bluesboy Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. The hockey season is WAY too long and you're sick & tired of it, eh. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. The hockey season is WAY too long and you're sick & tired of it, eh. 8. It's really just soccer; repackaged shorter, faster and more slippery. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. The hockey season is WAY too long and you're sick & tired of it, eh. 8. It's really just soccer; repackaged shorter, faster and more slippery. 7. Your dentist advised against it. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. The hockey season is WAY too long and you're sick & tired of it, eh. 8. It's really just soccer; repackaged shorter, faster and more slippery. 7. Your dentist advised against it. 6. Plausible deniability. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. The hockey season is WAY too long and you're sick & tired of it, eh. 8. It's really just soccer; repackaged shorter, faster and more slippery. 7. Your dentist advised against it. 6. Plausible deniability. 5. Your team is not in the playoffs this season. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. The hockey season is WAY too long and you're sick & tired of it, eh. 8. It's really just soccer; repackaged shorter, faster and more slippery. 7. Your dentist advised against it. 6. Plausible deniability. 5. Your team is not in the playoffs this season. 4. Two words: nearly summer! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAngel Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. The hockey season is WAY too long and you're sick & tired of it, eh. 8. It's really just soccer; repackaged shorter, faster and more slippery. 7. Your dentist advised against it. 6. Plausible deniability. 5. Your team is not in the playoffs this season. 4. Two words: nearly summer! 3. You prefer a more exciting sport like golf or women's tennis. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. The hockey season is WAY too long and you're sick & tired of it, eh. 8. It's really just soccer; repackaged shorter, faster and more slippery. 7. Your dentist advised against it. 6. Plausible deniability. 5. Your team is not in the playoffs this season. 4. Two words: nearly summer! 3. You prefer a more exciting sport like golf or women's tennis. 2. They fight like girls. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted June 4, 2009 Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 I don't have a #1 to add, just that I'm a little disappointed and dismayed at the number of people crapping on hockey. Some of your comments bely a complete ignorance of the sport and that's sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 0. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. The hockey season is WAY too long and you're sick & tired of it, eh. 8. It's really just soccer; repackaged shorter, faster and more slippery. 7. Your dentist advised against it. 6. Plausible deniability. 5. Your team is not in the playoffs this season. 4. Two words: nearly summer! 3. You prefer a more exciting sport like golf or women's tennis. 2. They fight like girls. 1. There isn't a Canadian team in it ( again -sigh!- 15 bloody years now , too ! ) , though everyone knows it's mostly Canadians that make this sport go round . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. I can't "get no saisfaction." 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. I can't "get no saisfaction." 8. Sometimes you might rile up newbies who take the game too seriously. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 8. Sometimes you might rile up newbies who take the game too seriously. Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. I can't "get no satisfaction." 8. Sometimes you might rile up newbies who take the game too seriously. 7. You're getting bored with auto-erotic asphyxiation. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was going to eat a handful of popcorn, and thanks to Sammy they're now all over the place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. I can't "get no satisfaction." 8. Sometimes you might rile up newbies who take the game too seriously. 7. You're getting bored with auto-erotic asphyxiation. 6. It's either this or the Times crossword puzzle 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. I can't "get no satisfaction." 8. Sometimes you might rile up newbies who take the game too seriously. 7. You're getting bored with auto-erotic asphyxiation. 6. It's either this or the Times crossword puzzle 5. It's better than doing work 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. I can't "get no satisfaction." 8. Sometimes you might rile up newbies who take the game too seriously. 7. You're getting bored with auto-erotic asphyxiation. 6. It's either this or the Times crossword puzzle 5. It's better than doing work 4. Because I can't swim, I'm no good at golf, and I can never win on those damn Weekly Top Tens. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. I can't "get no satisfaction." 8. Sometimes you might rile up newbies who take the game too seriously. 7. You're getting bored with auto-erotic asphyxiation. 6. It's either this or the Times crossword puzzle 5. It's better than doing work 4. Because I can't swim, I'm no good at golf, and I can never win on those damn Weekly Top Tens. 3. I'm curious what the topic will be. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 5, 2009 Report Share Posted June 5, 2009 Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. I can't "get no satisfaction." 8. Sometimes you might rile up newbies who take the game too seriously. 7. You're getting bored with auto-erotic asphyxiation. 6. It's either this or the Times crossword puzzle 5. It's better than doing work 4. Because I can't swim, I'm no good at golf, and I can never win on those damn Weekly Top Tens. 3. I'm curious what the topic will be. 2. So somebody else can read my smarta$$ comments. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Top 10 Reasons You Play this Thread: 10. On the off chance I may add something poignant or witty. 9. I can't "get no satisfaction." 8. Sometimes you might rile up newbies who take the game too seriously. 7. You're getting bored with auto-erotic asphyxiation. 6. It's either this or the Times crossword puzzle 5. It's better than doing work 4. Because I can't swim, I'm no good at golf, and I can never win on those damn Weekly Top Tens. 3. I'm curious what the topic will be. 2. So somebody else can read my smarta$$ comments. 1. So I can read Mindcrime's smarta$$ comments. ___________________________________ Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata 10. Makes breathing seem effortless 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata 10. Makes breathing seem effortless 9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata 10. Makes breathing seem effortless 9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee 8. Provide a name for an underground indie group 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata 10. Makes breathing seem effortless 9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee 8. Provide a name for an underground indie group 7. So I know when to throw-up from drinking too much. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 6, 2009 Report Share Posted June 6, 2009 Top Ten Purposes For Your Medulla Oblongata 10. Makes breathing seem effortless 9. Guaranteed stumper in the National Spelling Bee 8. Provide a name for an underground indie group 7. So I know when to throw-up from drinking too much. 6. Useful in winning arguments while acting like an unfrozen cave-man-lawyer or an amazon-woman-on-the-moon. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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