Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 We have a what makes you happy and a what makes you mad thread, but not a what makes you laugh thread. Since I have been laughing myself silly the past couple of days, I thought I'd start one. What cracks me up today is listening to one of my co-workers giving driving directions to someone. She told this poor man to take a right at a certain road. She said he'd recognize it because "there will be a house on the left that sits way back where you can barely see it behind the trees and on the right will be a field with goats in it." Why even bring up the house you can't see if you can't see it? And you know you're in the damn country when directions include goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 LOL...and you know you've gone to far when you've gone past the McAllister's big red barn on the left... I hear ya Peachy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 I heard someone refer to a family as the "McNastys"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanTurtle Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 What cracks me up today is listening to one of my co-workers giving driving directions to someone. She told this poor man to take a right at a certain road. She said he'd recognize it because "there will be a house on the left that sits way back where you can barely see it behind the trees and on the right will be a field with goats in it." Why even bring up the house you can't see if you can't see it? And you know you're in the damn country when directions include goats. That's classic! It made me think of this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 Some one on another site posted this in response to some one's insensitive comment about the recent death of a jazz musician : "If stupid were music...you would be an orchestra." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 That's hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted June 19, 2010 Report Share Posted June 19, 2010 Today at the racetrack daughter says she needs to go to the ATM, but the race was gonna start...sooo good ol' daddy lends her money and she says she'll pay him back on our way out to the ATM...well hubby ends up winning and then she gets her money from the ATM....some change and then bills were exchanged...and theeeeeeeen....I told hubby "I think she conned ya"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Sarah Palin on Twitter: SarahPalinUSA: "Gulf disaster needs divine intervention as man's efforts have been futile. Gulf lawmakers designate today Day of Prayer for solution/miracle" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 And this response: bobdobolina: "@SarahPalinUSA You're assuming God doesn't want oil in the Gulf?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 God could always make it rain fire and flood the world up to the top of Mount Everest afterwards. I will light a candle and pray to St. Jude. Hahahah This cracks me up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Isn't that Sarah's solution for everything from Afghanistan to Zibabwe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Sarah Palin would be comic relief if her fans didn't take her so seriously. She is a microcosm of everything that is wrong in America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted June 20, 2010 Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Also, Jim Gaffigan is hilarious and that radio conversation was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2010 Bippity boppity bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 I threatened to pour ice water on Mr. Peaches and he said, "If you do, I suggest you get your affairs in order first." I love that fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Damn you got yourself a good man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 I know, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 I threatened to pour ice water on Mr. Peaches and he said, "If you do, I suggest you get your affairs in order first." I love that fool. How many affairs have you had that they are out of order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 A lady would never disclose such sensitive information, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 My fault for even asking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Wow. I left that wide open for a slew of "but you're no lady" jokes and no takers. I'm speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 That "wide open" line was a bit dangerous too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 I didn't even think of the implications of that phrase. Now THAT cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 I didn't even think of the implications of that phrase. Now THAT cracks me up. Thus the name of this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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