Steel2Velvet Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 06. Hide all of the grocery carts Visualizing this made me laugh aloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe". 07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 06. Hide all of the grocery carts 05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe". 07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 06. Hide all of the grocery carts 05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 04. Go through the aisle with a single grape. Then argue the price of the grape. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 (edited) Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe". 07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 06. Hide all of the grocery carts 05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 04. Go through the aisle with a single grape. Then argue the price of the grape. 03. Put on your dark glasses, carry a white cane, then dump your monster pack into a shopping cart then get ready to argue your case. 1)The last time you checked your smelly canvas sherpa bag, it got lost! 2)There's no difference between this shoplifter's swag bag and large purses carried by women! 3)When finished arguing point 2, resume arguing point 1. 02. 01. Edited January 27, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe". 07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 06. Hide all of the grocery carts 05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 04. Go through the aisle with a single grape. Then argue the price of the grape. 03. Put on your dark glasses, carry a white cane, then dump your monster pack into a shopping cart then get ready to argue your case. 1)The last time you checked your smelly canvas sherpa bag, it got lost! 2)There's no difference between this shoplifter's swag bag and large purses carried by women! 3)When finished arguing point 2, resume arguing point 1. 02. Talk really, really loud on your cell phone so the customer ahead of you has to keep repeating themselves to be heard by the cashier 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe". 07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 06. Hide all of the grocery carts 05. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 04. Go through the aisle with a single grape. Then argue the price of the grape. 03. Put on your dark glasses, carry a white cane, then dump your monster pack into a shopping cart then get ready to argue your case. 1)The last time you checked your smelly canvas sherpa bag, it got lost! 2)There's no difference between this shoplifter's swag bag and large purses carried by women! 3)When finished arguing point 2, resume arguing point 1. 02. Talk really, really loud on your cell phone so the customer ahead of you has to keep repeating themselves to be heard by the cashier 01. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 09. 08. 07. 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 09. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC. 08. 07. 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC. 8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC. 8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley 7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC. 8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley 7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps. 6. A parcel full of feces . 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC. 8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley 7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps. 6. A parcel full of feces . 5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes 4. 3. 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC. 8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley 7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps. 6. A parcel full of feces . 5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes 4. Finding out that Muzik looks and sounds more like James Carville than Morgan Freeman . 3. 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 6. A parcel full of feces . So then, you never received the one I sent you? Damn overseas mail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC. 8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley 7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps. 6. A parcel full of feces . 5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes 4. Finding out that Muzik looks and sounds more like James Carville than Morgan Freeman . 3. Finding out Sammy standss about 5'1 and weighs 85 pounds. 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Finding out that Muzik looks and sounds more like James Carville than Morgan Freeman. You mean this guy? I always imagined MiamiSammy looks like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 (edited) Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC. 8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley 7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps. 6. A parcel full of feces . 5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes 4. Finding out that Muzik looks and sounds more like James Carville than Morgan Freeman . 3. Finding out Sammy standss about 5'1 and weighs 85 pounds. 2. Having a Song Factor who speaks Hawaiian...and calls me out for "lapses in translation." 1. Edited February 3, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Top 10 Things You Hope You Never Encounter by Another Fellow Songfactor. 10. Uncle Joe actually using the computer in just socks. 9. Some nosy Songfactor watching me surreptitiously while I'm on my PC. 8. Disrespecting Bo Diddley 7. Marc holding down the "shift" key and giggling to himself as he types in caps. 6. A parcel full of feces . 5. To have Kevin stare me down with those eyes 4. Finding out that Muzik looks and sounds more like James Carville than Morgan Freeman . 3. Finding out Sammy standss about 5'1 and weighs 85 pounds. 2. Having a Song Factor who speaks Hawaiian...and calls me out for "lapses in translation." 1. A lack of respect, dignity and decorum .... Oh, wait a minute. That was on that other site. ____________________________ Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times. 10. As of now, no where else better to go. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times. 10. As of now, no where else better to go. 9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times. 10. As of now, no where else better to go. 9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken. 8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times. 10. As of now, no where else better to go. 9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken. 8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live. 7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times. 10. As of now, no where else better to go. 9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken. 8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live. 7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters. 6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times. 10. As of now, no where else better to go. 9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken. 8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live. 7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters. 6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back. 5. To prevail. So we can say we did. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted February 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times. 10. As of now, no where else better to go. 9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken. 8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live. 7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters. 6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back. 5. To prevail. So we can say we did. 4. So my girlfriend will start having sex with me again. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Top Ten Reasons The World Needs To Get Through These Difficult Times. 10. As of now, no where else better to go. 9. For the betterment of me, Uncle Joe. Screw Al Franken. 8. Because Mars doesn't seem like such a cool place to live. 7. Why not? The world can only get worse for the betterment of itself --- not mankind or voters. 6. Because I quit booze and the temptation is coming back. 5. To prevail. So we can say we did. 4. So my girlfriend will start having sex with me again. 3. To show we've learned from our Grandparents on how to get through tough times with very little. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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