Kevin Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy 10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale. 9. Universal Lethargy 8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers 7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely. 6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy 10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale. 9. Universal Lethargy 8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers 7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely. 6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade. 5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy 10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale. 9. Universal Lethargy 8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers 7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely. 6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade. 5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return. 4. Human sacrifices to Mammon 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy 10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale. 9. Universal Lethargy 8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers 7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely. 6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade. 5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return. 4. Human sacrifices to Mammon 3. Two words....Money Trees! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy 10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale. 9. Universal Lethargy 8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers 7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely. 6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade. 5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return. 4. Human sacrifices to Mammon 3. Two words....Money Trees! 2. Free Songfacts membership for everyone. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy 10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale. 9. Universal Lethargy 8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers 7. Use the CIA and Special Forces to kidnap the world's wealthy ( regardless of citizenship ) and hold them for ridiculous ransoms - clandestinely. 6. Legalize and then monopolize the world's drug trade. 5. Stop giving everything away to other countries and getting nothing in return. 4. Human sacrifices to Mammon 3. Two words....Money Trees! 2. Free Songfacts membership for everyone. 1. Crown Bill Gates "King of the Everything." ___________ Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries. 8. Lawn jockey 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries. 8. Lawn jockey 7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways) 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries. 8. Lawn jockey 7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways) 6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries. 8. Lawn jockey 7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways) 6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran 5. Official Reagan biographer. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 This sucks . Carter was the only honest and decent man ever to sit in the White House since .... ever - and hence his downfall . Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries. 8. Lawn jockey 7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways) 6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran 5. Official Reagan biographer. 4. Secretary of State 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries. 8. Lawn jockey 7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways) 6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran 5. Official Reagan biographer. 4. Secretary of State 3. Secretary of HUD (due to his involvement in Habitat for Humanity) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries. 8. Lawn jockey 7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways) 6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran 5. Official Reagan biographer. 4. Secretary of State 3. Secretary of HUD (due to his involvement in Habitat for Humanity) 2. Party DJ 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 This sucks . Carter was the only honest and decent man ever to sit in the White House since .... ever - and hence his downfall . Honesty nor decency were not the criteria by which he was limited to a single term. Like Herbert Hoover, James Buchanan and the first George Bush, he lacked raw leadership ability. No nation will follow someone who is not quite sure where they are going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 They followed George Dubya through a second term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Top Ten Possible Positions for Jimmy Carter in the Obama Administration 10. Chief of Whitehouse Maintainence Staff 9. Official peanut sheller for foreign dignataries. 8. Lawn jockey 7. Campaign Radiation Canary (He's going to be dead soon anyways) 6. In a ceremony not lacking in irony, appointed Ambassador to Iran 5. Official Reagan biographer. 4. Secretary of State 3. Secretary of HUD (due to his involvement in Habitat for Humanity) 2. Party DJ 1. Hold up the cue cards...when to laugh, clap, etc.... .................................. Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... now that it's all healed, I can joke about it... 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... now that it's all healed, I can joke about it... 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 (edited) .................................. Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... now that it's all healed, I can joke about it... 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Edited October 9, 2008 by Guest fixed lateness mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... now that it's all healed, I can joke about it... 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... now that it's all healed, I can joke about it... 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... now that it's all healed, I can joke about it... 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. Playing Polish darts. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... now that it's all healed, I can joke about it... 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. Playing Polish darts. 4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!" 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted October 11, 2008 Report Share Posted October 11, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye... now that it's all healed, I can joke about it... 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. Playing Polish darts. 4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!" 3. Attended a Stooge-Con. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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