"Cocaine Bear": "Sharknado" redux?

[Otokichi]

So you want an entertaining movie with no need to analyze scenes or put it in perspective? Hollyweird has exactly what you need, a forest animal that scarfs down Cocaine and goes "Old Testament" on Homo sapiens. All hail the next "Sharknado" franchise. Next up: "Meth Bear," then "Ecstasy Bear," finally, "LSD Bear." Welcome back to the 1980's.

The real story of "Carlos Eskobear."

Edited February 27 by Otokichi
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