!!. I love pizza!!!. Enter Sandman - Metallica. Original lyrics: Say your prayers, little one. Don't forget, my son to include everyone. I'll tuck you in, warm within keep you free from sin 'till the sandman, he comes. Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight. Exit light. Enter night. Take my hand. We're off to Never-Never Land. Something's wrong, shut the light, heavy thoughts tonight and they aren't of Snow White. Dreams of war, dreams of lies, dreams of dragon's fire and of things that will bite, yeah. Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight. Exit light. Enter night. Take my hand. We're off to Never-Never Land. Heh heh. (Now I lay me down to sleep) Now I lay me down to sleep (Pray the Lord, my soul to keep) Pray the Lord, my soul to keep (If I die before I wake) If I die before I wake (Pray the Lord, my soul to take) Pray the Lord, my soul to take. Hush little baby, don't say a word. And nevermind that noise you heard. It's just the beast under your bed. In the closet, in your head. Exit light. Enter night. Grain of sand. Exit light. Enter night. Take my hand. We're off to Never-Never Land. Ha ha ha ha. Boom! Yeayeah whoa! No... (We're off to Never-Never Land) Take my hand. (We're off to Never-Never Land) Take my hand. (We're off to Never-Never land) {repeat until end} Change Lyrics: Cook your pizza, little one. Don't forget, my son to include pepperoni. I'll tuck crust in, warm within keep it free from sin 'till the delivered, it burns. Eat with two eyes open, gripping your pizza tight. Exit door. Enter car. Take the box. We're off to give this to that lot. Something's wrong, shut the light, heavy cheese tonight and its not of delight. Cheese of death, cheese of lies, Cheese of dragon's fire and of things that will bite, yeah. Eat with two eyes open, gripping your pizza tight. Exit door. Enter car. Take the box. We're off to give this to that lot. Heh heh. (Now I lay me down to sleep) Now I lay me down to sleep (Pray the cheese, not to hurt me) Pray the cheese, not to hurt me (If I die before I wake) If I die before I wake (Pray the Lord, my soul to take) Pray the Lord, my soul to take. Hush little baby, don't eat no more. And nevermind that crust you ate. It's just the beast under your bed. In your stomach, in your head. Exit door, enter car. Grain of crust. Exit door, enter car. Take my hand. We're off to eat some more again. Ha ha ha ha. Boom! Yeayeah whoa! No... (We're off to eat some more again) Take my hand. (We're off to eat some more again) Take my hand. (We're off to eat some more again) {repeat until end} Next word is: Cardboard!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 1, 2005 Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Beatles - Please Mr. Postman Lyrics (Dobbin/Garrett/Garman/Brianbert) Wait! Oh yes, wait a minute Mr. postman Wait! Wai-ai-ai-ait Mr. postman Mr. postman look and see (oh yeah) You got a letter in your bag for me (please please Mr. po-o-o-stman) I've been waiting such a long time (oh yeah) Since I heard from that girl of mine. There must be some word today-ay-ay From my girlfriend so far away Please Mr. postman look and see If there's a letter, a letter for me. I've been standing here waiting Mr. postman So-o-o patiently For just a card or just a letter Saying she's returning home to me. Please Mr. Postman Mr. postman look and see (oh yeah) You got a letter in your bag for me (please please Mr. po-o-o-stman) I've been waiting such a long time (oh yeah) Since I heard from that girl of mine. So many days you passed me by-y-y See the tear standing in my eye You didn't stop to make me feel better By leaving me a card or a letter Mr. postman Mr. postman look and see You got a letter in your bag for me (oh yeah) I've been waiting such a long time Since I heard from that girl of mine. Wait oh yes wait a minute mr. recycle man wait..wai ai ai ai mr. recycle man Mr. Recycle man look and see you got my cardboard that belongs to me i've been waiting such a long time since i've had enough to claim it's mine there must be some other waste from the neighbors that are'nt too far away please mr. recycle man look and see if that cardboard belongs to me I've been standing here waiting mr recycle man so patiently for my cardboard to make a card or just a letter please mr recycle man look and see if you got my cardboard in your bag for me ive been waiting such a long time so many days your truck passed right on by you didnt see the tear in my eyes by leaving the neighbors cardboard then taking mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karhul Posted March 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2005 Ha Ha Good one!!!. What's the next word?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 oops forgot to put a word, sorry i was really busy today, ok lets try the word..."court" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlestomper Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 Court? Oooh...good luck to whoever is brave enought to try that one! Nice songs by the way you two! Now I have MetallIca stuck in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karhul Posted March 2, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 That's a bit too hard for me. I've done 2 already, so I'll let someone else do court!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 2, 2005 Report Share Posted March 2, 2005 ok court is kinda hard, not sure why i mentioned that word, i think i might have been watching people's court at the time...hahaha..oh well if that's too hard how about: sports? