bluesboy Posted November 10, 2013 Report Posted November 10, 2013 Grrr… Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted November 11, 2013 Report Posted November 11, 2013 Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted November 11, 2013 Report Posted November 11, 2013 Oh I know, I was just joking around and giving you a hard time
Brad_M Posted November 11, 2013 Report Posted November 11, 2013 Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. A girl not asking if you want to come inside for a nightcap, after giving her a ride home from the bar. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted November 18, 2013 Author Report Posted November 18, 2013 Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. A girl not asking if you want to come inside for a nightcap, after giving her a ride home from the bar. 3. Finding a big turd in your Christmas stocking. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted November 23, 2013 Report Posted November 23, 2013 (edited) Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. A girl not asking if you want to come inside for a nightcap, after giving her a ride home from the bar. 3. Finding a big turd in your Christmas stocking. 2. Flushing the toilet only to find the bowl rapidly filling, and you KNOW it was the person who was in there before you who must be responsible, but now it's your ball. 1. Edited November 23, 2013 by Guest
Kevin Posted November 30, 2013 Report Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. A girl not asking if you want to come inside for a nightcap, after giving her a ride home from the bar. 3. Finding a big turd in your Christmas stocking. 2. Flushing the toilet only to find the bowl rapidly filling, and you KNOW it was the person who was in there before you who must be responsible, but now it's your ball. 1. Being first in line on 'Black Friday' only to be trampled to death by the jerks behind you. Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited November 30, 2013 by Guest
Brad_M Posted December 1, 2013 Report Posted December 1, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
phil Posted December 1, 2013 Report Posted December 1, 2013 (edited) Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited December 1, 2013 by Guest
_Laurie_ Posted December 1, 2013 Report Posted December 1, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted December 2, 2013 Report Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted December 2, 2013 Report Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted December 2, 2013 Report Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. Michael Buble 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted December 2, 2013 Report Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. Michael Buble 3. Shopping Mall traffic 2. 1.
Zepfan Posted December 2, 2013 Report Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. Michael Buble 3. Shopping Mall traffic 2. Credit Card Bills 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 6, 2013 Report Posted December 6, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. Michael Buble 3. Shopping Mall traffic 2. Credit Card Bills 1. You glance at your January-mounted refrigerator-magnetized list of 'Things to get done in 2013" _______________________________ Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted December 6, 2013 Report Posted December 6, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
phil Posted December 7, 2013 Report Posted December 7, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted December 7, 2013 Report Posted December 7, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zabadak Posted December 9, 2013 Report Posted December 9, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. Can divide by zero :sing1: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Rayzor Posted December 10, 2013 Report Posted December 10, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. Can divide by zero 5. Rocks hard like a banger! :rock: 4. 3. 2. 1.
Zabadak Posted December 10, 2013 Report Posted December 10, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. Can divide by zero 5. Rocks hard like a banger! 4. Can slam a revolving door 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted December 12, 2013 Author Report Posted December 12, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. Can divide by zero 5. Rocks hard like a banger! 4. Can slam a revolving door 3. At least one, I can tell you, is hung like a horse. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted December 12, 2013 Report Posted December 12, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 3. At least one, I can tell you, is hung like a horse. Ah, on my wife's mailing list are you?
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