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Top Ten Reasons The Yankees Won't Repeat Next Year

10. Joba Chamberlain has a tearful reunion with his mother, and he, too, becomes addicted to crack.

9. Blame it on a bad batch of "juice."

8. Nick Swisher gets traded for a pair of old spikes and a bag of jelly beans.

7. Chamberlain abandons his off-season regimen and comes to camp looking more like Joba The Hut.

6. Kate Hudson has Derek Jeter's baby.

5. Derek Jeter has Kate Hudson's baby.

4. The rapture happens.

3. "The New Toilet" backs up and floods itself, and they have to move to ANOTHER new stadium.

2. They'll realize they're in a league of their own, quit MLB and become baseball's version of the Harlem Globetrotters.

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Top Ten Reasons The Yankees Won't Repeat Next Year

10. Joba Chamberlain has a tearful reunion with his mother, and he, too, becomes addicted to crack.

9. Blame it on a bad batch of "juice."

8. Nick Swisher gets traded for a pair of old spikes and a bag of jelly beans.

7. Chamberlain abandons his off-season regimen and comes to camp looking more like Joba The Hut.

6. Kate Hudson has Derek Jeter's baby.

5. Derek Jeter has Kate Hudson's baby.

4. The rapture happens.

3. "The New Toilet" backs up and floods itself, and they have to move to ANOTHER new stadium.

2. They'll realize they're in a league of their own, quit MLB and become baseball's version of the Harlem Globetrotters.

1. George Steinbrenner blows the rest of the team's budget on another overseas' belly scratcher.

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Top 10 Things you can easily identify on specific musician artists.

10. ZZ Top's beards

9. Frank Zappa's moustache and goatee.

8. Patty Smith's armpits.

7. Roger Daltrey's seemingly immortal body

6. Gene Simmons' long and grostesque tongue

5. Bill Haley's spit curl (glad that didn't catch on ...)

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Top 10 Things you can easily identify on specific musician artists.

10. ZZ Top's beards

9. Frank Zappa's moustache and goatee.

8. Patty Smith's armpits.

7. Roger Daltrey's seemingly immortal body

6. Gene Simmons' long and grostesque tongue

5. Bill Haley's spit curl (glad that didn't catch on ...)

4. Amy Winehouse's beehive hairdo, and all-over track marks.

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Top 10 Things you can easily identify on specific musician artists.

10. ZZ Top's beards

9. Frank Zappa's moustache and goatee.

8. Patty Smith's armpits.

7. Roger Daltrey's seemingly immortal body

6. Gene Simmons' long and grostesque tongue

5. Bill Haley's spit curl (glad that didn't catch on ...)

4. Amy Winehouse's beehive hairdo, and all-over track marks.

3. Elvis' sideburns.

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Top 10 Things you can easily identify on specific musician artists.

10. ZZ Top's beards

9. Frank Zappa's moustache and goatee.

8. Patty Smith's armpits.

7. Roger Daltrey's seemingly immortal body

6. Gene Simmons' long and grostesque tongue

5. Bill Haley's spit curl (glad that didn't catch on ...)

4. Amy Winehouse's beehive hairdo, and all-over track marks.

3. Elvis' sideburns.

2. Alice Cooper's black mascara

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Top 10 Things you can easily identify on specific musician artists.

10. ZZ Top's beards

9. Frank Zappa's moustache and goatee.

8. Patty Smith's armpits.

7. Roger Daltrey's seemingly immortal body

6. Gene Simmons' long and grostesque tongue

5. Bill Haley's spit curl (glad that didn't catch on ...)

4. Amy Winehouse's beehive hairdo, and all-over track marks.

3. Elvis' sideburns.

2. Alice Cooper's black mascara

1. Dolly Parton's MASSIVE SET OF KNOCKERS!

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Top Ten Reasons To Listen To A Phil Collins Album

10. Well, I can't think of one. Somebody else go.

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Top Ten Reasons To Listen To A Phil Collins Album

10. Well, I can't think of one. Somebody else go.

9. Oh, does he have more than one album?

8. As featured in Genesis - because you like to listen to clean drum work.

7. Okay, I'll buy that. There's one.

6. Insomnia

5. Because your name is Sussudio

4. Just "Another Day in Paradise."

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Top Ten Reasons To Listen To A Phil Collins Album

10. Well, I can't think of one. Somebody else go.

9. Oh, does he have more than one album?

8. As featured in Genesis - because you like to listen to clean drum work.

7. Okay, I'll buy that. There's one.

6. Insomnia

5. Because your name is Sussudio

4. Just "Another Day in Paradise."

3. I don't care anymore.

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Top Ten Reasons To Listen To A Phil Collins Album

10. Well, I can't think of one. Somebody else go.

9. Oh, does he have more than one album?

8. As featured in Genesis - because you like to listen to clean drum work.

7. Okay, I'll buy that. There's one.

6. Insomnia

5. Because your name is Sussudio

4. Just "Another Day in Paradise."

3. I don't care anymore.

2. But, seriously ...

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Top Ten Reasons To Listen To A Phil Collins Album

10. Well, I can't think of one. Somebody else go.

9. Oh, does he have more than one album?

8. As featured in Genesis - because you like to listen to clean drum work.

7. Okay, I'll buy that. There's one.

6. Insomnia

5. Because your name is Sussudio

4. Just "Another Day in Paradise."

3. I don't care anymore.

2. But, seriously ...

1. Embarrassed to say that I actually owned one of his cassettes in the 80's and actually listened to it.

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Top 10 stupid athletes and what they are controversially known for off the field...

10 Plaxico Burress NFL - shooting self in the leg

9 Pete Rose, manager of a major league baseball team while placing high stakes bets on major league baseball games. Now, there's a good idea ....

8 OJ Simpson...'nuff said.

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Top 10 stupid athletes and what they are controversially known for off the field...

10 Plaxico Burress NFL - shooting self in the leg

9 Pete Rose, manager of a major league baseball team while placing high stakes bets on major league baseball games. Now, there's a good idea ....

8 OJ Simpson...'nuff said.

7 The best running back EVER in the NFL, Jim Brown, quitting after only 9 seasons to become a movie star.

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