bluesboy Posted February 11, 2014 Report Share Posted February 11, 2014 Top Ten Activities During The Slowest 3 Weeks In Sports 10. Pretend your driveway is your pit stall for the Daytona 500. 9. Have sex with the chick three times. That should shut her up all the way through March Madness. 8. Two words: Corn Hole 7. Watching the snow melt while reading a good book. 6. Count the days until opening day of baseball season (which, as of today, is 49). 5. Watching pitchers and catchers report in the Cactus League. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Top Ten Activities During The Slowest 3 Weeks In Sports 10. Pretend your driveway is your pit stall for the Daytona 500. 9. Have sex with the chick three times. That should shut her up all the way through March Madness. 8. Two words: Corn Hole 7. Watching the snow melt while reading a good book. 6. Count the days until opening day of baseball season (which, as of today, is 49). 5. Watching pitchers and catchers report in the Cactus League. 4. Watch the Olympics. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Top Ten Activities During The Slowest 3 Weeks In Sports 10. Pretend your driveway is your pit stall for the Daytona 500. 9. Have sex with the chick three times. That should shut her up all the way through March Madness. 8. Two words: Corn Hole 7. Watching the snow melt while reading a good book. 6. Count the days until opening day of baseball season (which, as of today, is 49). 5. Watching pitchers and catchers report in the Cactus League. 4. Watch the Olympics. 3. Count the days until opening day of baseball season (which, as of today, is 47). 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 12, 2014 Report Share Posted February 12, 2014 Top Ten Activities During The Slowest 3 Weeks In Sports 10. Pretend your driveway is your pit stall for the Daytona 500. 9. Have sex with the chick three times. That should shut her up all the way through March Madness. 8. Two words: Corn Hole 7. Watching the snow melt while reading a good book. 6. Count the days until opening day of baseball season (which, as of today, is 49). 5. Watching pitchers and catchers report in the Cactus League. 4. Watch the Olympics. 3. Count the days until opening day of baseball season (which, as of today, is 47). 2. Count the days until the beginning of Masters Week at Augusta (which, as of today, is 48). 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Top Ten Activities During The Slowest 3 Weeks In Sports 10. Pretend your driveway is your pit stall for the Daytona 500. 9. Have sex with the chick three times. That should shut her up all the way through March Madness. 8. Two words: Corn Hole 7. Watching the snow melt while reading a good book. 6. Count the days until opening day of baseball season (which, as of today, is 49). 5. Watching pitchers and catchers report in the Cactus League. 4. Watch the Olympics. 3. Count the days until opening day of baseball season (which, as of today, is 47). 2. Count the days until the beginning of Masters Week at Augusta (which, as of today, is 48). 1. Take a partial interest in the NBA or NHL and see how close playoff contenders are fairing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. "I'd like to take you out to dinner and stay the night while drinking wine and having sex until the wee hours of the morning but my hemorrhoids are flaring up again." 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. "I'd like to take you out to dinner and stay the night while drinking wine and having sex until the wee hours of the morning but my hemorrhoids are flaring up again." 8. "Since you say flowers are a waste of money and candy makes you fat, how 'bout we go through McDonald's drive-thru and come home and sit on our fat butts and watch the Olympics?" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. "I'd like to take you out to dinner and stay the night while drinking wine and having sex until the wee hours of the morning but my hemorrhoids are flaring up again." 8. "Since you say flowers are a waste of money and candy makes you fat, how 'bout we go through McDonald's drive-thru and come home and sit on our fat butts and watch the Olympics?" 7. "Too dangerous to go out due to the blizzard" 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. "I'd like to take you out to dinner and stay the night while drinking wine and having sex until the wee hours of the morning but my hemorrhoids are flaring up again." 8. "Since you say flowers are a waste of money and candy makes you fat, how 'bout we go through McDonald's drive-thru and come home and sit on our fat butts and watch the Olympics?" 7. "Too dangerous to go out due to the blizzard" 6. You give her flowers every Friday! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. "I'd like to take you out to dinner and stay the night while drinking wine and having sex until the wee hours of the morning but my hemorrhoids are flaring up again." 8. "Since you say flowers are a waste of money and candy makes you fat, how 'bout we go through McDonald's drive-thru and come home and sit on our fat butts and watch the Olympics?" 7. "Too dangerous to go out due to the blizzard" 6. You give her flowers every Friday! 5. "Sorry, no getting the car, no going out. I don't go anywhere near a garage on St. Valentine's Day!" 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. "I'd like to take you out to dinner and stay the night while drinking wine and having sex until the wee hours of the morning but my hemorrhoids are flaring up again." 8. "Since you say flowers are a waste of money and candy makes you fat, how 'bout we go through McDonald's drive-thru and come home and sit on our fat butts and watch the Olympics?" 7. "Too dangerous to go out due to the blizzard" 6. You give her flowers every Friday! 5. "Sorry, no getting the car, no going out. I don't go anywhere near a garage on St. Valentine's Day!" 4. Places are packed, guess we're stayin in. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 20, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. "I'd like to take you out to dinner and stay the night while drinking wine and having sex until the wee hours of the morning but my hemorrhoids are flaring up again." 8. "Since you say flowers are a waste of money and candy makes you fat, how 'bout we go through McDonald's drive-thru and come home and sit on our fat butts and watch the Olympics?" 