bluesboy Posted November 10, 2013 Report Share Posted November 10, 2013 Grrr… Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Kenne, it has only been 3 mos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Oh I know, I was just joking around and giving you a hard time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted November 11, 2013 Report Share Posted November 11, 2013 Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. A girl not asking if you want to come inside for a nightcap, after giving her a ride home from the bar. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 18, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2013 Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. A girl not asking if you want to come inside for a nightcap, after giving her a ride home from the bar. 3. Finding a big turd in your Christmas stocking. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 23, 2013 Report Share Posted November 23, 2013 (edited) Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. A girl not asking if you want to come inside for a nightcap, after giving her a ride home from the bar. 3. Finding a big turd in your Christmas stocking. 2. Flushing the toilet only to find the bowl rapidly filling, and you KNOW it was the person who was in there before you who must be responsible, but now it's your ball. 1. Edited November 23, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 30, 2013 Report Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) Joe, screwing us around on the top 10 list is like … 10. Vick becoming a hall of famer in Philly. 9. Andy Reid without KfC 8. .. the guy who couldn't remember at which store in the mall he dropped off his wife. 7. Joe wearing pants... 6. Joe auditioning for the new proposed spinoff show on Showtime Gigolos: Baby Boomer Edition 5. Waiting 5 months for his personal favorite songs list. (literally) 4. A girl not asking if you want to come inside for a nightcap, after giving her a ride home from the bar. 3. Finding a big turd in your Christmas stocking. 2. Flushing the toilet only to find the bowl rapidly filling, and you KNOW it was the person who was in there before you who must be responsible, but now it's your ball. 1. Being first in line on 'Black Friday' only to be trampled to death by the jerks behind you. Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited November 30, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 (edited) Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited December 1, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted December 1, 2013 Report Share Posted December 1, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 2, 2013 Report Share Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 2, 2013 Report Share Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 2, 2013 Report Share Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. Michael Buble 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 2, 2013 Report Share Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. Michael Buble 3. Shopping Mall traffic 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted December 2, 2013 Report Share Posted December 2, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. Michael Buble 3. Shopping Mall traffic 2. Credit Card Bills 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Top 10 Reasons to be depressed as December begins: 10. Knowing full well that most of all the time and thought (and cash ) you put into carefully choosing Xmas presents for some people is a waste and are likely only going to end up mildly interesting them , at best. 9. It'll be six months before we see any girls in bikinis, here in the Northeast. 8. I just found out Santa is not real. I'm crushed. 7. It's freakin' cold! 6. Having to suffer through repetitive & annoying holiday commercials while watching television. 5. Michael Bolton 4. Michael Buble 3. Shopping Mall traffic 2. Credit Card Bills 1. You glance at your January-mounted refrigerator-magnetized list of 'Things to get done in 2013" _______________________________ Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 6, 2013 Report Share Posted December 6, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. Can divide by zero :sing1: 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. Can divide by zero 5. Rocks hard like a banger! :rock: 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. Can divide by zero 5. Rocks hard like a banger! 4. Can slam a revolving door 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 12, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 10. Has had at least one of Edna's brownies. 9. Has written parody lyrics to a popular song 8. Our love of Phil Collins. 7. Eschews pants. 6. Can divide by zero 5. Rocks hard like a banger! 4. Can slam a revolving door 3. At least one, I can tell you, is hung like a horse. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 Top Ten Ideal Qualities Of A Songfactor Fishie 3. At least one, I can tell you, is hung like a horse. Ah, on my wife's mailing list are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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