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The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All-

Star break)

10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there's better be a couple).

9- Diamondbacks - the other teams aren't used to playing in 115ºF weather

8- Dodgers - Puig will carry them offensively.

7- Yankees - Derek Jeter's return, and mystique and aura appearing nightly

6- Red Sox - Because they suck the least of the five teams in that division.

5- Diamondbacks - because Mexican manufactured steroids are easier to smuggle into Arizona than they are in California.

4- Padres - because they...?, Never mind they are toast.

3- Because I'm switching my team to any team that makes the Playoffs this year. That way, I can't lose.

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The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All-

Star break)

10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there's better be a couple).

9- Diamondbacks - the other teams aren't used to playing in 115ºF weather

8- Dodgers - Puig will carry them offensively.

7- Yankees - Derek Jeter's return, and mystique and aura appearing nightly

6- Red Sox - Because they suck the least of the five teams in that division.

5- Diamondbacks - because Mexican manufactured steroids are easier to smuggle into Arizona than they are in California.

4- Padres - because they...?, Never mind they are toast.

3- Because I'm switching my team to any team that makes the Playoffs this year. That way, I can't lose.

2-Biogenesis - they've got players on every team ... and they're juiced

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The Top Ten Reasons Why YOUR MLB Team Will Make The Playoffs (Yes, I know it's only the All-

Star break)

10-Phillies-Starting pitching and new acquisitions (there's better be a couple).

9- Diamondbacks - the other teams aren't used to playing in 115ºF weather

8- Dodgers - Puig will carry them offensively.

7- Yankees - Derek Jeter's return, and mystique and aura appearing nightly

6- Red Sox - Because they suck the least of the five teams in that division.

5- Diamondbacks - because Mexican manufactured steroids are easier to smuggle into Arizona than they are in California.

4- Padres - because they...?, Never mind they are toast.

3- Because I'm switching my team to any team that makes the Playoffs this year. That way, I can't lose.

2-Biogenesis - they've got players on every team ... and they're juiced

1- Because I don't have a team, I can jump on any interesting bandwagon.

Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby:

10. Iggy I

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Top 10 More Interesting Names for the Royal Baby:

10. Iggy I

9. Anfernee

8. McRoyale

7. Damian

6. Finster

5. Henry the IX

4. Rogers Nelson

3. Prince Bennie of Hill

2. Poofter

1. If they were smart, they'd have named him 'King'

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Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket

10. A key that fits who-knows-what?

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Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket

10. A key that fits who-knows-what?

9. Dead parakeet

8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer.

7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.)

6. Dryer sheet

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Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket

10. A key that fits who-knows-what?

9. Dead parakeet

8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer.

7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.)

6. Dryer sheet

5. Some other guy's wallet

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Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket

10. A key that fits who-knows-what?

9. Dead parakeet

8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer.

7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.)

6. Dryer sheet

5. Some other guy's wallet

4. A Canadian dime

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Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket

10. A key that fits who-knows-what?

9. Dead parakeet

8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer.

7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.)

6. Dryer sheet

5. Some other guy's wallet

4. A Canadian dime

3. A picture of Anthony Weiner

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Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket

10. A key that fits who-knows-what?

9. Dead parakeet

8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer.

7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.)

6. Dryer sheet

5. Some other guy's wallet

4. A Canadian dime

3. A picture of Anthony Weiner

2. A sock

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Top Ten Most Intriguing Item You Just Pulled Out Of Your Pocket

10. A key that fits who-knows-what?

9. Dead parakeet

8. Melted condom that's been in my wallet all Summer.

7. Oatmeal....(at least, I think it's oatmeal.)

6. Dryer sheet

5. Some other guy's wallet

4. A Canadian dime

3. A picture of Anthony Weiner

2. A sock

1. Some other dude's hand.

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Top Ten New Careers For Alex Rodriguez

10. Lumberjack

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