miamisammy29 Posted July 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2013 The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All- Star break) 10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there's better be a couple). 9- Diamondbacks - the other teams aren't used to playing in 115ºF weather 8- Dodgers - Puig will carry them offensively. 7- Yankees - Derek Jeter's return, and mystique and aura appearing nightly 6- Red Sox - Because they suck the least of the five teams in that division. 5- Diamondbacks - because Mexican manufactured steroids are easier to smuggle into Arizona than they are in California. 4- Padres - because they...?, Never mind they are toast. 3- Because I'm switching my team to any team that makes the Playoffs this year. That way, I can't lose. 2- 1- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All- Star break) 10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there's better be a couple). 9- Diamondbacks - the other teams aren't used to playing in 115ºF weather 8- Dodgers - Puig will carry them offensively. 7- Yankees - Derek Jeter's return, and mystique and aura appearing nightly 6- Red Sox - Because they suck the least of the five teams in that division. 5- Diamondbacks - because Mexican manufactured steroids are easier to smuggle into Arizona than they are in California. 4- Padres - because they...?, Never mind they are toast. 3- Because I'm switching my team to any team that makes the Playoffs this year. That way, I can't lose. 2-Biogenesis - they've got players on every team ... and they're juiced 1- Edited July 25, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin1429030929 Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 (edited) The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All- Star break) 10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there's better be a couple). 9- Diamondbacks - the other teams aren't used to playing in 115ºF weather 8- Dodgers - Puig will carry them offensively. 7- Yankees - Derek Jeter's return, and mystique and aura appearing nightly 6- Red Sox - Because they suck the least of the five teams in that division. 5- Diamondbacks - because Mexican manufactured steroids are easier to smuggle into Arizona than they are in California. 4- Padres - because they...?, Never mind they are toast. 3- Because I'm switching my team to any team that makes the Playoffs this year. That way, I can't lose. 2-Biogenesis - they've got players on every team ... and they're juiced 1- Because I don't have a team, I can jump on any interesting bandwagon. Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited July 25, 2013 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zabadak Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. Rogers Nelson 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. Rogers Nelson 3. Prince Bennie of Hill 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. Rogers Nelson 3. Prince Bennie of Hill 2. Poofter 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby: 10. Iggy I 9. Anfernee 8. McRoyale 7. Damian 6. Finster 5. Henry the IX 4. Rogers Nelson 3. Prince Bennie of Hill 2. Poofter 1. If they were smart, they'd have named him 'King' ___________________________ Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 25, 2013 Report Share Posted July 25, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_M Posted July 26, 2013 Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 9. Dead parakeet Video Interlude: MiamiSammy as Lloyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. A Canadian dime 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 29, 2013 Report Share Posted July 29, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. A Canadian dime 3. A picture of Anthony Weiner 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted August 3, 2013 Report Share Posted August 3, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. A Canadian dime 3. A picture of Anthony Weiner 2. A sock 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 7, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket 10. A key that fits who-knows-what? 9. Dead parakeet 8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer. 7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.) 6. Dryer sheet 5. Some other guy's wallet 4. A Canadian dime 3. A picture of Anthony Weiner 2. A sock 1. Some other dude's hand. ================================================== Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez 10. Lumberjack 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez 10. Lumberjack 9. Dog Walker 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez 10. Lumberjack 9. Dog Walker 8. Politician (he already knows how to lie) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 7, 2013 Report Share Posted August 7, 2013 Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez 10. Lumberjack 9. Dog Walker 8. Politician (he already knows how to lie) 7. Gigolo 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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