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Family Guy is the coolest freakin cartoon! I got the dvds and all that, and know all the episodes by heart...i have no life. Whats your favorite lines from Family Guy??? Quotes?? Images?? Episodes??mine is:

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?

Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you.

Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane....

Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers!

ok ill stop, theres a million of em!!!! This is more like a post anything about Family Guy post.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

if ya need some help....heres the PERFECT site!!

Family Guy Quotes!!

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They're bringing back Family Guy to Fox, the network should've realized how phenomenal the show really was, they started biting themselves in the @$$ when they saw the high ratings for it on the Cartoon Network. Seth McFarlane (sp?) is also bringing a new one called "American Dad" to premiere next season, I have the feeling this one won't be as good, funny, or original as Family Guy though.

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I'm going to have to repost this one, it was probably one of the funniest moments...

(At a drive through with Lois' pregnant sister.)

Peter: I'll have 3 cheeseburgers...

Lois: For god sakes Peter, she's having a baby!

Peter: Oh that's right, and a kid's meal.

A few more that get me...

Peter Griffin : NOOOOOO. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Damn longears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus. Anyway, what was that you were saying?

Peter Griffin : I'm looking for some toilet training books.

Salesman : We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.

Peter Griffin : Well, you see, we're catholic...

Salesman : Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.

Lisa McDonald: Bye, Dad. Don't wait up.

Ronald McDonald : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, Lisa. Come back here. You're not going out with all that make-up on.

Lisa McDonald: But, Dad...

Ronald McDonald : Upstairs. You're a McDonald, not a whore.

Peter Griffin : Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.

I also found a few funny images that are too illicit for the boards... but if you do a Google image search on family guy, they'll show up on the first & second pages. smile055.gif I'm referring to the ones with Lois & Brian smile056.gif

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What?s your favorite episode?

I tried to think of my all time favorite episode, but I couldn?t come up with just one. One that I find particularly humorous is the episode where Peter is told that his property is not legally part of the United States, so he proclaims his household as ?Petoria?. He then joins the United Nations & tries to gain respect & construct an axis allegiance with the rival nations by declaring an invasion on his neighbor?s pool. The part where he breaks into a Hammer parody of ?You Can?t Touch Me? is one of the funniest things I?ve seen on TV in some time. The parodies of the show are what make it, usually on any given episode; the highlights are the spoofs that range in everything from children?s programming to political affairs.

The worst episode (in my opinion) is the one that involves the Indian Tribe Casino where Peter must win back the family?s car by going on a ?Vision Quest?. While observing this the other day, I noticed around six different Simpsons? rip-offs, including the part about Lois?s impulsive gambling habit & Chris?s unwanted Boy Scout campaign.

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Driving Range Manager: Everybody wants to come to the driving range to hit golf balls at the fat kid [chris, who has a job there]

Business guy: (on a cell phone) Cancel all my afternoon appointments, I gotta hit more balls at the fat kid!

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I loved that episode, Mindcrime. "Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board. Hey, wait, Mitch, it's not a van! It's just a really fat kid. Hey there fatty fat fatty fatso! Have some chocolate, fatty" It reminded me of the one where Peter put the demo on the keyboard in the toy store and pretended like he was playing, and the guy was like "You're just a big phony. Hey, look at this guy! He's nothing but a big phony!"

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I have to disagree with Mindcrime about the worst episode. It has to be3 the one where he spends like 190 minutes holding his knee in pain going aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

Briefly funny but just so dumb.

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It reminded me of the one where Peter put the demo on the keyboard in the toy store and pretended like he was playing, and the guy was like "You're just a big phony. Hey, look at this guy! He's nothing but a big phony!"

That was one of my favorite moments ever!

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What?s your favorite episode?

I tried to think of my all time favorite episode, but I couldn?t come up with just one. One that I find particularly humorous is the episode where Peter is told that his property is not legally part of the United States, so he proclaims his household as ?Petoria?. He then joins the United Nations & tries to gain respect & construct an axis allegiance with the rival nations by declaring an invasion on his neighbor?s pool. The part where he breaks into a Hammer parody of ?You Can?t Touch Me? is one of the funniest things I?ve seen on TV in some time. The parodies of the show are what make it, usually on any given episode; the highlights are the spoofs that range in everything from children?s programming to political affairs.

The worst episode (in my opinion) is the one that involves the Indian Tribe Casino where Peter must win back the family?s car by going on a ?Vision Quest?. While observing this the other day, I noticed around six different Simpsons? rip-offs, including the part about Lois?s impulsive gambling habit & Chris?s unwanted Boy Scout campaign.

hes too sexy for his fat. i love that episode. By the way i didnt get my avatar from this thread.

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Stewies the best. I don't like Chris though. Just the cliched "stupid character" they have in almost all TV shows

I agree.

This quote goes something like this:

Peter: o no lois we are not getting a used car. I knew someone who bought a used car, next dat BAM! herpes.

Or

PEter is calling lois on the phone

Peter: "Louis, i'm still at work and im staying a little late.

Lois: Peter, the caller id says ur in the kitchen, infact im looking at u right now. (peter moves)

Peter: ok now im at work.

i now that 1 was probably totally off.

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