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This has got to be the worst of all?


Nervous Norvus


Tooling down the hightway doing 79

I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine

Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign-


Transfusion transfusion

I'm just a solid mess of contusions

Never never never gonna speed again

Slip the blood to me Bud

I jump in my rod about a quarter to nine

I gotta make a date with that chick of mine

I cross the center line man you gotta make time-


Transfusion transfusion

Oh man I got the cotton pickin convolutions

Never never never gonna speed again

Shoot the juice to me Bruce

My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead

But I'm a fast ridding daddy with a real cool head

I'ma gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead-


Transfusion transfusion

My red corpsuckles (sic) are in mass confusion

Never never never gonna speed again

Pass the crimson to me Jimson

I took a little drink and I'm feelin right

I can fly right over everything everything in sight

There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass him on the right-


Transfusion transfusion

I'm a real gone paleface and that's no illusion

I'ma never never never gonna speed again

Pass the claret to me Barrett

A rollin down the mountain on a rainy day

Oh when you see me coming better start to pray

I'ma cuttin up the road and I'm the boss all the way-


Transfusion transfusion

Oh doc pardon me for this crazy intrusion

I'm never never never gonna speed again

Pump the fluid in me Louie

I'm burning up the highway early this morn

I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn

Man outa my way I don't drive with my horn-


Transfusion transfusion

Oh nurse I'm gonna make a new resolution

I'm never never never gonna speed again

Put a gallon in me Alan

Oh barnyard drivers are found in two classes

Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses

So rememmber to slow down today

Hey daddy-o

Make that type O huh



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I think one of them is by The Beastie Boys.

Sabotage? or that one song from Paul's Boutique. That's a perfect theme for a getaway chase.

I heard a version of "Another Brick in the Wall" on the car radio earlier, it sounded like Korn or somebody. My insurance provider can't hold me responsible if I get into a wreck. :doh:

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Some songs lack that certain driving element, and it's not that the song and/or the band sucks. I love most of the bands and songs I'm listing.

Also, some songs come so close to getting you going, but they don't quite cut it...frustrating.

Unfortunately, a good listening tune does not it make a good driving tune:

AC/DC - Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution

Aerosmith - Draw the Line

Bad Company - Movin' On

Bob Seger - Hollywood Nights

Boston - Let Me Take You Home Tonight

Billy Idol - (Forgot) to be a Lover

Billy Joel - It's Still Rock and Roll to Me

Billy Squier - In the Dark

Cars - Cruiser

CCR - Fortunate Son

Chicago - Saturday in the Park

Eagles - Victim of Love

CSN - Suite Judy Blue Eyes

Cult - Edie (Ciao Baby)

David Bowie - Golden Years

Deep Purple - Woman From Tokyo

Def Leppard - Photograph

Dire Straits - Skateaway

Doobie Brothers - China Grove

Doors - People Are Strange

ELO - Evil Woman

Elton John - Honkey Cat

Eric Clapton - I Shot the Sheriff

Fleetwood Mac - Dreams

Foreigner - Cold as Ice

Genesis - Abacab

Guess Who - Hand Me Down World

Guns & Roses - Don't Cry

J. Geils Band - Love Stinks

Kinks - Celluloid Heroes

Led Zeppelin - Hey Hey What Can I Do

Lynard Skynard - Don't Ask Me No Questions

Moody Blues - Tuesday Afternoon

Nirvana - All Apologies

Ozzy - Mr. Crowley

Pearl Jam - Corduroy

Queen - Killer Queen

RHCP's - Californication

Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb

Rolling Stones - Get Off of My Cloud

Rush - New World Man

Scorpions - Big City Nights

Steve Miller Band - Fly Like an Eagle

Styx - Fooling Yourself

Tom Petty - The Waiting

U2 - Where The Streets Have No Name

Van Halen - Feel Your Love Tonight

Van Morrison - Domino

The Who - Squeeze Box

Yes - I've See All Good People

ZZ Top - Got Me Under Pressure

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Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb

[*Gasp!] smile008.gif

This is my ultimate favorite, I have my sub-woofers set just right, so that it echos perfectly while driving, as soon as the solo kicks in, that's the time I stop paying attention to the road, & relax to the soothing sounds of Gilmours brilliance.

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[*Gasp!] smile008.gif This is my ultimate favorite

I know - I'm sorry...I love this song too. I was so reluctant to list Comfortably Numb, but I did so because, while it is an amazing tune to blast in the car, and it sounds phenomenal, I think of a driving tune in terms of a song that will pick you up, not zone you out. :: ...like Run Like Hell.

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