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Anticipating your every need...Thanksgiving Songs

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Why Alices Restaurant of course. It's a family tradition at our house that has carried over to my grown kids. They play it in St Louis at 12 noon every Thanksgiving.

Uh huh, my daughter-in-law and her Mom see Arlo every year during TG week at the Keswick in Glenside, PA. He performs the song, talks about the song and it's cult following and plays other tunes, too. It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Alice's Restaurant.

You know, I started this thread tongue-in-cheek..perhaps too subtly. But now, I'm glad I did. Thanks Carole! And, Sammy? Thank you, too. No, thank you ! TP, isn't it great to know Uncle's here lookin' out for ya?

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MUSICAL INTERLUDE:

Love to eat turkey

Love to eat turkey

Love to eat the turkey 'cause it's good

Love to eat the turkey like a good boy should

'Cause it's turkey to eat

So good

Turkey for me and turkey for you

Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe

Love to eat the turkey at the table

I once saw a movie with Betty Grable

Eat that turkey all night long

Fifty million Elvis fans can't be wrong

Turkey lurkey doo and turkey lurkey dap

I eat that turkey, then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night

Jimmy Walker used to say 'Dynomite'

That's right

Turkey with gravy and cranberry

Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry

Turkey for you and turkey for me

Can't believe Tyson gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat, you just can't lose

I fell off my moped and I got a bruise

Turkey in the oven and the buns in the toaster

I'll never take down my Cheryl Tiegs poster

Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil

My brother likes to masturbate with baby oil

Turkey and sweet potato pie

Sammy Davis Jr. only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys

My favorite kind of pants are corduroys

Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble gickel

I wish turkey only cost a nickel

Oh, I love turkey on Thanksgiving"

Happy Thanksgiving, eb'rybody!

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No offence but the U.S. thanksgiving is retarded. It's way too close to Christmas. In Canada our is the 1st monday in october. That makes much more sense.

Holy smokes ! A Troll, and at Thanksgiving,... as well as being a Canadian one at that ! Not to worry all; proper notification has been sent to the Ministry of Trolls, Ottawa, and this matter will be settled' internally' ,Canadian -style --- they'll tax the b------d senseless until he apologizes !

As for now ,let me handle this; " Hey, bugger off, you hoser ! Go out and get a pack of Players Light and a six, and calm down and quit buggin' the Americans, eh !? "

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No offence but the U.S. thanksgiving is retarded. It's way too close to Christmas. In Canada our is the 1st monday in october. That makes much more sense.

Yes, and in honor of Thanksgiving I am giving you the bird!

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No offence but the U.S. thanksgiving is retarded. It's way too close to Christmas. In Canada our is the 1st monday in october. That makes much more sense.

And exactly what is there to give thanks for in Canada? :: I, too, am giving you the bird for Thanksgiving.

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