Jenny Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song) 10. You spread disease, Louise. 9. Just hit the bricks, Rick. 8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck. 7. Send her the checks, Rex. 6. Crawl down a hole, Joel 5. Take a hike, Mike. 4. Hop on a plane, Jane 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song) 10. You spread disease, Louise. 9. Just hit the bricks, Rick. 8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck. 7. Send her the checks, Rex. 6. Crawl down a hole, Joel 5. Take a hike, Mike. 4. Hop on a plane, Jane 3. Hit the road, Toad. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song) 10. You spread disease, Louise. 9. Just hit the bricks, Rick. 8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck. 7. Send her the checks, Rex. 6. Crawl down a hole, Joel 5. Take a hike, Mike. 4. Hop on a plane, Jane 3. Hit the road, Toad. 2. Just date her mom, Tom. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Top Ten Ways To Leave Your Lover (rhymes that Mr. Simon left out of his song) 10. You spread disease, Louise. 9. Just hit the bricks, Rick. 8. Get hit by a truck, Chuck. 7. Send her the checks, Rex. 6. Crawl down a hole, Joel 5. Take a hike, Mike. 4. Hop on a plane, Jane 3. Hit the road, Toad. 2. Just date her mom, Tom. 1. Shoot yourself in the face, Grace. The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time. 8. Can get his pants off with both feet firmly on the ground. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time. 8. Can get his pants off with both feet firmly on the ground. 9. Can spank the monkey without using his hands. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 The Top 10 Reasons the above poster should be on America's Got Talent. 1. They can flip a coin with their mind 2. They could pass as a quick-change artist. 3. He can imitate the biological parents of all the members of Pink Floyd. 4. He can flip his mind with a coin. 5. He can fill in the guitar scratch part of "Turn The Beat Around" using fingernails to his butt cheek. 6. Can pat head and rub belly at the same time 7. Can celebrate her birthday and get a promotion at the same time. 8. Can get his pants off with both feet firmly on the ground. 9. Can spank the monkey without using his hands. 10. Can chisel, coerce and extort; all the while making you love him for it. _____________________________ Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip [smaller]5b.[/smaller] Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way 4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip [smaller]5b.[/smaller] Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way 4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson 3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - I Wanna Touch Your Big, Big, Breastesses 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip 5b. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way 4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson 3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - I Wanna Touch Your Big, Big, Breastesses 2. Yellow Submarine-I Wanna Hold Your Banana 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Alternate Names The Beatles Decided Not To Use As Song Titles 10. Penny Lane - Theme From Pygmalion 9. Rocky Raccoon - Willie the One-Eyed Wonder Weasel 8. Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Homicide Hum-Along 7. All You Need Is Love - We're Bigger Than Jesus 6. I Am The Walrus - I Am The Pot Bellied Pig 5 . Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Trip 5b. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds - Julian's Kindergarten Drawing Unrelated To L-S-D In Any Way 4. Helter Skelter - Secrets For Charlie Manson 3. I Wanna Hold Your Hand - I Wanna Touch Your Big, Big, Breastesses 2. Yellow Submarine-I Wanna Hold Your Banana 1. Yesterday - Man, Today Really Sucks! Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written: 10. Oh M' God, Did You Know That There Are More Than 300 Different Types of Venereal Diseases?: The Paris Hilton Story 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 13, 2008 Report Share Posted November 13, 2008 Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written: 10. Oh M' God, Did You Know That There Are More Than 300 Different Types of Venereal Diseases?: The Paris Hilton Story 9. "You Betcha"...the story of how Sarah Palin was tagged and released back into the wild after the 2008 Presidential Election (thanks to Jon Stewart). 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 14, 2008 Report Share Posted November 14, 2008 Top Ten Autobiographies that should never be written: 10. Oh M' God, Did You Know That There Are More Than 300 Different Types of Venereal Diseases?: The Paris Hilton Story 9. "You Betcha"...the story of how Sarah Palin was tagged and released back into the wild after the 2008 Presidential Election (thanks to Jon Stewart). 8. "Chairman of The Board " -The Donald Rumsfeld Story 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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