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Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie.

10. Make out in the back rows.

9. Throw sh*t at Tom Cruise.

8. Text (because one must maintain priorities)

7. Talk too loud (except Tom Cruise jokes)

6. Sleep (I've done it a few times)

5. Shine laser pointers at girls' breasts.

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Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie.

10. Make out in the back rows.

9. Throw sh*t at Tom Cruise.

8. Text (because one must maintain priorities)

7. Talk too loud (except Tom Cruise jokes)

6. Sleep (I've done it a few times)

5. Shine laser pointers at girls' breasts.

4. Throw sh*t at Kevin Costner.

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Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie.

10. Make out in the back rows.

9. Throw sh*t at Tom Cruise.

8. Text (because one must maintain priorities)

7. Talk too loud (except Tom Cruise jokes)

6. Sleep (I've done it a few times)

5. Shine laser pointers at girls' breasts.

4. Throw sh*t at Kevin Costner.

3. Choke on their popcorn

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Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie.

10. Make out in the back rows.

9. Throw sh*t at Tom Cruise.

8. Text (because one must maintain priorities)

7. Talk too loud (except Tom Cruise jokes)

6. Sleep (I've done it a few times)

5. Shine laser pointers at girls' breasts.

4. Throw sh*t at Kevin Costner.

3. Choke on their popcorn

2. Bitch about the length of the "trailers", where they show you practically the whole f***ing movie.

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Top Ten things people do at the movie theater besides watch the movie.

10. Make out in the back rows.

9. Throw sh*t at Tom Cruise.

8. Text (because one must maintain priorities)

7. Talk too loud (except Tom Cruise jokes)

6. Sleep (I've done it a few times)

5. Shine laser pointers at girls' breasts.

4. Throw sh*t at Kevin Costner.

3. Choke on their popcorn

2. Bitch about the length of the "trailers", where they show you practically the whole f***ing movie.

1. Make sure the usher is not watching them let a friend in through the rear exit door

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Top ten reasons why the people question the government....

10. Because people don't realize that the people are the "TRUE" government

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Top ten reasons why the people question the government....

10. Because people don't realize that the people are the "TRUE" government

9. Because they feel that man has ruled

this world as a stumbling demented child-king long

enough!

8. Because, in America, the operator first will ask if you speak Spanish. (No offense to Spain, heck, Three Dog Night sang wonderfully about it)

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Top ten reasons why the people question the government....

10. Because people don't realize that the people are the "TRUE" government

9. Because they feel that man has ruled

this world as a stumbling demented child-king long

enough!

8. Because, in America, the operator first will ask if you speak Spanish. (No offense to Spain, heck, Three Dog Night sang wonderfully about it)

7. It couldn't possibly be because the government has deceived anyone in the past....because we all know that has never happened.

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Top ten reasons why the people question the government....

10. Because people don't realize that the people are the "TRUE" government

9. Because they feel that man has ruled

this world as a stumbling demented child-king long

enough!

8. Because, in America, the operator first will ask if you speak Spanish. (No offense to Spain, heck, Three Dog Night sang wonderfully about it)

7. It couldn't possibly be because the government has deceived anyone in the past....because we all know that has never happened.

6.Because, they (we) honestly think that their (our) vote will make a difference

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Top ten reasons why the people question the government....

10. Because people don't realize that the people are the "TRUE" government

9. Because they feel that man has ruled

this world as a stumbling demented child-king long

enough!

8. Because, in America, the operator first will ask if you speak Spanish. (No offense to Spain, heck, Three Dog Night sang wonderfully about it)

7. It couldn't possibly be because the government has deceived anyone in the past....because we all know that has never happened.

6.Because, they (we) honestly think that their (our) vote will make a difference

5. It seems so simple to do.

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Top ten reasons why the people question the government....

10. Because people don't realize that the people are the "TRUE" government

9. Because they feel that man has ruled

this world as a stumbling demented child-king long

enough!

8. Because, in America, the operator first will ask if you speak Spanish. (No offense to Spain, heck, Three Dog Night sang wonderfully about it)

7. It couldn't possibly be because the government has deceived anyone in the past....because we all know that has never happened.

6.Because, they (we) honestly think that their (our) vote will make a difference

5. It seems so simple to do.

4. Two words....Richard Nixon!

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Top ten reasons why the people question the government....

10. Because people don't realize that the people are the "TRUE" government

9. Because they feel that man has ruled

this world as a stumbling demented child-king long

enough!

