scott Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Well, evidently some people('person') here think that I don't have a healthy sense of humor, so I figured I'd post this. Anyway, this is not a good example of my stuff, its meant to be funny, and it's only really funny if you speak Spanish.(trust me) So, I have some friends that are in the student council and they wanted to know if me and my semi-formed band could play at a pep rally (what can I say? people love me : I informed them that we wouldn't be able to do anything fancy ('cuz as I've mentioned before the band is currently a drummer, bassist, and me on vocals and guitar (which I'm not particurily good at) bit they insisted so we went for it, then they mentioned 'in passing' that we would have to get what we're gonna play cleared with the principal, lets just say that me and the principal have a bit of a 'history'(there have been numerous incidents, my personal favorite was when I got 12 hours of detention for 'ringleading' a group of students that wore 'Buck Fush' shirts to school) So the principal said that we could play as long as we didn't do anything( and I quote) "Political or too thinky like Lennon" So that kind of pissed me off, so I decided to exact revenge, So I wrote the most inappropriate thing I could think of, without it being 'obvious'. I wrote this in 20 minutes, and me and my friends came up with a basic punk riff (all I can really play live) in about the same amount of time. So here we go, a little diddy called 'M.N.E.M.M.'(Mi Novia Es Mi Mano) Believe me, if you speak spanish, it's hillarious. Hello, wanna go out on Friday? I don't have to ask, know what she'll say. You could say we're attached, she won't stray. I can count on her, hold me at bay. Chorus: Mi novia es mi mano She'll need me like I kneed dough Its illegal, our love to show Especially by her window Mi novia es mi mano When I'm alone, I can count on you How could I ever want someone new? You can do the things I want to do I'm gettin' bored, turnin' me to blue Chorus I don't love you 'Aye there's the rub' Dangerous, playin' with a bear cub You can get hurt, be left with a stub You're still fun though, better than the pub Chorus. By the end of the performance the band was laughing hysterically, and the next day one of the Spanish teachers explained to Mr. A$$hole what the song was about......5 hours of detention and a Year ban from pep rallies well earned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 I had to use an online translator to figure it out...but, yes, it is funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 scott, you are very bold! what a laugh!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko90 Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 lol thats a knee slapper for sure!! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielj Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Man, my teachers would never pick up if I did sumthiong like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addictedtoclassic Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 Oh my God, I just did the language translation to English and that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Stupid Spanish teachers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 I'm afraid I don't know a word of Spanish.... Translate for this simpleton? :: Whatever it means, if it was funny and it pi**ed the teachers off and you got away with singing the whole song without being dragged off stage - Very cheeky. I like it! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 I'm afraid I don't know a word of Spanish.... Translate for this simpleton? :: It's funnier if you use this translation site and type in the Spanish phrase...use the Spanish to English translator. If we just told everyone, it would lose the mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillianne Posted November 12, 2004 Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 That is funny LOL, Sue check your pm, I'll tell you what it means.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scott Posted November 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2004 My favorite thing about this though (besides playing it in front of the whole school : is that if you take the chorus out of the song, the verses actually come off as kind of sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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