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Top Ten Reasons the World Series is Gonna Suck This Year

10. No beer in the clubhouse.

9. Boring commentary.

8. It's baseball, afterall.

7. Roseanne Barr won't be singing the National Anthem.

6. St. Louis versus Texas?! It might as well be Bakersfield versus Sheboygan!

5. Having to watch Albert "It's All About Me" Pujols

4. Nobody outside the US or Canada cares :D

3. Everybody's too pumped up for the Summer Olympics next August.

2. Neither team has cheerleaders.

1. So I was wrong; it is a pretty good World Series after all.

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Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi

10. Landfill

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Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi

10. Landfill

9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes

8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's

7. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert.

6. Lockerbie, Scotland

5. Publicly burned at the stake.

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Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi

10. Landfill

9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes

8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's

7. Dangling from a meat hook and slowly trolled through the Amazon River.

6. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert.

5. Lockerbie, Scotland

4. Publicly burned at the stake.

3. Al Capone's Vault

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Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi

10. Landfill

9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes

8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's

7. Dangling from a meat hook and slowly trolled through the Amazon River.

6. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert.

5. Lockerbie, Scotland

4. Publicly burned at the stake.

3. Al Capone's Vault

2. Planet Mercury

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Top Ten Best Places To Bury Qadaffi

10. Landfill

9. Davey Jones Locker w/cement shoes

8. The dumpster behind the new Libyan McDonald's

7. Dangling from a meat hook and slowly trolled through the Amazon River.

6. Must he be buried? I suggest a nice stone cairn in the middle of the desert.

5. Lockerbie, Scotland

4. Publicly burned at the stake.

3. Al Capone's Vault

2. Planet Mercury

1. It's a three-way tie!....The Everglades, Bin Laden's backyard, or somewhere in Canada.

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Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween

10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein.

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Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween

10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein.

9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie.

8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio.

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Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween

10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein.

9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie.

8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio.

7.Beats wearing clothes.

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Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween

10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein.

9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie.

8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio.

7. Beats wearing clothes.

6. Three words...Witness Protection Program.

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Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween

10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein.

9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie.

8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio.

7. Beats wearing clothes.

6. Three words...Witness Protection Program.

5. Two words...Sexual Predator.

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Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween

10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein.

9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie.

8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio.

7. Beats wearing clothes.

6. Three words...Witness Protection Program.

5. Two words...Sexual Predator.

4. Primo wardrobe rehearsal for an "Occupy ......" gig.

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Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween

10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein.

9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie.

8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio.

7. Beats wearing clothes.

6. Three words...Witness Protection Program.

5. Two words...Sexual Predator.

4. Primo wardrobe rehearsal for an "Occupy ......" gig.

3. You can fulfill your dream of being naked outside your home while trick-or-treating and say your costume is a birthday suit!

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Top Ten Reasons To Wear A Costume on Halloween

10. Your face looks so much better when it's made up like Frankenstein.

9. To hide the fact that you really are a zombie.

8. So no one recognizes you when you light the bag of dog excrement on fire on their patio.

7. Beats wearing clothes.

6. Three words...Witness Protection Program.

5. Two words...Sexual Predator.

4. Primo wardrobe rehearsal for an "Occupy ......" gig.

3. You can fulfill your dream of being naked outside your home while trick-or-treating and say your costume is a birthday suit!

2. If you're lucky, the wife won't recognize you.

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