8. Because, in America, the operator first will ask if you speak Spanish. (No offense to Spain, heck, Three Dog Night sang wonderfully about it)

7. It couldn't possibly be because the government has deceived anyone in the past....because we all know that has never happened.

6.Because, they (we) honestly think that their (our) vote will make a difference

5. It seems so simple to do.

4. Two words....Richard Nixon!

3. Because it's there.

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Top ten reasons why the people question the government....

10. Because people don't realize that the people are the "TRUE" government

9. Because they feel that man has ruled

this world as a stumbling demented child-king long

enough!

8. Because, in America, the operator first will ask if you speak Spanish. (No offense to Spain, heck, Three Dog Night sang wonderfully about it)

7. It couldn't possibly be because the government has deceived anyone in the past....because we all know that has never happened.

6.Because, they (we) honestly think that their (our) vote will make a difference

5. It seems so simple to do.

4. Two words....Richard Nixon!

3. Because it's there.

2. MKULTRA

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Top ten reasons why the people question the government....

10. Because people don't realize that the people are the "TRUE" government

9. Because they feel that man has ruled

this world as a stumbling demented child-king long

enough!

8. Because, in America, the operator first will ask if you speak Spanish. (No offense to Spain, heck, Three Dog Night sang wonderfully about it)

7. It couldn't possibly be because the government has deceived anyone in the past....because we all know that has never happened.

6.Because, they (we) honestly think that their (our) vote will make a difference

5. It seems so simple to do.

4. Two words....Richard Nixon!

3. Because it's there.

2. MKULTRA

1. Because too many times in the past the government has given the entire country a "dutch oven".

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Top Ten Bob Marley Tunes or Foot-Long Hoagies from Subway

10. Buffalo Soldier

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Top Ten Bob Marley Tunes or Foot-Long Hoagies from Subway

10. Buffalo Soldier

9. Three Little Birds (Turkey, Chicken, and Crow)

8. No Woman No Cry (No Peppers No Onions)

7. African Herbsman (veggie hoagie)

6. Waiting In Vain - (because the customer ahead of me ordered 10 sandwiches with EVERYTHING on them)

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Top Ten Bob Marley Tunes or Foot-Long Hoagies from Subway

10. Buffalo Soldier

9. Three Little Birds (Turkey, Chicken, and Crow)

8. No Woman No Cry (No Peppers No Onions)

7. African Herbsman (veggie hoagie)

6. Waiting In Vain - (because the customer ahead of me ordered 10 sandwiches with EVERYTHING on them)

5. Redemption Song (Purchase ten hoagies, and your next one is free.)

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Top Ten Bob Marley Tunes or Foot-Long Hoagies from Subway

10. Buffalo Soldier

9. Three Little Birds (Turkey, Chicken, and Crow)

8. No Woman No Cry (No Peppers No Onions)

7. African Herbsman (veggie hoagie)

6. Waiting In Vain - (because the customer ahead of me ordered 10 sandwiches with EVERYTHING on them)

5. Redemption Song (Purchase ten hoagies, and your next one is free.)

4. Them Belly Full, But We Still Hungry (because there's always room for Subway)

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Top Ten Bob Marley Tunes or Foot-Long Hoagies from Subway

10. Buffalo Soldier

9. Three Little Birds (Turkey, Chicken, and Crow)

8. No Woman No Cry (No Peppers No Onions)

7. African Herbsman (veggie hoagie)

6. Waiting In Vain - (because the customer ahead of me ordered 10 sandwiches with EVERYTHING on them)

5. Redemption Song (Purchase ten hoagies, and your next one is free.)

4. Them Belly Full, But We Still Hungry (because there's always room for Subway)

3. Jamming ( double meat, double cheese)

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Top Ten Bob Marley Tunes or Foot-Long Hoagies from Subway

10. Buffalo Soldier

9. Three Little Birds (Turkey, Chicken, and Crow)

8. No Woman No Cry (No Peppers No Onions)

7. African Herbsman (veggie hoagie)

6. Waiting In Vain - (because the customer ahead of me ordered 10 sandwiches with EVERYTHING on them)

5. Redemption Song (Purchase ten hoagies, and your next one is free.)

4. Them Belly Full, But We Still Hungry (because there's always room for Subway)

3. Jamming ( double meat, double cheese)

2. Iron Lion Zion (Un-tenderized lion meat sandwich found only in underground Subways)

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