pinkstones Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkstones Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out. 3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
electric926 Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out. 3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. 2. This IS my other car 1. (Cookie to whoever gets the reference...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Top ten funniest bumper sticker sayings: 10. "Beer: Now cheaper than gasoline. So don't drive...drink. 9.FedSex: when you absolutely, positively have to have it overnight. 8. If you're close enough to read this, then GO F**K YOURSELF! 7. If money is the root of all evil, why do churches beg for it? 6. Our catholic priest molested your honor roll student. 5. My kid beat up your honor student! 4. Breast inspection 20 feet ahead, have 'em out. 3. I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. 2. This IS my other car 1. "I command you to read this " (Cookie to whoever gets the reference...) (a freshly baked oatmeal and raisin cookie is my fav') ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. Gay 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. Gay 3. Phat 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. Gay 3. Phat 2. basically 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 10. Freedom 9. Can't 8. God 7. Original 6. Anything that has the letter Q or X in it. We could just replace those letter with Kw+ and +ks. 5. really 4. Gay 3. Phat 2. basically 1. Eliminated _______________________ Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 The Top Ten Words in the English Language that should be Elminated . . . 1. Eliminated Ha! I like that. _______________________ Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueAngel Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6. 3. Then, I'll ask again...Who the hell is Susan Boyle? 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GypsyRoad Posted June 3, 2009 Report Share Posted June 3, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6. 3. Then, I'll ask again...Who the hell is Susan Boyle? 2. Realized beauty is only skin deep. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2009 Top Ten Signs You Are Finally Past Your Susan Boyle Stage 10. Shaved your unibrow 9. Yawned when you read about her emotional breakdown. 8. You are back to judging people based on appearances. 7. You ditched your dowdy girlfriend for a silicone-enhanced Bimbo Rapper. 6. Who the hell is Susan Boyle?! 5. Hot compresses will help relieve the swelling and soreness. 4. You've decided its not worth the time or energy to answer the question at #6. 3. Then, I'll ask again...Who the hell is Susan Boyle? 2. Realized beauty is only skin deep. 1. I had all of MY nervous breakdowns back in the 80's. ================================================== Top Ten Reasons Not To Watch The NHL Playoffs 10. You get queazy at the sight of blood. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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