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Top Ten Dangerous Jumps Evel Knievel Never Made

10. Rosanne Barr

9. Into Politics

8. From insane to sane

7. Bail

6. Pamela Anderson's hOOters

5. Shark

4. Oddly, he never bungee jumped ... wuss!

3. Into the cockpit of any "X" plane

2. To the beat

1. Light Speed

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples.

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples.

8. No more fat cheerleaders.

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples.

8. No more fat cheerleaders.

7. Free nachos and beer after the game.

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples.

8. No more fat cheerleaders.

7. Free nachos and beer after the game.

6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes.

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples.

8. No more fat cheerleaders.

7. Free nachos and beer after the game.

6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes.

5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks.

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples.

8. No more fat cheerleaders.

7. Free nachos and beer after the game.

6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes.

5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks.

4. Steroids on the downlow

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples.

8. No more fat cheerleaders.

7. Free nachos and beer after the game.

6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes.

5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks.

4. Steroids on the downlow

3. No more mandatory community service with those damn annoying underprivileged kids!

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples.

8. No more fat cheerleaders.

7. Free nachos and beer after the game.

6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes.

5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks.

4. Steroids on the downlow

3. No more mandatory community service with those damn annoying underprivileged kids!

2. Each player receives a personal visit from Mama with a bowl of Campbell's Chunky soup.

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Top Ten Little Known Perks In The New NFL Players Contract

10. No more hairy guy trainers. All post-game massages must be performed by Swedish or Japanese chicks.

9. The right to circulate among teammates, a proven foolproof mask for their random drug samples.

8. No more fat cheerleaders.

7. Free nachos and beer after the game.

6. One 'Get Out of Jail Free' card per year, per player for victimless crimes.

5. D linemen get to throw Bludgers at QB's, who can apparate to avoid sacks.

4. Steroids on the downlow

3. No more mandatory community service with those damn annoying underprivileged kids!

2. Each player receives a personal visit from Mama with a bowl of Campbell's Chunky soup.

1. Everyone receives a free framed, sofa-size photograph of Brett Favre's junk!

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Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011

10. Wayne Brady is still on TV.

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Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011

10. Wayne Brady is still on TV.

9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again.

8. Pia Zadora is touring again.

7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick.

6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior.

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Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011

10. Wayne Brady is still on TV.

9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again.

8. Pia Zadora is touring again.

7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick.

6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior.

5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed.

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Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011

10. Wayne Brady is still on TV.

9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again.

8. Pia Zadora is touring again.

7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick.

6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior.

5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed.

4. Cee Lo Green

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Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011

10. Wayne Brady is still on TV.

9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again.

8. Pia Zadora is touring again.

7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick.

6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior.

5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed.

4. Cee Lo Green

3. That anyone gets surprised by anything anymore ..

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Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011

10. Wayne Brady is still on TV.

9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again.

8. Pia Zadora is touring again.

7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick.

6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior.

5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed.

4. Cee Lo Green

3. That anyone gets surprised by anything anymore ..

2. D**k In A Box

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Top Ten Biggest Surprises of 2011

10. Wayne Brady is still on TV.

9. Britney Spears was allowed to become pregnant again.

8. Pia Zadora is touring again.

7. Ryan Seacrest traded to Drag Race for a first round draft pick.

6. Lindsay Lohan gets time off for good behavior.

5. Packers winning every playoff game and the Super Bowl as the bottom seed.

4. Cee Lo Green

3. That anyone gets surprised by anything anymore ..

2. D**k In A Box

1. There's been a year's worth of screw ups in only 7 months!

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Top Ten Recipes That DIDN'T Make this year's Betty Crocker Cook-Off

10. Boston Baked Squid Cakes

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