_Laurie_ Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 Hi guys...It's that time of year again...we will be bringing our residents camping in late September....Last year we did the "Grease" skit and it was a big hit!...This year we have a "Country" theme...Was thinking about a HeeHaw routine.....Having a couple of the guys sing that "Where Oh Where Are Tonight" song and then maybe have them tell a few jokes....Do you know of any "one liner" jokes they could do?..... Oh and if you have any other ideas for a skit, please post them here...thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Can you do the Neil Young version of "Oh Susana"? I'm picturing some kind of bit where the campers are standing in a semicircle with jug band instruments, then one by one, they come out and tell a joke. When they retreat, everyone sings the chorus. Campy, yes, but this is camp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 Thanks Carl! Now I need some jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 9, 2012 Report Share Posted August 9, 2012 How many hillbillies does it take to fill a bathtub? (I dunno, how many?) It depends on the size of the ones you're usin'!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 13, 2012 Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Most important...will you dress up as a Hee-Haw Honey..if so, pictures please. And now... How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way, unique up on it. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path! What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam! What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! What do you call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate clauses! What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck. What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic" SANKA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 13, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2012 Thanks Ron!....those are perfect!....and as for dressing up, well I'm going to see if I can get my guys to do it....if not, I guess I'll have to fill in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2012 I only had to work one night at camp...The night I worked they had a dance....I left instructions for the staff on the Hee Haw Skit and it went great!.....thanks for the jokes Ron, I heard the residents really liked them alot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Posted October 3, 2012 Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 Is there video of this skit on YouTube Laurie? Let's take it viral. :sing1: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2012 LOL I would love to post it Carl!..but due to the privacy policy with our company I can't post the video of our residents..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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