Carl Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 To make a nice, clean break in your relationship, show up with a box of forever roses (so you will never have to buy her flowers again), do dinner at the Arby's drive thru, and put on this classic from The Beastie Boys: Girls - to do the dishes Girls - to clean up my room Girls - to do the laundry Girls - and in the bathroom Girls - that's all I really want is girls Two at a time - I want girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funnymonkey Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 jimmy buffet actualy is my alltime fav cheezburger in paridise. how about thriller -auburn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillianne Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Just find what music they hate..and play it real loud For instance if you had a guy who hated lets say..Kiss, stick some kiss on, stick your tounge out, and dance like a loon :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 To make a nice, clean break in your relationship, show up with a box of forever roses (so you will never have to buy her flowers again), do dinner at the Arby's drive thru, and put on this classic from The Beastie Boys: Girls - to do the dishes Girls - to clean up my room Girls - to do the laundry Girls - and in the bathroom Girls - that's all I really want is girls Two at a time - I want girls CARL, DO YOU HAVE A F***IN' CAMERA IN MY CAR, OR WHAT?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Drive up in Geo Metro with the blankets in the backseat and gallon of wild turkey and a video camera on the passenger seat with the song Girls, Girls, Girls (Motley Crew) blaring on the stereo (so loud that the distortion make it impossible to tell what song it really is)! Then comment on how loose the close she is wearing makes her look and give her a BIG THUMBS UP for her fashion skills! Tell her your watch stopped an hour ago and your gas guage hasn't worked in days! Start every conversation with "I've always wanted to have a big family and I never want to have to hold down a FULLTIME job unless it's absolutely necessary!! Good Luck! Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Drive up in Geo Metro with the blankets in the backseat and gallon of wild turkey and a video camera on the passenger seat with the song Girls, Girls, Girls (Motley Crew) blaring on the stereo (so loud that the distortion make it impossible to tell what song it really is)! Then comment on how loose the close she is wearing makes her look and give her a BIG THUMBS UP for her fashion skills! Tell her your watch stopped an hour ago and your gas guage hasn't worked in days! Start every conversation with "I've always wanted to have a big family and I never want to have to hold down a FULLTIME job unless it's absolutely necessary!! Good Luck! Mike Does it have to be Motley Crue? Are there any other bands that could substitute? Motley Crue's okay, but I don't have any of their albums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 I don't really need a strategy, here's how things usually go down with me. ME:"Hello My name's Scott" PROSPECT:"Oh, hello Scott" ME:"I was wondering if sometime you would like to..." PROSPECT:"I'm a lesbian, go away, I never want to see you again" ME:"Okay" Or sometimes I'll just be walking down the street, and somebody I don't even know will just come up to me "I like women, don't even think about it, or look at me" (I'm a loser, in case you didn't get the gist of the above passage, you have to know that to get the humor there : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Scotty, you just haven't met the right one yet. Don't be too hard on yourself. You look and seem like a nice kid. If you are getting that kind of reaction, they aren't worthy of you. Keep your chin up, little brother. Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Don't worry Ken, I was just kiddin' around, my 'animal masculinity' has me knee deep in the babes. :: (heeheeheehee) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXX Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Okay Chickies - what if your first date played (over and over...) The Police's "Every Breath You Take"... would you get a bit freaked out?? It's possible that many men (and it's true) don't even pay attention to the lyrical content. If a girl played "#1 Crush" by Garbage I'd be all over her in an instant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 Just find what music they hate..and play it real loud For instance if you had a guy who hated lets say..Kiss, stick some kiss on, stick your tounge out, and dance like a loon :: Gilliann, what if the guy happens not only to LOVE Kiss, but has come to realize that Kiss is the way, the light, and the truth? Or, at least should think that now once he has realized, that since October 31st, 1976, he has given that very band enough money to cover the debt of a small third-world nation.... Never mind... Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 Every Breath You Take...the ultimate obsessive stalker tune...yeah, I'd be a little freaked out. Running a close second, "I Want You"- Elvis Costello Oh my baby baby I love you more than I can tell I don't think I can live without you And I know that I never will Oh my baby baby I want you so it scares me to death I can't say anymore than "I love you" Everything else is a waste of breath I want you You've had your fun you don't get well no more I want you Your fingernails go dragging down the wall Be careful darling you might fall I want you I woke up and one of us was crying I want you You said "Young man I do believe you're dying" I want you If you need a second opinion as you seem to do these days I want you You can look in my eyes and you can count the ways I want you Did you mean to tell me but seem to forget I want you Since when were you so generous and inarticulate I want you It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for It's the way your shoulders shake and what they're shaking for I want you it's knowing that he knows you now after only guessing It's the thought of him undressing you or you undressing I want you He tossed some tattered compliment your way I want you And you were fool enough to love it when he said "I want you" I want you The truth can't hurt you it's just like the dark It scares you witless But in time you see things clear and stark I want you Go on and hurt me then we'll let it drop I want you I'm afraid I won't know where to stop I want you I'm not ashamed to say I cried for you I want you I want to know the things you did that we do too I want you I want to hear he pleases you more than I do I want you I might as well be useless for all it means to you I want you Did you call his name out as he held you down I want you Oh no my darling not with that clown I want you I want you You've had your fun you don't get well no more I want you No-one who wants you could want you more I want you I want you I want you Every night when I go off to bed and when I wake up I want you I'm going to say it once again 'til I instill it I know I'm going to feel this way until you kill it I want you I want you -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 I think "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy might scare a girl away. Or not,,,depends on the girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatleant Posted August 21, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 I think "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy might scare a girl away. Or not,,,depends on the girl. LMAO!! Now THAT was funny. ... depends on the girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCyberdemon Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 I think "Smack My Bitch Up" by Prodigy might scare a girl away. Or not,,,depends on the girl. I remember I had just asked this girl (who was a sophmore when I was a junior) out, and we had been going out for maybe 3 days. The first day I gave her a ride home, I popped in this cd without thinking about it. After I listened to "Breathe" and "Diesel Power" I started playing "Smack My Bitch Up". I then thought, "Upps, she might get the wrong idea." Supprisingly she starts singing along, then for some reason punched me really hard in the arm. Very odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 Drive up in Geo Metro with the blankets in the backseat and gallon of wild turkey and a video camera on the passenger seat with the song Girls, Girls, Girls (Motley Crew) blaring on the stereo (so loud that the distortion make it impossible to tell what song it really is)! Then comment on how loose the close she is wearing makes her look and give her a BIG THUMBS UP for her fashion skills! Tell her your watch stopped an hour ago and your gas guage hasn't worked in days! Start every conversation with "I've always wanted to have a big family and I never want to have to hold down a FULLTIME job unless it's absolutely necessary!! Good Luck! Mike I see you read my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted August 21, 2004 Report Share Posted August 21, 2004 I once almost freak out when she left some Shakira CD on repeat. She kept saying "c'mon, listen to it". I was speechless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCyberdemon Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 If your a chick and your dates Irish, play a song called "Irish Boys" by Tsunami Bomb. Listen to it and you'll understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackMath729 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 anyone plays anything by usher and ill stab them in the eyes with spoons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
softrockprincess Posted August 27, 2004 Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 Don't worry be happy :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 27, 2004 Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 My girlfriend made me listen to Britney Spears - Toxic on repeat while engaging in a 4 1/2 hour game of scrabble (mind you, I hate this game with a passion) finally at 4 am I was ready to lie down & she made me go home I had the song stuck in my head for a very long time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 27, 2004 Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 Did you win the Scrabble game, at least? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 LOL I had HENDRIX on my rack at one point, but couldn't use it, since it's a common name. I lost the game by a large score. I sat there reading the official scrabble dictionary in order to find words. I really hate this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikkie Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 anything metal ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 It depends on the date's musical tastes, doesn't it? It can work the other way, as well. I dated a girl when I was in my early twenties that went weak in the knees if I played Candy-O. That album,(yes,album) was her aphrodisiac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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