"I Am Pigeon"

[Otokichi]

Submitted for your approval, an "overly enthusiastic Irish gamer" tries out a "rat with wings," the Urban Pigeon. The company that created this simulator also have "I Am Bread" and "I Am Fish" simulations that are alternately hilarious and dramatic, depending on how quickly you finish a task. (What kind of task does "Bread" have? What kind of task imperils a Goldfish in a glass bowl/aquarium?) Have fun decorating the city and hatching the next generation of despoilers!