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"no more dating djs" nick holder featuring jemini


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Hey, here's another song I heard on late night radio that I have no clue who it's by or what it's called. It's by a female and it's more spoken word than rapping. The lyrics I remember are:

....you even convinced me to take the chemicals out my hair....

I'm sick of dating rappers, MCs, DJs.....

and some stuff about gold teeth, groupie hos, female DJs, guest list, your mama's house....

It's not much to go on but if anyone knows it that would be great cause it was a really interesting song.

Thank you.

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Daizelle, I believe it's this:

no more dating djs" nick holder featuring jemini

NO more dating djs

no more dating djs, mcs, producers, hiphop critics, radio hosts, etc

Wanted: a girl to date a dj

must have strong arms for heavy lifting

includes crates & my ego

looks not important to me

you will never look as good as the girls on my bootlegs, white labels & cd covers

but please try not to look uglier than any of my dj buddy's girlfriends

I really hate that

DON'T TOUCH MY EQUIPMENT

I like music,

long walks on any street that sells used records,

music,

being a hater,

music,

and I do like music

must be able to watch several hours of DMC World Championship video footage

PS: if you've never heard of dj rectangle,

please do not apply.

I'm done with dating rappers, mcs, djs,

I'm looking for a real nice rodger's cable guy

who thinks a technique is a way to make love to me

I was in love with your potential

I thought your hands were speaking to me

remember when we met an you were on that jungle brother's back to Africa trip?

you got me to throw away my rope chain

even took chemicals out my hair

you said you were my man

and we would be a strong black unit of change

but your mamma's basement was too small to oust a revolution

grown a** manbut why move out & get a job?

you said you were about to make some cheddar of all this rappin' & producin'

wait till you play me the new ssheee*t

you said the sexiest thing 'bout me besides my fat a**

was the way I made you think

& me and my fat a** was tickled pink

but now it seems that mic chords are the only things you tickle.

I'm tired of eating invisible scratch pickles

I stopped buying your mix tapes the day you said girls can't dj

because their inner ear is smaller and it throws off the mixes

[bleep] a guest list

after 3 years

I'm more than just a guest

but I guess you just aint know

I stopped analyzing your lyrics when you stopped listening to my radio show

and don't ever get it twist

I'm telling you

the worst groupies have di*ks

every guy i know can tell a story about a h* and a rap star

"I ain't hating, it's the truth dog, I witnessed it, I swear"

now your'e a man

at least for the groupie she about to give sex

you already passed your tape to the rapper

he's about to beat the things now

why are you still there?

and these groupie h*s

with their 5 minute hugs

I don't watch no face

but these girls take pleasure in provoking me

and I can't say [bleep]

I got to retaliate in silence

because the lanyard from your backstage pass keeps on choking me

and NO

I don't wanna hang out with the other dj girlfriends

they're adapters

automatic after-performance clappers

preparation-h for swollen ego [bleep] rappers

they adapt to any climate

given [bleep] about any time it seems appropriate

you take these girls for joke

skin tease like the two a you-all gon' live happy ever after

they study dinosaurs

we call them dino wh*res

why?

cause that's what you call the girls who flock to the clubs on a saturday night

to do what she can to catch a toronto raptor

she's an adaptor

you can take you know yellow pagin' dubplate makin' body tricks

but personally

I'll pass

used to give a [bleep] about turntablism

but now you could basically

galloping scratch

my a**

I know I sound amplified

you can tell your friends

it's just

hey

remember when you broke my face plate?

[bleep] the best mixer you ever had was a jemini

and it's not the dj

it's me for thinking he's listening to what he play

and the messages he's putting in the universe

but when really I think about it

what you say & who you are

I mean

loop is still singin' about girls

so ladies

the fault also lies in us

if we mistake talent for tenderness

a beat is not a love song

a guest list is not a love letter

but until i'm sure i've learned the difference

i just won't date djs, mcs, producers, hiphop critics, radio hosts, etc

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