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlestomper Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 I feel kinda bad doing another one, but this is so much fun! Sports...let's see here... "We Went For A Ride" by Fefe Dobson (Original) We went for a ride Undercover of the twilight And the traffic on the road And there's only you and I I hope we never get back home 'Cause I'm feeling serenaded By the coming of the night And I wish we'd go forever And I wish we could just Drive away We could drive away We could drive away Into the night We went for a ride With your words of consolation And the trees of crystal white I'll be praying for a red light To extend this precious night 'Cause we both know where I'm going And we know it just ain't right But there's nothing we can do Except to keep on moving Drive away We could drive away We could drive away Into the night Here we are We are alone together CHANGED LYRICS We went to a game Undercover as a team And the players on the court And there's only you and I I hope we never get back home 'Cause I'm feeling really anxious Towards the ending of the game And I wish we'd win forever And I wish we could just play away We could play away We could play away Into the night We went to a game Our heads bursting with strategies And the crowds all full of cheers I'll be praying for a good ref To makes us winners in their eyes 'Cause we both know that we're loosing And we know it just ain't right But there's nothing we can do Except to keep on playing Play away We could play away We could play away Into the night Here we are We are in this together The end. Next topic....snakes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 littlestomper...that's really good! im workin on the snakes one...hmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Smokin' In The Boys' Room Brownsville Station (Spoken) How you doin' out there? Y'ever seem to have one of those days where it just seems like everybody's gettin' on your case, from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, y'know, I used to have 'em just about all the time. But I found a way to get out of 'em. Let me tell you about it! (Sung) Sitting in the classroom / Thinking it's a drag Listening to the teacher rap / Just ain't my bag The noon bells ring / You know that's my cue I'm gonna meet the boys / On floor number two! Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school. A-checkin' out the halls / Makin' sure the coast is clear Lookin' in the stalls / No, there ain't nobody here Oh, my buddy Fang, and me and Paul To get caught would surely be the death of us all Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school. All right! Oh, put me to work / In the school book store Check out counter / And I got bored Teacher was lookin' / For me all around Two hours later / You know where I was found Smokin' in the boys' room (Yes indeed, I was) Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school. One mo'! Smokin' in the boys' room Oh, smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school! revised lyrics how ya doin out there, ever have one of those days where it seems like snakes are just everywhere, getting on your back, and all the way down to your best friend. well i use to have them all the time, but let me tell ya how to get rid of em. sitting in the class, thinkin its a drag, listening to the snakes just aint my bag the noon bell rings, that's my cue, im gonna meet them snakes on floor number two there's snakes in the boys room theres snakes in the boys room now teacher dont you fill me up with your rules but everyone knows that snakes arent allowed in school checkin out the halls makin sure the coast is clear lookin in the stalls, there aint no snakes here' oh my buddy python me and paul to get caught with a dead snake would be the death of us all there's snakes in the boys room there's snakes in the boys room now teacher dont you fill me up with your rules but everyone knows that snakes arent allowed in school oh put me to work in the basement floor check out the snakes that have lived there before teacher was lookin for me like a hound two hours later, i had snakes all around oh yeah snakes in the boys room snakes in the boys room now teacher i am fully aware of the rules but everbody knows that snakes arent allowed in school! next subject: toys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karhul Posted March 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 toys.... hmmm............ Tangerine - Led Zeppelin One, two... One, two, three, four, one, two. Measuring a summer's day. I only find it slips away to grey. The hours, they bring me pain. Tangerine, tangerine, Living reflections from a dream. I was her love, she was my queen And now a thousand years betwee__n. Thinking how it used to be. Does she still remember times like these? To think of us again, and I do. Tangerine, tangerine, Living reflections from a dream. I was her love, she was my queen And now a thousand years betwee__n. Changed Lyrics: One, two... One, two, three, four, one, two. Measuring my toys today. I only find they slip away and break. The toys, they bring me pain. Toys for me, toys for me, Living reflections from a dream. I am in love, they are for me And now all broken by m__e. Thinking how it used to be. I try to remember toys like these To think of them all, and I do. Toys for me, toys for me, Living reflections from a dream. I am in love, they are for me And now all broken by m__e. Next Word: The Airport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Posted March 5, 2005 Report Share Posted March 5, 2005 Original lyrics Picture yourself in a boat on a river, With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, A girl with kaleidoscope eyes. Cellophane flowers of yellow and green, Towering over your head. Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, And she?s gone. Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain Where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies, Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers, That grow so incredibly high. Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, Waiting to take you away. Climb in the back with your head in the clouds, And you?re gone. Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Picture yourself on a train in a station, With plasticine porters with looking glass ties, Suddenly someone is there at the turnstyle, The girl with the kaleidoscope eyes. My revised lyrics for "Airport" Picture youself in a plane flying higher With tangerine trees and all around you is sky Somebody calls you, a voice from the speaker A girl in airport uniform Cellophane pictures of jets and clouds Towering over your head Look for the girl with the skies in her eyes And she's flown Lucy in the airport with plane food. Follow her down to a plane on the landing strip Where baggage handlers throw expensive bags Everyone smiles as you drift through the terminal That tells you that somethings not right. Big yellow taxis appear in the distance, Waiting to take you away. Climb in the back with your head in the clouds And you're gone. Lucy in the airport with plane food. Picture yourself on a plane flying higher With air-hostesses with really short skirts Suddenly someone is there at your seat The girl in airport uniform Next word is : Rabbit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy1104 Posted March 9, 2005 Report Share Posted March 9, 2005 Next word is : Rabbit I never saw this thread but thought it would be kind of fun. I decided on Elton John's Goodbye Yellow Brick Road and renamed it Goodbye Hole In The Ground: ORIGINAL Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" When are you gonna come down When are you going to land I should have stayed on the farm I should have listened to my old man You know you can't hold me forever I didn't sign up with you I'm not a present for your friends to open This boy's too young to be singing the blues So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road What do you think you'll do then I bet that'll shoot down your plane It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics To set you on your feet again Maybe you'll get a replacement There's plenty like me to be found Mongrels who ain't got a penny Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough My Parody - Goodbye Hole In The Ground When are you going to come up? When are you going to rise I could have stayed in our hole Missing the clear blue skies You know you can?t stay down there forever Burrowed deep in the ground There?s a carrot for each of us to munch on This rabbit?s too young to be held down So goodbye hole in the ground Where the bunnies who shake in fear still hide You can?t keep me down there with you I?m going to find me a new bunny to ride What do you think you?ll do then Will you hop away or just stay behind You know that hole?s got nothing to offer Except old veggies, fruit and their rinds I?m going to find me a new bunny Someone who?ll scamper with me No more holes to live in Loving life and hopping around happily So goodbye hole in the ground Where the bunnies who shake in fear still hide You can?t keep me down there with you I?m going to find me a new bunny to ride Next Word - Poker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Date fix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlestomper Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Date fix....what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 We had a problem with the server changing the date back to the 60's, Sara's post was just to reset the correct date to all the posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jugband_Blues Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 this is my parody to "Pinball Wizard," hope you like it. PING-PONG WIZARD Ever since he was a young boy, he liked to play ping-pong, And now he tours the world, from Vegas to Hong Kong, If you make fun that he's Asian, he'll tell you "dude, that's wrong" Lee Shway Ho Mong, sure plays a mean ping-pong He good at math and his'try, and in science he does well, But when he speaks in English, he can't pronounce the "L" He destroyed all the Germans and the Russians they all fell, 'cause Lee Shway Ho Mong, sure plays a mean ping-pong He's a ping-pong wizard, he's China's biggest hit, Compared to Caucasian's his eyes they are just slits (how do you think he does it?) (oh I know) (it's 'cause he's Chinese) The tallest in his fam'ly, a soaring five foot three, In his old backyard, they swing from bonzai tree, He got his playing style, from the great Bruce Lee, that Lee Shway Ho Mong, sure plays a mean ping-pong, He is at least 50 times better than me, But that's 'cause I was born in the year of the monkey He's a prodigy, but he ain't blind dumb or deaf, He got to be a guest judge on the hit show Iron Chef, Now to that stereotyped Chinese dude I dedicate this song, 'cause Lee Shway Ho Mong, sure plays a mean ping-pong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted August 29, 2005 Report Share Posted August 29, 2005 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Elvish Posted August 30, 2005 Report Share Posted August 30, 2005 Dude, you are sooo not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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