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Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez

10. Lumberjack

9. Dog Walker

8. Politician (he already knows how to lie)

7. Gigolo

6. Crash Test Dummy

5. George Costanza's gopher

4. Aaron Hernandez's pool boy

3. Lance Armstrong's PR manager

2. Jose Canseco's tag team partner

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Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez

10. Lumberjack

9. Dog Walker

8. Politician (he already knows how to lie)

7. Gigolo

6. Crash Test Dummy

5. George Costanza's gopher

4. Aaron Hernandez's pool boy

3. Lance Armstrong's PR manager

2. Jose Canseco's tag team partner

1. Pick things up and put them down!

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Top Ten Large Construction Vehicles or Imported Cheeses

10. Bulldozer

9. Gouda

8. Havarti

7. Israeli Armored CAT D9

6. The Pan

5. Pecorino Romano

4. Crane

3. Muenster

2. Fork Lift

1. Baby Swiss

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Disneyland

10. The burgers are cheaper than TGIFriday's

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Disneyland

10. The burgers are cheaper than TGIFriday's

9. Goofy may grab your ass, which will result in a lawsuit, leading to a lifetime of free passes.

8. To prove to yourself how much it sucks compared to Disney World

7. Three words: Big F***ing Mouse!

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Disneyland

10. The burgers are cheaper than TGIFriday's

9. Goofy may grab your ass, which will result in a lawsuit, leading to a lifetime of free passes.

8. To prove to yourself how much it sucks compared to Disney World

7. Three words: Big F***ing Mouse!

6. Where else could a family of four spend 600 bucks to have a day of fun?

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Disneyland

10. The burgers are cheaper than TGIFriday's

9. Goofy may grab your ass, which will result in a lawsuit, leading to a lifetime of free passes.

8. To prove to yourself how much it sucks compared to Disney World

7. Three words: Big F***ing Mouse!

6. Where else could a family of four spend 600 bucks to have a day of fun?

5. Go without the kids!!!

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Disneyland

10. The burgers are cheaper than TGIFriday's

9. Goofy may grab your ass, which will result in a lawsuit, leading to a lifetime of free passes.

8. To prove to yourself how much it sucks compared to Disney World

7. Three words: Big F***ing Mouse!

6. Where else could a family of four spend 600 bucks to have a day of fun?

5. Go without the kids!!!

4. Winning MVP of the Super Bowl

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Disneyland

10. The burgers are cheaper than TGIFriday's

9. Goofy may grab your ass, which will result in a lawsuit, leading to a lifetime of free passes.

8. To prove to yourself how much it sucks compared to Disney World

7. Three words: Big F***ing Mouse!

6. Where else could a family of four spend 600 bucks to have a day of fun?

5. Go without the kids!!!

4. Winning MVP of the Super Bowl

3. You can see flying elephants, even when you're not stoned.

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Disneyland

10. The burgers are cheaper than TGIFriday's

9. Goofy may grab your ass, which will result in a lawsuit, leading to a lifetime of free passes.

8. To prove to yourself how much it sucks compared to Disney World

7. Three words: Big F***ing Mouse!

6. Where else could a family of four spend 600 bucks to have a day of fun?

5. Go without the kids!!!

4. Winning MVP of the Super Bowl

3. You can see flying elephants, even when you're not stoned.

2. If you ARE stoned, you may see Walt Disney :hippie:

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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Disneyland

10. The burgers are cheaper than TGIFriday's

9. Goofy may grab your ass, which will result in a lawsuit, leading to a lifetime of free passes.

8. To prove to yourself how much it sucks compared to Disney World

7. Three words: Big F***ing Mouse!

6. Where else could a family of four spend 600 bucks to have a day of fun?

5. Go without the kids!!!

4. Winning MVP of the Super Bowl

3. You can see flying elephants, even when you're not stoned.

2. If you ARE stoned, you may see Walt Disney :hippie:

1. Minnie Mouse will sleep with you if you give her a slice of cheese.

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Top Ten Ways To Mess With Your Co-Workers

10. Taser them when they're at the urinal.

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