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Top 10 things that would make the Rolling Stones retire.

10. Viagra becomes illegal, so no more one-night stands after shows.

9. Keith Richards becomes a Jehovah's Witness, so he can no longer get transfusions.

8. In the new economy , they are back to making $200.00 a gig plus 10% of gate with tickets selling for $5.00 each.

7. They "know it's only rock and roll but" they no longer "like it".

6. Groupies waiting backstage leaning on "walkers"

5. Their Satanic Majesties' Request

4. They can't get no

3. they realize that their Depends undergarments cannot be disguised beneath skin-tight leather.

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Top 10 things that would make the Rolling Stones retire.

10. Viagra becomes illegal, so no more one-night stands after shows.

9. Keith Richards becomes a Jehovah's Witness, so he can no longer get transfusions.

8. In the new economy , they are back to making $200.00 a gig plus 10% of gate with tickets selling for $5.00 each.

7. They "know it's only rock and roll but" they no longer "like it".

6. Groupies waiting backstage leaning on "walkers"

5. Their Satanic Majesties' Request

4. They can't get no

3. they realize that their Depends undergarments cannot be disguised beneath skin-tight leather.

2. Fans have transferred their adulation to New Kids.

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Top 10 things that would make the Rolling Stones retire.

10. Viagra becomes illegal, so no more one-night stands after shows.

9. Keith Richards becomes a Jehovah's Witness, so he can no longer get transfusions.

8. In the new economy , they are back to making $200.00 a gig plus 10% of gate with tickets selling for $5.00 each.

7. They "know it's only rock and roll but" they no longer "like it".

6. Groupies waiting backstage leaning on "walkers"

5. Their Satanic Majesties' Request

4. They can't get no

3. they realize that their Depends undergarments cannot be disguised beneath skin-tight leather.

2. Fans have transferred their adulation to New Kids.

1. The Beatles blow them off the stage at "Woodstock 2019".

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Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019"

10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred.

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Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019"

10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred.

9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus".

8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.

7. They get by with a little help from their friends.

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Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019"

10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred.

9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus".

8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.

7. They get by with a little help from their friends.

6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing!

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Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019"

10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred.

9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus".

8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.

7. They get by with a little help from their friends.

6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing!

5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " .

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Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019"

10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred.

9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus".

8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.

7. They get by with a little help from their friends.

6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing!

5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " .

4.One word - Geritol.

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Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019"

10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred.

9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus".

8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.

7. They get by with a little help from their friends.

6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing!

5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " .

4.One word - Geritol.

3. "Norwegian Wood."

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Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019"

10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred.

9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus".

8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.

7. They get by with a little help from their friends.

6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing!

5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " .

4.One word - Geritol.

3. "Norwegian Wood."

2. Jagger's duckwalk would look more like a turtle crawl.

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Top Ten Reasons The Beatles Could Blow The Stones Off The Stage At "Woodstock 2019"

10. Charlie Watts would be pushing a hundred.

9. Since it would require at least a Double Resurrection, the Fab Four really would be "Bigger than Jesus".

8. Sammy Hagar on lead vocals.

7. They get by with a little help from their friends.

6. Ooooh, that Ringo can still sing!

5. Better access to C-4 plastic explosives and claymores -via Yoko , left over from John's role in "How I Won the war " .

4.One word - Geritol.

3. "Norwegian Wood."

2. Jagger's duckwalk would look more like a turtle crawl.

1. They're finally as ugly as Stone.

The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas.

10-Cabbage Patch Doll

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The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas.

10-Cabbage Patch Doll

9- Tickle Me Elmo

8- Ritalin

7- Furby

6- Vegetales Videos

5- Red Ryder BB Gun - Careful you'll shoot your eye out!

4- Atari

3-A cheap desktop computer (That @$%^! Packard Bell didn't move past "burn in" mode no matter what we did Christmas day!)

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The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas.

10-Cabbage Patch Doll

9- Tickle Me Elmo

8- Ritalin

7- Furby

6- Vegetales Videos

5- Red Ryder BB Gun - Careful you'll shoot your eye out!

4- Atari

3-A cheap desktop computer (That @$%^! Packard Bell didn't move past "burn in" mode no matter what we did Christmas day!)

2- Bag O' Glass

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The Top Ten Toys You've Ever Had To Find For A Child At Christmas.

10-Cabbage Patch Doll

9- Tickle Me Elmo

8- Ritalin

7- Furby

6- Vegetales Videos

5- Red Ryder BB Gun - Careful you'll shoot your eye out!

4- Atari

3-A cheap desktop computer (That @$%^! Packard Bell didn't move past "burn in" mode no matter what we did Christmas day!)

2- Bag O' Glass

1- Lawn Darts (Hypothetically)

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Top 10 People, Things, or News Events from 2008, that nobody will remember in 2009.

10. Katy Perry

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