TrampledUnderFoot Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Hey! Does anyone have any good SNL quotes?! Or somewhere I can get them? Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryansgirl319 Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 For quotable skits, some of the best involve Will Ferrell. Two of my favorites are the one with Will and the Rock as Neil Diamond and Bigfoot recording an album. And of course every one around here seems to love the Blue Oyster Cult Behind the Music Skit. You can look up SNL on the Internet Movie Data Base; they have a quotes section. Some classic SNL quotes: Jane, you ignorant slut I'm Gumby Damn It Well, isn't that special Yeah, that's the ticket We are two wild and crazy guys I could go on and on and on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrampledUnderFoot Posted February 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Some classic SNL quotes: Jane, you ignorant slut AHAHA I just saw the skit with that quote in it a couple of weeks ago and I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 I'm glad you posted this. It made me go to the snl site, and find out that next weeks musical guest is Frank Zappa! Kind of...starting tommorow, for 5 weeks they will play a classic 75-80 episode on tuesday nights. Next Tuesday is Candice Bergen and Frank Zappa. He performs my fave zappa song, I'm The Slime anyways, here is a place where you can read SNL transcripts. Here you can get the best SNL quotes, no, best quotes ever. Jack Handeys Deep Thoughts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXX Posted February 21, 2005 Report Share Posted February 21, 2005 Sprockets! http://www.ms.uky.edu/~sills/sprockets.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanTurtle Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 "I GOT A FEVER.........AND THE ONLY PERSCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL!!!" PEACE OUT JIMMY JAZZ :happybanana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnymahoe Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 "mmm...your balls r so tender" one of my favorite skits, from a christmas special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 I need to see Garrett Morris singing "Oh Tanenbaum" as the Christmas trees are sneaking up behind him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 Chee-burger chee-burger No Coke, Pepsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 Base-a-ball been very good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 22, 2005 Report Share Posted February 22, 2005 MUSICAL INTERLUDE: "I'm gonna.... get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill and the whiteys I see When I kill all the whiteys I see That whitey, he won't bother meeeeeeeee I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Mozart Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 How about "I'm chevy Chase And you're not" and also "I'm God and Here's the news" Peace to you all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 25, 2005 Report Share Posted February 25, 2005 WAYNE'S WORLD! Party on, Wayne. Party on, Garth. Schwing! And later on monkeys might fly out of my butt. NOT! A sphincter says what? We're not worthy! We're not worthy! Party time...excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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