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WHERE do I begin ? Not with Drummer jokes - they're too easy.

How about the Financial Side of being a Muso?

What's the first thing a Musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

How does a Musician make a million dollars?

Start with two million.

What would a Musician do if he won a million dollars?

Keep playing gigs until the money runs out.

Two people are walking down the street. One is a Musician.

The other one doesn't have any money either.

Three people die and go to the Pearly Gates. St.Peter has to ask them if they did good works before they can be admitted to Heaven.

The first one says he struck oil and used half of his millions to build a big Community Hospital.

St.Peter says "enter friend".

The second one says he was very successful on the Stock Market and donated $5 million to Charity.

St.Peter says "enter friend".

The third one says very sheepishly that he only made $5,000 in his whole lifetime.

St.Peter says "What instrument did you play ?"

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Hmmm! Not funny hey? You DO want a drummer joke ! ::

:drummer:

A drummer, sick of all these drummer jokes, decides to change intruments. He settles on an accordion.

He goes to the music store and says to the owner "I'd like to look at some accordions please". The owner points to a shelf and says "All our accordions are over there".

After browsing for a while, the drummer says "I think I'll take the big red one in the corner".

The store owner looks at him and says "You're a drummer, aren't you"?

The drummer is amazed and says "How did you know'?

The store owner says "That big red accordion is the radiator".

Ta - da!

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How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune ?

Evidently all of them.

If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions: an in-tune tenor sax player, an out of tune tenor sax player, or Santa Claus?

The out of tune tenor sax player. The other two indicate you are hallucinating.

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