Lea Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 A VERY HPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 10P !! :rock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Happy birthday from one more lunatic! ... make that five more lunatics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Nz9B1XFio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Damn it, I'm late! Hope you had a great day, Kari!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLD 55 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY KARI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 Damn it, I'm late!! Maybe you should try a Home Pregnancy Test. Better safe than sorry, Dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 As always, sage advice from Sammy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted March 28, 2009 Report Share Posted March 28, 2009 In your honor, Peaches, since you told Father Time you're Forty and Fabulous, I feel this is the very next step. Read it. Weep. Or don't. Laugh at it. Laugh with it. It's mean to make us all feel good! LADIES… OVER 40 AND GLAD OF IT by Andy Rooney As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?†She doesn’t care what you think. If an older woman doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it’s usually something more interesting. An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she’s doing. Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. An older woman couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an older woman. They always know. An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens. An older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido’s stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone. Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and she’s lived long enough to know how to please a man in ways her younger cousin could never dream of. Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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