Love is the drug... a break-up is like quittin' cocaine:

[Ombre Vivante]

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/living/2010/07/07/am.intv.fisher.breakup.cnn

I never thought I'd hear someone mention Roxy Music on day teevee

The advice is pretty obvious and useful, but it's something that others don't get, esp. when the f-bomb is dropped (or one is friend-zoned): don't be their "friend," if he or she rejects you.