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Hi guys...It's that time of year again...we will be bringing our residents camping in late September....Last year we did the "Grease" skit and it was a big hit!...This year we have a "Country" theme...Was thinking about a HeeHaw routine.....Having a couple of the guys sing that "Where Oh Where Are Tonight" song and then maybe have them tell a few jokes....Do you know of any "one liner" jokes they could do?.....

Oh and if you have any other ideas for a skit, please post them here...thanks!

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Can you do the Neil Young version of "Oh Susana"?

I'm picturing some kind of bit where the campers are standing in a semicircle with jug band instruments, then one by one, they come out and tell a joke. When they retreat, everyone sings the chorus. Campy, yes, but this is camp. :)

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Most important...will you dress up as a Hee-Haw Honey..if so, pictures please. And now...

How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, unique up on it.

How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path!

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

Dam!

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate clauses!

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro sinko.

What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic"

SANKA!

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