beatleant Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Your on a blind date and it's going to crap but he/she is sexually turned on to you. What music would you play that would definitely ruin his/her moment?? For me U2 - Bono's voice would make anyone practice abstinence * shudder * Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music." Actually, the sound of a dentist drill is easier on the ears (and mind) than MMM. Wham! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCyberdemon Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Music would not scare anyone into not wanting to do the nasty. If a guy wants to bone you, he wants to bone you. If you are a guy, I think it's time you take the tent out of your closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXX Posted August 18, 2004 Report Share Posted August 18, 2004 Demon is right. Guys don't really care about the music that's playing, but I'd not be there in the morning or call back if I see Marilyn Manson, Dave Matthews, and Scissor Sisters CDs in your collection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 I dunno CD, if she starts playin' some country western, I'm going to have to assume that she at least believes that we are somehow related, and then I would feel very awkward attempting to *ahem* 'do' anything. (In case y'all don't get it in 'Scott's unabridged dictionary' the definition of 'country music' is as follows: "Music to ____ your cousin to" : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Charles Manson's "Garbage Dump". Right Said Fred "I'm Too Sexy" Billy Ray Cyrus "Achey Breakey Heart" (might make her swallow that cyanide capsule she's been carrying around) Alice Cooper's "Cold Ethyl" (about sex with a dead person, ahh, they just don't write songs like that no mo'. "One thing, No lie, Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie. She's cool , in bed, yeah, she oughtta be, 'cause Ethyl's dead!" ) Eminem's "Kim" ANYTHING by the 2 Live Crew And the LAST song that will turn off your date, The Weather Girls, "It's Raining Men". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggplant Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 I'll try not to take offense to the Bono comment. How about "Closer" by NIN. Then again, that song would just clarify your intentions a little bit huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 How about "Closer" by NIN. Then again, that song would just clarify your intentions a little bit huh? I don't know, Eggplant. He says "I want to make sweet love to you like an animal" but he doesn't clarify which animal. Cat - too much damned noise Rabbit - too quick...over in 30 seconds Rabid mongoose - too much thrashing around So that song might be perfect to scare a woman away! :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Alice Cooper's "Cold Ethyl" (about sex with a dead person, ahh, they just don't write songs like that no mo'. "One thing, No lie, Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo Pie. She's cool , in bed, yeah, she oughtta be, 'cause Ethyl's dead!" ) Good one, Ken! :: I'm thinking some Type O Negative would take care of any romantic feelings - depending on what kind of freak you're dating. Also, I like to think I have eclectic taste in music, but opera would leave me feeling less than amourous. Especially since I'd probably have to shove bamboo skewers in my ears. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 I'm thinking some Type O Negative would take care of any romantic feelings - depending on what kind of freak you're dating. I took my ex girlfriend to a Type O Negative concert & we both absolutely loved it, but she was already a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 I just like to play "Iron Man" over and over and over and over and over and over and over.... EDIT: -- This post was actually supposed to go under 'Love Making Songs', but I guess it could work for both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 I think a first date would be offended by Lloyd Cole's She's a girl, I'm a man even though it's a very catchy song: "She's gotta be, the stupidest girl I've ever seen . . . " Or, what about that Guns-n-Roses one: "I used to love her but I had to kill her." Anything by Sepultura, Overkill or Heralds of Oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Good one, Ken! Also, I like to think I have eclectic taste in music, but opera would leave me feeling less than amourous. Especially since I'd probably have to shove bamboo skewers in my ears. Awwwww, come on, Elvish, no appreciation for the finer arts? You don't like Opera? I have moods where nothing else will do but Boccelli, or the three Tenors. Saying something is an acquired taste is like saying "You'll learn to live with the pain if you keep sticking your fingers in your eyes". I have never believed in 'acquiring' a taste for something you don't enjoy. But, as one of the 'regular mortals', just try holding some of the notes those guys do. And God have pity on your soul if you smoke, 'cause, you just ain't gonna do it... Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Ken, I'm not saying I don't appreciate the talent opera singers have. And I agree with your theory on "acquiring a taste": I don't intend to subject myself to listening to them in an in-vain attempt to "acquire a taste." I know I don't like coconut either, but I'm not going to down an entire coconut cream pie because it would be a waste. Lots of people thorougly enjoy coconut, so I'll leave the pie eating to them. :: And I'm leaving the opera appreciation to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Mmmmmmm.....coconut cream pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Mmmmmmm.....coconut cream pie. Reminds me of George Carlin: "I don't like that." "Why?" "I don't know. I know I don't like it. And I know that if I ate it, I would like it even less." "Well, I like it. Mmmmm! Yum yum!" "Hey, Ma. You like it? You eat it!" So Sammy, you like it? You eat it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 I'm picturing myself on a first date and I would say if a guy suddenly began playing any of the instrumentals/theme songs from any of the horror movies, such as The Omen, Halloween, Friday the Thirteenth, etc., that would tend to ruin the moment for me. (That's when you silently clutch that mace in your purse.LOL) And, really nasty rap. Oh....and, of course, Shania.....I would have to flee the immediate area. Ahhhh, Amy, what if the guy turned and looked at you. Stock still. Tilted his head to one side, then the next, A la Michael Meyers? Hands flexing, unflexing, gaze never wavering... Would that produce the mace fast? Heeeeheeeeee. Kenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXX Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Type O is sex repellant for me. I don't think I'd date someone who'd listen to that in the first place, though :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opiate Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 **In my Ralph voice from the Simpsons** I'm scared.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XXX Posted August 19, 2004 Report Share Posted August 19, 2004 Haaw haaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 A guy playing "Having My Baby" by Paul Anka would have ended things for me. I'd probably have done something terribly crude to make him not like me ...or mean He'd have been calling me a taxi and I'd have been calling him "forgettable". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy20801 Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 I'm pretty sure ANYTHING by Weird Al Yankovic would be an instant date-killer. Also the entire repertoire of Aha, as nobody could EVER concentrate on their partner with Aha's crotch-clamping induced falsetto blaring in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatleant Posted August 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Okay Chickies - what if your first date played (over and over...) The Police's "Every Breath You Take"... would you get a bit freaked out?? It's possible that many men (and it's true) don't even pay attention to the lyrical content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catherine Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Every Breath You Take...the ultimate obsessive stalker tune...yeah, I'd be a little freaked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 Oh, God! Ant you brought back bad memories! I went out with a guy who had Bad Company's "10 from 6" and played "Feel Like Makin' Love" over and over and over. . . Needless to say, it was our first and last date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted August 20, 2004 Report Share Posted August 20, 2004 I completely forgot one of the best ways to screw up your date. Show up with a can of beer nestled in your crotch, and the following blasting from the car speakers as the hula girl on your rearview jiggles suggestively.. I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here Your voice sounds so wonderful But yer face don't look too clear...... So bar maid bring a pitcher, another round o' brew Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw? Chorus: Why don't we get drunk and screw? I just bought a water bed, it's filled up for me and you. They say you are a snow queen Honey I don't think that's true So, why don't we get drunk and screw? -- Spoken: "Pick it Coral Reefers, here we go..." (swing instrumental) Why don't we get drunk and screw? I just bought a waterbed it's filled up for me and you. They say you are a snow queen Oh, Honey I don't think that's true So why don't we get drunk, and screw? Yeah, now baby, I say, (Lord!) Why don't we get drunk and screw? When it comes to true love, Jimmy Buffett puts the words down that go straight to the heart.. Peace, Ken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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