MellonCollie Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 Post some funny lyrics that are from bands or songs you really like. My submission is Pink Triangle by Weezer. When I'm stable long enough I start to look around for love See a sweet in floral print my mind begins the arrangements but When I start to feel that pull turns out I just pulled myself she would never go with me were I the last girl on earth I'm dumb, she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one we were good as married in my mind but married in my mind's no good a Pink Triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth, let me know the truth Might have smoked a few in my time but never thought it was a crime knew the day would surely come when I'd chill and settle down when I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl then she put me in my place if everyone's a little queer can't she be a little straight? I'm dumb, she's a lesbian I thought I had found the one we were good as married in my mind but married in my mind's no good a Pink Triangle on her sleeve let me know the truth, let me know the truth Great song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? I think it's his lung Mister would you please help my pony? He's chewin' bark and not the leaves He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him? I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's down and he ain't gettin' up He coughed up snot in the driveway And I think his lung's f#cked up Pony, Pony, Pony Mister, would you please help my pony? I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there lookin' at me He can't talk because he's a pony I think it's his lung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaylers50 Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 Haha!!! anything weird al! like in horoscope CANCER - The position of jupiter says u should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud! Try not to shove a roll or duct tape up ur nose while taking ur drivers test LEO - Now is not a good time to photocopy ur butt and staple it to ur boss's face (oh no!) eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry kwik! VIRGO - All virgos are extremely friendly and intellegent, except for u! Expect a big surprise today when u wind u with ur head impaled upon a stick! thats ur horoscope for today!!... and albequirque ...i'd never been on a real airplane before and i have to tell ya, it was really great, except that i had to sit between to large Albanian women with excruciatingly sever body odor and the little kid in back of my keep throwing up the whole time, and the flight attendent ran out of dr. pepper and salted peanuts, and oh yeah 3 of the engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane blew up in a giant fireball, and everybody died....execept for me( ) ya know Y? Cuz i had my tray table up, and my seat back in the full upright postition, tray table up.... yeah ya get the point. 11 minutes long that song is...lol..U REALLY should check it out though.. its always good for a laugh! lol ull like it I PROMISE later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 It was a fat hemaphrodite with one nostril and a flock of seagulls haircut. Just as I suspected. I hate it when I'm right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggplant Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 "Girlfriend in a Coma" by The Smiths Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know - it?s serious Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know - it?s really serious There were times when I could Have murdered her (but you know, I would hate Anything to happen to her) No, I don?t want to see her Do you really think She?ll pull through ? Do you really think She?ll pull through ? Do ... Girlfriend in a coma, I know I know - it?s serious My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye There were times when I could Have strangled her (but you know, I would hate Anything to happen to her) Would you please Let me see her ! Do you really think She?ll pull through ? Do you really think She?ll pull through ? Do ... Let me whisper my last goodbyes I know - it?s serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmosis Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 Not nesesarily funny, but it shows the guy had a higher sense of humor. One of my favorite songs. This is 'Bike' by Pink Floyd, written by Syd Barret: I've got a bike You can ride it if you like It's got a basket A bell that rings And things to make it look good I'd give it to you if I could But I borrowed it You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world I'll give you anything Everything if you want things I've got a cloak It's a bit of a joke There's a tear up the front It's red and black I've had it for months If you think it could look good Then I guess it should You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world I'll give you anything Everything if you want things I know a mouse And he hasn't got a house I don't know why I call him Gerald He's getting rather old But he's a good mouse You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world I'll give you anything Everything if you want things I've got a clan of gingerbread men Here a man There a man Lots of gingerbread men Take a couple if you wish They're on the dish You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world I'll give you anything Everything if you want things I know a room full of musical tunes Some rhyme Some ching Most of them are clockwork Let's go into the other room and make them work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted July 29, 2004 Report Share Posted July 29, 2004 Really? I never viewed that song as humorous. I have always thought he was being simple when he wrote that. But I guess that sort of simplicity probably is derived from a sense of humor. It's a great song. Proof to todays youngsters that songs can be about something besides death and sorrow or sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasyRider Posted July 30, 2004 Report Share Posted July 30, 2004 I Lobster But Never Flounder From: "Pinkard & Bowden Getting' Stupid #2" Written by: Braddock & Braddock (BMI) I Lobster But Never Flounder I was the cook, ----she was the waitress Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad some little shrimp... lured her away Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his Carp Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart. I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna If you want to Trout something new" She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise Oh by golly I love her, yes I do (Speaking): #1 I swordfish she'd come back to me! #2 Aw, if she did, she'd just throw ya the same ole' line: "Not tonight, dear, I have a haddock." #1 But I've kelpt her picture in my walleye all these years, just for the halibut. I wonder if she's kept mine in her perch. #2 Well, we'd better quit sea-horsin' around here-these people look like they're goin' into a state of shark! #1 Did you say a state of shark?! #2 Shore did! Both Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam! Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder He wrapped his line around her and they drove off in his Carp Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart Eel only break her heart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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