Crazy Don Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. No more hair in the soup!. 7. Just think of the savings on haircuts! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. No more hair in the soup!. 7. Just think of the savings on haircuts! 6. It's the "in" look. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. No more hair in the soup!. 7. Just think of the savings on haircuts! 6. It's the "in" look. 5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. No more hair in the soup!. 7. Just think of the savings on haircuts! 6. It's the "in" look. 5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures. 4. Your head will cool off like a convertable car in the summertime. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. No more hair in the soup!. 7. Just think of the savings on haircuts! 6. It's the "in" look. 5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures. 4. Your head will cool off like a convertable car in the summertime. 3. The underlying message is: more testosterone. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. No more hair in the soup!. 7. Just think of the savings on haircuts! 6. It's the "in" look. 5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures. 4. Your head will cool off like a convertable car in the summertime. 3. The underlying message is: more testosterone. 2. Solar power: the new Viagra! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 (edited) Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. No more hair in the soup!. 7. Just think of the savings on haircuts! 6. It's the "in" look. 5. Lice will just sigh and move on to greener pastures. 4. Your head will cool off like a convertable car in the summertime. 3. The underlying message is: more testosterone. 2. Solar power: the new Viagra! 1. With a black magic marker and a bow=moon anybody with impunity! Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited January 17, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 (edited) Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited January 18, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 18, 2009 Report Share Posted January 18, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY 8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted January 19, 2009 Report Share Posted January 19, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY 8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke. 7. Now he can make jokes about his own government. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY 8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke. 7. Now he can make jokes about his own government. 6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. No more hair in the soup!. 7. Your girlfriend no longer needs a mirror 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 "Observe due measure, for right timing is in all things the most important factor." -- Hesiod, the Father of Greek Didactic Poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bazooka Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY 8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke. 7. Now he can make jokes about his own government. 6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?! 5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY 8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke. 7. Now he can make jokes about his own government. 6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?! 5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York. 4. U.S. citizen + British Isles accent = Chicks 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY 8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke. 7. Now he can make jokes about his own government. 6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?! 5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York. 4. U.S. citizen + British Isles accent = Chicks 3. He thinks it will make him as popular as Jay Leno. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY 8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke. 7. Now he can make jokes about his own government. 6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?! 5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York. 4. U.S. citizen + British Isles accent = Chicks 3. He thinks it will make him as popular as Jay Leno. 2. He thinks he's still Drew Carey's boss and wants to cash in on the "Price is Right" 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) Top Ten Reasons Craig Ferguson became a U.S. citizen recently. 10. Clay Aiken tried to get inside his kilt. 9. Because he can. Anybody can.Absolutly ANYBODY 8. Because the Mayor of a small one-horse redneck town named him an honorary citizen as a joke. 7. Now he can make jokes about his own government. 6. Who the f*** is Craig Ferguson?! 5. Weight Watchers International offered big bucks when they mistook him for the Duke of York. 4. U.S. citizen + British Isles accent = Chicks 3. He thinks it will make him as popular as Jay Leno. 2. He thinks he's still Drew Carey's boss and wants to cash in on the "Price is Right" 1. Buckingham Palace was about to set the S.A.S. after him, Sean Connery was sharpening his family's Claymore sword to end Craig's bad impersonations of him, Michael Caine was ready to bash the Scotish boffin with the heaviest Martini glass he could find, and George W. Bush was prevailed upon to grant political asylum to "The Scottish Conan." Edited January 23, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 25, 2009 Report Share Posted January 25, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. 08. 07. 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. 07. 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe". 07. 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe". 07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 06. 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted January 26, 2009 Report Share Posted January 26, 2009 Top 10 Things to do to pass time while waiting at a grocery store. 10. Pour ketchup all over the aisle where they sell tampons, and then ask for clean up on aisle 5. 09. Check out behind a woman with a pencil, a list and a calculator - watching for price incongruities. 08. Sprinkle salt all over the floor and do that "ole soft shoe". 07. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 06. Hide all of the grocery carts 05. 04. 03. 02. 01. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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