MindCrime Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Top Ten Things That Should Be Removed From Public Libraries 10. Librarians 9. The sex book in Spanish I found, I could tell by the pictures. 8. Dust. 7. No Smoking signs 6. Homeless squatters 5. That godawful Twilight book series. 4. The shushers. 3. used condoms in college libraries 2. The Moral Majority 1. The silence. ____________________________________ Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. Access to Songfacts. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. Access to Songfacts. 8. Dance floor and wetbar 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. Access to Songfacts. 8. Dance floor and wetbar 7. More signs that say "Turn your cell phone off upon entering". 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. Access to Songfacts. 8. Dance floor and wetbar 7. More signs that say "Turn your cell phone off upon entering". 6. A sign that reads, "Come in and browse; so you can tell your grandchildren what they were like." 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. Access to Songfacts. 8. Dance floor and wetbar 7. More signs that say "Turn your cell phone off upon entering". 6. A sign that reads, "Come in and browse; so you can tell your grandchildren what they were like." 5. Condom machines, in college libraries 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. Access to Songfacts. 8. Dance floor and wetbar 7. More signs that say "Turn your cell phone off upon entering". 6. A sign that reads, "Come in and browse; so you can tell your grandchildren what they were like." 5. Condom machines, in college libraries 4. Sexy librarians. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 5. Condom machines, in college libraries We've got those over here... in my college library anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 We've got those over here... in my college library anyway Check out Fin's library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. Access to Songfacts. 8. Dance floor and wetbar 7. More signs that say "Turn your cell phone off upon entering". 6. A sign that reads, "Come in and browse; so you can tell your grandchildren what they were like." 5. Condom machines, in college libraries 4. Sexy librarians. 3. Salad Bar 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. Access to Songfacts. 8. Dance floor and wetbar 7. More signs that say "Turn your cell phone off upon entering". 6. A sign that reads, "Come in and browse; so you can tell your grandchildren what they were like." 5. Condom machines, in college libraries 4. Sexy librarians. 3. Salad Bar 2. More bins of music cds 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Check out Fin's library. Now you know why I spent so much time there a couple of weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Things that Should be Added to Public Libraries 10. Adults-only section 9. Access to Songfacts. 8. Dance floor and wetbar 7. More signs that say "Turn your cell phone off upon entering". 6. A sign that reads, "Come in and browse; so you can tell your grandchildren what they were like." 5. Condom machines, in college libraries 4. Sexy librarians. 3. Salad Bar 2. More bins of music cds 1. Disco Balls Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. A Whoopie Cushion for his seat. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. A Whoopie Cushion for his seat. 8. A screen door to hit his a** on his way out. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. A Whoopie Cushion for his seat. 8. A screen door to hit his a** on his way out. 7. The "Hooked On Phonics" videos 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. A Whoopie Cushion for his seat. 8. A screen door to hit his a** on his way out. 7. The "Hooked On Phonics" videos 6. A one-way ticket to Iraq 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. A Whoopie Cushion for his seat. 8. A screen door to hit his a** on his way out. 7. The "Hooked On Phonics" videos 6. A one-way ticket to Iraq 5. A Brain 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. A Whoopie Cushion for his seat. 8. A screen door to hit his a** on his way out. 7. The "Hooked On Phonics" videos 6. A one-way ticket to Iraq 5. A Brain 4. The Finger! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. A Whoopie Cushion for his seat. 8. A screen door to hit his a** on his way out. 7. The "Hooked On Phonics" videos 6. A one-way ticket to Iraq 5. A Brain 4. The Finger! 3. Life without parole. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. A Whoopie Cushion for his seat. 8. A screen door to hit his a** on his way out. 7. The "Hooked On Phonics" videos 6. A one-way ticket to Iraq 5. A Brain 4. The Finger! 3. Life without parole. 2. An all-expenses-paid pheasant hunting trip with Dick Cheney. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Top Ten Christmas gifts you want to give to soon departing President Bush. 10. The Illinois Senate seat. 9. A Whoopie Cushion for his seat. 8. A screen door to hit his a** on his way out. 7. The "Hooked On Phonics" videos 6. A one-way ticket to Iraq 5. A Brain 4. The Finger! 3. Life without parole. 2. An all-expenses-paid pheasant hunting trip with Dick Cheney. 1. A helicoptor with an ejector seat. (Cheney too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 1. A helicoptor with an ejector seat. (Cheney too) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 12, 2008 Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Sammy can you think of a next topic ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted December 26, 2008 Report Share Posted December 26, 2008 Top Ten New Years Resolutions... 01. 02. 03. 04. 05. 06. 07. 08. 09. 10. Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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