bluesboy Posted October 5, 2010 Report Share Posted October 5, 2010 Top Ten Halloween outfits for 2010 1. Lady Gaga, complete in meat dress 2. The contents of Lindsay Lohan's purse. 3. Boston Patriot Revolutionary War uniform for the Tea Party. 4. THE; (President Barack Obama & Osama bin Laden) costume . . . mixed with just a hint of Nixon and JFK. It would at least win one vote, mine...lol 5. Oil-drenched British Petroleum Tech with crazy eyes! 6. A homeless Rick Sanchez 7. Stephen Hawking riding a unicycle 8. Captain Sully in some form. 9. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Top Ten Halloween outfits for 2010 1. Lady Gaga, complete in meat dress 2. The contents of Lindsay Lohan's purse. 3. Boston Patriot Revolutionary War uniform for the Tea Party. 4. THE; (President Barack Obama & Osama bin Laden) costume . . . mixed with just a hint of Nixon and JFK. It would at least win one vote, mine...lol 5. Oil-drenched British Petroleum Tech with crazy eyes! 6. A homeless Rick Sanchez 7. Stephen Hawking riding a unicycle 8. Captain Sully in some form. 9. Roy Halladay 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Top Ten Halloween outfits for 2010 10. Lady Gaga, complete in meat dress 9. The contents of Lindsay Lohan's purse. 8. Boston Patriot Revolutionary War uniform for the Tea Party. 7. THE; (President Barack Obama & Osama bin Laden) costume . . . mixed with just a hint of Nixon and JFK. It would at least win one vote, mine...lol 6. Oil-drenched British Petroleum Tech with crazy eyes! 5. A homeless Rick Sanchez 4. Stephen Hawking riding a unicycle 3. Captain Sully in some form. 2. Roy Halladay 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. Buffet binge. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. Buffet binge. 8. Rob the place! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. Buffet binge. 8. Rob the place! 7. Gamble money you've embezzled from your employer. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. Buffet binge. 8. Rob the place! 7. Gamble money you've embezzled from your employer. 6. Pick up legal prostitutes 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. Buffet binge. 8. Rob the place! 7. Gamble money you've embezzled from your employer. 6. Pick up legal prostitutes 5. Punch the old lady next to you who just one five grand on the only five dollars she was going to spend that night. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. Buffet binge. 8. Rob the place! 7. Gamble money you've embezzled from your employer. 6. Pick up legal prostitutes 5. Punch the old lady next to you who just one five grand on the only five dollars she was going to spend that night. 4. Hang with Wayne. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. Buffet binge. 8. Rob the place! 7. Gamble money you've embezzled from your employer. 6. Pick up legal prostitutes 5. Punch the old lady next to you who just one five grand on the only five dollars she was going to spend that night. 4. Hang with Wayne. 3. Steal an eight-foot-tall flamingo from the Flamingo Las Vegas Hotel & Casino 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. Buffet binge. 8. Rob the place! 7. Gamble money you've embezzled from your employer. 6. Pick up legal prostitutes 5. Punch the old lady next to you who just one five grand on the only five dollars she was going to spend that night. 4. Hang with Wayne. 3. Steal an eight-foot-tall flamingo from the Flamingo Las Vegas Hotel & Casino 2. Imitate Elvis doing Viva Las Vegas out in public. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Top Ten things to do at the casino besides gamble your money. 10. Check each unoccupied slot machine for any unused credits. 9. Buffet binge. 8. Rob the place! 7. Gamble money you've embezzled from your employer. 6. Pick up legal prostitutes 5. Punch the old lady next to you who just one five grand on the only five dollars she was going to spend that night. 4. Hang with Wayne. 3. Steal an eight-foot-tall flamingo from the Flamingo Las Vegas Hotel & Casino 2. Imitate Elvis doing Viva Las Vegas out in public. 1. Look for the way out of a neon desert ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Top Ten Things not to give a Trick-or-Treater... 10. A razor blade in an apple 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 The Top Ten Things not to give a Trick-or-Treater... 10. A razor blade in an apple 9. Your back issues of Velvet magazine. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 The Top Ten Things not to give a Trick-or-Treater... 10. A razor blade in an apple 9. Your back issues of Velvet magazine. 8. Cough Drops 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 On a side note, I was just thinking this would be a good topic for the Top 10 before checking in to see... viola! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 I was just thinking this would be a good topic for the Top 10 before checking in to see... viola Who's Viola? Is that the deflated girlfriend that was living in your closet back in July? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted October 10, 2010 Report Share Posted October 10, 2010 She was an ole farm girl that really knew what fun was for! That ole gal could sweet-talk an alligator while making her 'gator shoes. Shoot, everybody thought it was a damn shame, 'cause even her mama worked on a chaingang! Sweet, malicious, razor-totin' woman, that's her, creeping and crawling like a spider with no web because she makes it outta you! I saw her swallow a whole watermelon once and then she was lookin' at me...I was startled... but I let it slide... OOH yeah! Why did I mess with it? Well, I reckon 'cause she was a woman of the world and, GOD, she knew it. "And I try with an open hand and a heart of sorrow Hoping everything would be alright Don't save too much lovin' for tomorrow Get down on your lovin' here tonight!" yodel-eh-yodel-ay-yodel-aye-ee-who! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 The Top Ten Things not to give a Trick-or-Treater... 10. A razor blade in an apple 9. Your back issues of Velvet magazine. 8. Cough Drops 7. Your "Porky's" videos, by mistake! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 The Top Ten Things not to give a Trick-or-Treater... 10. A razor blade in an apple 9. Your back issues of Velvet magazine. 8. Cough Drops 7. Your "Porky's" videos, by mistake! 6. seconds 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 The Top Ten Things not to give a Trick-or-Treater... 10. A razor blade in an apple 9. Your back issues of Velvet magazine. 8. Cough Drops 7. Your "Porky's" videos, by mistake! 6. seconds 5. colored condoms 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 11, 2010 Report Share Posted October 11, 2010 The Top Ten Things not to give a Trick-or-Treater 10. A razor blade in an apple 9. Your back issues of Velvet magazine. 8. Cough Drops 7. Your "Porky's" videos, by mistake! 6. seconds 5. colored condoms 4. blow (Are you getting this, Sammy?) 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 The Top Ten Things not to give a Trick-or-Treater 10. A razor blade in an apple 9. Your back issues of Velvet magazine. 8. Cough Drops 7. Your "Porky's" videos, by mistake! 6. seconds 5. colored condoms 4. blow (Are you getting this, Sammy?) 3. Shrunken heads...theirs! (Harry Potter: Oops, wrong spell.) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 12, 2010 Report Share Posted October 12, 2010 The Top Ten Things not to give a Trick-or-Treater 10. A razor blade in an apple 9. Your back issues of Velvet magazine. 8. Cough Drops 7. Your "Porky's" videos, by mistake! 6. seconds 5. colored condoms 4. blow (Are you getting this, Sammy?) 3. Shrunken heads...theirs! (Harry Potter: Oops, wrong spell.) 2. A genuine scare. boo! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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