phil 7 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. A nod to the genius of the Samster's creativity is never inappropriate. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted October 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. A nod to the genius of the Samster's creativity is never inappropriate. 3. Joe's hands were too shaky after downing that ELEVENTH cup of coffee. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. A nod to the genius of the Samster's creativity is never inappropriate. 3. Joe's hands were too shaky after downing that ELEVENTH cup of coffee. 2. Turned into a Bot by a code cracker. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. The mushrooms just kicked in. 4. A nod to the genius of the Samster's creativity is never inappropriate. 3. Joe's hands were too shaky after downing that ELEVENTH cup of coffee. 2. Turned into a Bot by a code cracker. 1. He was recovering from his previous pr0n download. _________________________________________________ Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted October 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays There still isn't. They eliminated the Devil this year and are now just the Rays. And then they went from worst to first. How prophetic! Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
bluesboy 5 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. The cars of the '50s & '60s were better than the ones today. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. The cars of the '50s & '60s were better than the ones today. 3. Human lives seemed a bit more precious 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
MuzikTyme 0 Posted October 26, 2008 Report Share Posted October 26, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. The cars of the '50s & '60s were better than the ones today. 3. Human lives seemed a bit more precious 2. Cell phones weren't stuck up 85.5% of peoples' butts. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted October 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Top 10 things about the past that was better than today. 10. Gas prices were a lot cheaper. 9. There was no such thing as the Tampa Bay Devil Rays 8. There was less history to have to learn. 7. We were all younger 6. "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now." 5. The music. 4. The cars of the '50s & '60s were better than the ones today. 3. Human lives seemed a bit more precious 2. Cell phones weren't stuck up 85.5% of peoples' butts. 1. You could flatten a quarterback or high-stick a defenseman without ever having to worry about going to jail. ================================================== Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
bluesboy 5 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted October 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Posted October 27, 2008 Report Share Posted October 27, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
bluesboy 5 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle. 5. Talking on a cell phone and doing Anything else. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle. 5. Talking on a cell phone and doing Anything else. 4. Anchovies 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 10. Flavored vodkas 9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games. 8. 2 year long presidential campaigns 7. Softcore porn 6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle. 5. Talking on a cell phone and doing Anything else. 4. Anchovies 3. "Cigars!" "Cigarettes!" 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever 3. "Cigars!" At a formal dinner table, upon completion of the meal, Winston Churchill sat back and lit up a big cigar, as was his custom. The guest sitting next to him indignantly eyed the burning stogie and commented, "Sir, if you were my husband, I would ask for a divorce!" After a long pull on the cigar, Winston looked to her and replied, "Madam, if you were my wife, I would consent." Link to post Share on other sites
Shawna 1 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 you want a divorce from me, then? Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 You threatening my stogie? Link to post Share on other sites
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