_Laurie_ Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. 08. 09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal... 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. 08. To gain weight because I seriously need to 09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal... 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions. 08. To gain weight because I seriously need to 09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal... 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to. 07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions. 08. To gain weight because I seriously need to 09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal... 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 27, 2008 Report Share Posted December 27, 2008 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. 06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to. 07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions. 08. To gain weight because I seriously need to 09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal... 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. 02. 03. 04. To gain more weight, drink more alcohol and take up smoking again. 05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. 06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to. 07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions. 08. To gain weight because I seriously need to 09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal... 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. When I walk beside her, I am a better man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mars88 Posted December 28, 2008 Report Share Posted December 28, 2008 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. 02. 03. To follow the man's example...cook less, clean less, watch more television. 04. To gain more weight, drink more alcohol and take up smoking again. 05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. 06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to. 07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions. 08. To gain weight because I seriously need to 09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal... 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. 02. To keep shorting the stock market until the Dow plummets to around 5700. 03. To follow the man's example...cook less, clean less, watch more television. 04. To gain more weight, drink more alcohol and take up smoking again. 05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. 06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to. 07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions. 08. To gain weight because I seriously need to 09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal... 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. To finish early. 02. To keep shorting the stock market until the Dow plummets to around 5700. 03. To follow the man's example...cook less, clean less, watch more television. 04. To gain more weight, drink more alcohol and take up smoking again. 05. To start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. 06. To wait on everyone else gaining weight, so I don't have to. 07. To again wait cause it sounds like the previous two resolutions. 08. To gain weight because I seriously need to 09. To gain weight, that way I know I've reached my goal... 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. ..and you don't neccessarily believe that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 It's very possible that it is true, but I'm kinda on the fence about believing it. I would need more proof. Maybe it's not just a coincidence that 9/11 occcurred in 2001, and the Yankees haven't won a World Series since then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. 7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. "They call me Heat Miser; whatever I touch starts to melt in my clutch.....I'M TOO MUCH!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. 7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam. 6. Aliens must've helped build the pyramids of Egypt : When 2,000+ years later , the Aztecs , Mayans , and Incas could do the same - without even the use of the wheel . 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. "Th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. 7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam. 6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted January 12, 2009 Report Share Posted January 12, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. 7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam. 6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people. 5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. 7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam. 6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people. 5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here! 4. Ringo Starr served as the leader of the PLO for about 10 years. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. 7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam. 6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people. 5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here! 4. Ringo Starr served as the leader of the PLO for about 10 years. 3. "The Little Ice Age" has returned! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. 7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam. 6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people. 5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here! 4. Ringo Starr served as the leader of the PLO for about 10 years. 3. "The Little Ice Age" has returned! 2. The Apollo Moon Landing was faked in a TV studio. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Top 10 Conspiracy theories you've heard about , but don't necessarily believe : 10. 9/11 was a Jewish scheme and plot to discredit Muslims . 9. The infamous "It wasn't Oswald's bullet" theory. 8. George Steinbrenner is the de facto leader of Al Qaeda, and the Yankees are able to afford their players through funds filtered from clandestine organizations disguised as laundromats, hot dog carts, and 7-Elevens. 7. Eddie Haskell was killed in Vienam. 6. President Bush served two terms for the betterment of the American people. 5. There's no such thing as UFOs...the space aliens are already here! 4. Ringo Starr served as the leader of the PLO for about 10 years. 3. "The Little Ice Age" has returned! 2. The Apollo Moon Landing was faked in a TV studio. 1. Eve ate a Pomegranate instead of an apple and talked to a night crawler instead of a snake . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 16, 2009 Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 17, 2009 Report Share Posted January 17, 2009 Top Ten Reasons Male Pattern Baldness Is A Good Thing 10. Just think of the savings on shampoo! 9. You'll be the life of the party with your "head in the bowling ball cleaner" trick! 8. No more hair in the soup!. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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