Tony Baloni Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 (edited) People are d*cks And they have been d*cks to you since the day you were born And they will be d*cks to you till the day that die And then they'll feel super guilty and throw you a great big party Have all the shrimp cocktail you want Oh wait- you can't- you're dead.. At least make peace with your family and friends Oh wait- you can't- you're dead... We took the money for your medical bill And bought a nice shiny casket instead With a lid so we can stare at your corpse and say "Yep, he's really dead." People are d*cks And they have been d*cks to you since the day you were born And they will be d*cks to you till the day that die And then they'll feel super guilty and throw you a great big party Your uncle from Quebec who you met once when you were six Flew in just to say goodbye to your head Don't be rude, say goodbye to him too Oh wait, my bad, you're dead But if you were alive, you would simply have to try The cake we bought for your wake People are d*cks And they have been d*cks to you since the day you were born And they will be d*cks to you till the day that die And then they'll feel super guilty and throw you a great big party Edited September 12, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Wonderfully dark wit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Baloni Posted September 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 We recorded this tonight! Check it out: Loosen Up, It's a Funeral! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 that's hysterical! This is actually the first one of your recordings I've listened to so far, but I'll be listening to more. I love to hear lyrics sung the say the writers intended - complete with the sarcasm and everything. *Two Thumbs Way Up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Your uncle from Quebec who you met once when you were six Flew in just to say goodbye to your head (I still couldn´t listen to the song...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Baloni Posted September 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 No it's ok, go ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 It's so awesome to read the lyrics first and then hear the song. You and the song rock my frakking universe, Mr. Processed Lips, Hooves and Bungholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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