MuzikTyme Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 Good day, Songfactors! This game is real simple but has potential for a lot of laughs and whatever follows: A poster will list two (2) things. One will be the thing they haven't done that they'd like to and the other thing that they've never done and are glad they haven't. Example: 1. I've never performed brain surgery on the current U.S. president. 2. I've never lived in a van down by the RIVER!!! Anyway, hopefully this thread will take off because Songfacts has many comedians! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 12, 2010 Report Share Posted February 12, 2010 1. I've never posted in this thread until now. 2. I've never actually read any of Kevin's private topics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 1. I've never walked on the moon 2. I've never seen my grandma give the moon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 1. I've never been to Spain (boy that one sounds familiar) 2. I've never invested with Bernie Madoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 1. I've never scuba dived the Great Barrier Reef. 2. I've never awakened next to Cher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 1. I've never been to The Pacific Aviation Museum or the U.S.S. Missouri. 2. I've never gambled in Las Vegas. (Though I have visited the strip twice.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 I've never been to California I never had sex with Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted February 14, 2010 Report Share Posted February 14, 2010 me neither I've never sinned I've never danced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 1-I've never been sky diving 2-I've never robbed a liquor store Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I've never driven up the Pacific Coast Highway. I've never been banned from Songfacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I never spent an afternoon talking with Leonard Cohen I never smoked crack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 1. I've never woke up in Côte d'Azur after a ménage à trois. 2. I've never shaved French gals' underarms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chutzpah Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 (edited) 1. I've never been to outer space...physically anyway 2. I've never gone to prison Edited February 15, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 1. I've never been to the Australian Outback 2. I've never known what it's like to be homeless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Interlude, 1. I've never been to outer space...physically anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I've never been to a Star Trek convention. I've never "seen the elephant." (yet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I've never been snowboarding in Alaska I've never been arrested Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I've never been in Greece I've never been pregnant being a teenager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I've never had a root canal. I've never understood that one line from Midnight At The Oasis. "catus is our friend"....really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 but Jackie, He'll point out the way. That's pretty friendly of him. 1-I have never seen Elton John in concert 2-I have never eaten octopus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You're so right Ryansgirl that is awful friendly of him I've never been so ready for spring. I've never sang a song in the key of A minor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heimann47 Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 I've never been pregnant being a teenager That's the one I forgot to put... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 1. I've never been a shrimpboat captain 2. I've never deveined shrimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lissy Posted February 17, 2010 Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 i have never been to a concert i have never broken an arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2010 Lissy, you've never been to a concert? Well, just do me one favour; when you get tickets for the first one, dress your best and be prepared for a wonderful experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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