7. "Too dangerous to go out due to the blizzard" 6. You give her flowers every Friday! 5. "Sorry, no getting the car, no going out. I don't go anywhere near a garage on St. Valentine's Day!" 4. Places are packed, guess we're stayin in. 3. Well, if you really loved me, you'd SHUT THE F*** UP ABOUT IT ALREADY!! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. "I'd like to take you out to dinner and stay the night while drinking wine and having sex until the wee hours of the morning but my hemorrhoids are flaring up again." 8. "Since you say flowers are a waste of money and candy makes you fat, how 'bout we go through McDonald's drive-thru and come home and sit on our fat butts and watch the Olympics?" 7. "Too dangerous to go out due to the blizzard" 6. You give her flowers every Friday! 5. "Sorry, no getting the car, no going out. I don't go anywhere near a garage on St. Valentine's Day!" 4. Places are packed, guess we're stayin in. 3. Well, if you really loved me, you'd SHUT THE F*** UP ABOUT IT ALREADY!! 2. "You've barely touched the candy I gave you last year!" 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Top 10 Excuses to Get Out of Doing Anything For Valentine's Day 10. I took 2 Prozac in addition to my ex-lax. I can't get off the toilet, but I feel pretty good about it. 9. "I'd like to take you out to dinner and stay the night while drinking wine and having sex until the wee hours of the morning but my hemorrhoids are flaring up again." 8. "Since you say flowers are a waste of money and candy makes you fat, how 'bout we go through McDonald's drive-thru and come home and sit on our fat butts and watch the Olympics?" 7. "Too dangerous to go out due to the blizzard" 6. You give her flowers every Friday! 5. "Sorry, no getting the car, no going out. I don't go anywhere near a garage on St. Valentine's Day!" 4. Places are packed, guess we're stayin in. 3. Well, if you really loved me, you'd SHUT THE F*** UP ABOUT IT ALREADY!! 2. "You've barely touched the candy I gave you last year!" 1. I think I caught herpes from that prostitute last week. ================================================ Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 21, 2014 Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. It was nice not having to listen to Bob Costas for a while. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2014 Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. It was nice not having to listen to Bob Costas for a while. 8. Americans suck at EVERYTHING! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. It was nice not having to listen to Bob Costas for a while. 8. Americans suck at EVERYTHING! 7. The Winter Olympics should be held in January not February. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. It was nice not having to listen to Bob Costas for a while. 8. Americans suck at EVERYTHING! 7. The Winter Olympics should be held in January not February. 6. Brazilians and ice do not mix well 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 22, 2014 Report Share Posted February 22, 2014 Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. It was nice not having to listen to Bob Costas for a while. 8. Americans suck at EVERYTHING! 7. The Winter Olympics should be held in January not February. 6. Brazilians and ice do not mix well 5. Was wondering when the Gymnastics were going to be on...and was told "Um Laurie that's the summer Olympics... 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. It was nice not having to listen to Bob Costas for a while. 8. Americans suck at EVERYTHING! 7. The Winter Olympics should be held in January not February. 6. Brazilians and ice do not mix well 5. Was wondering when the Gymnastics were going to be on...and was told "Um Laurie that's the summer Olympics... 4. It Continually sucks trying to watch the Olympics on tv and not find out the results beforehand! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. It was nice not having to listen to Bob Costas for a while. 8. Americans suck at EVERYTHING! 7. The Winter Olympics should be held in January not February. 6. Brazilians and ice do not mix well 5. Was wondering when the Gymnastics were going to be on...and was told "Um Laurie that's the summer Olympics... 4. It Continually sucks trying to watch the Olympics on tv and not find out the results beforehand! 3. Hopefully, the commercials run during the Olympics will stop now too. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. It was nice not having to listen to Bob Costas for a while. 8. Americans suck at EVERYTHING! 7. The Winter Olympics should be held in January not February. 6. Brazilians and ice do not mix well 5. Was wondering when the Gymnastics were going to be on...and was told "Um Laurie that's the summer Olympics... 4. It Continually sucks trying to watch the Olympics on tv and not find out the results beforehand! 3. Hopefully, the commercials run during the Olympics will stop now too. 2. If there's no cool story to go along with a particular event, NBC will just make sh*t up. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Top Ten Things You've Learned By Watching The Winter Olympics This Year 10. Siberia isn't the frozen wasteland everyone is led to believe it is. 9. It was nice not having to listen to Bob Costas for a while. 8. Americans suck at EVERYTHING! 7. The Winter Olympics should be held in January not February. 6. Brazilians and ice do not mix well 5. Was wondering when the Gymnastics were going to be on...and was told "Um Laurie that's the summer Olympics... 4. It Continually sucks trying to watch the Olympics on tv and not find out the results beforehand! 3. Hopefully, the commercials run during the Olympics will stop now too. 2. If there's no cool story to go along with a particular event, NBC will just make sh*t up. 1. Don't drink the brown water! ________________________ Top Ten Questionable Events For 2014 10. Bieber Fever II 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 27, 2014 Report Share Posted February 27, 2014 Top Ten Questionable Events For 2014 10. Bieber Fever II 9. The Federal Government will take pot off the controlled substance list and let the states decide. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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