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I have MANY favorites, so i'll have to come back to this one. but the movie i just saw the other nite, i remember this line well......."This hospital's under new management now"....Denzel Washington...John Q

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Mrs. Doubtfire: So decadent. Is it real?

Stu: It's real!

Mrs. Doubtfire: That's a pretty impressive bauble you got her.

Stu: Oh, Thank-you, thank-you.

Mrs. Doubtfire: A man gives a gift like that, he wants more than a piece of her heart. A bit of a going down payment.

Stu: Excuse me?

Mrs. Doubtfire: Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the humpty dumpty. Little Jack Horny. The horizontal mambo, mmm?

Stu: Mrs. Doubtfire!!

Mrs. Doubtfire: The bone dance, eh? Rumpleforeskin, a bit of the cunning linguistics, eh?

Stu: Mrs. Doubtfire, please!

Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh dear. I'm sorry. I'm being a little graphic, sorry. I hope you're up for a little competition.

Stu: I beg your pardon?

Mrs. Doubtfire: She's got a power tool in the bedroom. It's her personal jackhammer. She could break a sidewalk with that thing. She uses it with the lights dim. It's like a prison movie. I'm amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth. I hope you bring cocktail sauce. She's got the crabs dear and I don't mean Dungeness. I'm being blunt as a spoon, aren't I? Forgive me, it's the wine.


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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind:

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

Clementine: You're not a stalker, or anything, right?

Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?

Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.

Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

The Royal Tenenbaums:

Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.

Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.

Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.

Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't.

Eli: I'm not in love with you any more.

Margot: I didn't ever know that you were.

Eli: Let's not make this any more difficult than it already is.

Chas: Can we read it?

Richie: No.

Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?

Richie: I don't think so.

Chas: Is it dark?

Richie: Of course it's dark. It's a suicide note.

[Royal motions to Pagoda]

Royal: He saved my life, you know. Thirty years ago. I was knifed at a bazaar in Calcutta, and he carried me to the hospital on his back.

Ari: Who stabbed you?

[Royal motions to Pagoda again]

Royal: He did. There was a price on my head, and he was a hired assassin. Stuck me in the gut with a shiv.

[Royal tells his children of his impending divorce]

Richie: Is it because of us?

Royal: Well, of course, certain sacrifices had to be made as a result of having children. But heavens, no.

Royal: Richie, this illness, this closeness to death... it's had a profound affect on me. I feel like a different person, I really do.

Richie: Dad, you where never dying.

Royal: ...but I'm gonna live.

Eli: You never even gave me the time of day till I started getting good reviews.

Margot: Your reviews weren't that good.

Eli: But the sales are.

Margot: You probably don't even known my middle name.

Royal: That's a trick question. You don't have one.

Margot: Helen.


Herman Blume: You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and your going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.

Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.

Max Fischer: Oh, are they?

Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.

Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.

Bottle Rocket:

Dignan: Okay. There, you see the star is me, right there, and I'll be in there. The X is Anthony. Bob, you're the zero out here in the car.

Anthony: You told, you told your friend Bernice I'm some kind of jet pilot?

Grace: What was I supposed to say, they stuck you in an insane asylum?

Anthony: It wasn't an insane asylum, Grace. I explained to you back then that it was for exhaustion.

Grace: Exhaustion?

Anthony: Yes, exhaustion.

Grace: You haven't worked a day in your life. How could you be exhausted?

Anthony: Fact: Dignan, the picture's not doing it for me right now.

Dignan: Well does the fact that I'm trying to do it do it for you?

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou:

Steve Zissou: Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.

Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?

Anne-Marie Sakowitz: No, they have to share one.

Steve Zissou: You really think you can hit the sauce with a bun in the oven?

Steve Zissou: Can you hear the Jack Whales singing?

Ned Plimpton: [Tanker goes off] Beautiful. I wonder what they're saying.

Steve Zissou: Well actually that's a Sludge Tanker over there...

[several whales sing]

Steve Zissou: There you go!

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Laurie, I loved the duck scene in "The Doors". :thumbsup:

"I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school." - Fight Club

I just watched that again last night. I give it 2 bloody, broken thumbs up.

:coolio: great movie!

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"It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world."

Humphrey Bogart


Ingrid Berman in


Casablanca ROCKS!!!! That is on my list of my top 5 favorite movies.

okay here we go

Monty Python and the holy grail

Arthur: Look you stupid bastard...you got no arms left

Black Knight: Yes I have

Arthur(Pointing to the black knight's arms): LOOK!

It's Just a Flesh Wound


You're not your khakis(sp).- Fight Club


THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!- Army of Darkness

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