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Found on mog.com, a nice time waster for digital music players or computers so afflicted.

"Eden" writes:

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.).

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.

6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...because none of us are

(<-personal note - i will ******* you not on a single one of these - itunes is freaky psychic, and i think i know at least two other people out there who are with me on this, namely my friend shitbird, dare i call him out on it. but seriously - itunes/ipods have this mysterious sense of both humor and soothsaying. like for example, just now, as i was writing the above while the second song was playing, when i pressed the button for the next question, the song that came up for me was the song that was leftover from the person before me in the spot i'd just answered. i think i am about to be visited by a spiritual force now. so on with the meme.)

* Waking Up: dancing diamonds - les baxter

* First Day At School: 80s fan - camera obscura

* Falling In Love: definite choice - 7 seconds

* Fight Song: the centre will hold - swan island

* Breaking Up: the bitch is back - elton john

* Prom: cinderella, stay in my arms - vera lynn

* Life: sou preto nao tenho - from the brazilian version of the musical HAIR (i dont know what this means or what song this is so i can't determine what itunes is telling me)

* Mental Breakdown: impossible love - daniel johnston (he had a mental breakdown)

* Driving: believing is art - spoon

* Flashback: ne me quitte pas - jaques brel

* Wedding: boogaloo - keith mansfield orchestra

* Losing your virginity: world without love - del shannon

* Birth Of Child: ballade de melody nelson - serge gainsbourg

* Final Battle: crystalline green - goldfrapp

* Death Scene: don't forget - martha wainwright

* Funeral Song: no more mr. nice guy - alice cooper (omg that actually would be a really awesome funeral song)

* End Credits: i don't like mondays - the boomtown rats (well done, itunes, i really don't like mondays!)

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* Waking Up: Black Coffee -- Humble Pie

* First Day At School: Dogs -- The Who

* Falling In Love: William, It Was Really Nothing -- The Smiths

* Fight Song: Imagine -- John Lennon

* Breaking Up: Can't Stand Me Now -- The Libertines ( :grin:)

* Prom: Parklife -- Blur

* Life: Do You Think It's Alright? -- The Who

* Mental Breakdown: Talk To You -- Small Faces

* Driving: You Got The Silver -- Rolling Stones

* Flashback: I Don't Need No Doctor -- Humble Pie

* Wedding: Set The Fire To The Third Bar -- Snow Patrol

* Losing your virginity: Charlie -- Red Hot Chili Peppers

* Birth Of Child: All of Our Love -- The Coral

* Final Battle: Love Me Do -- The Beatles (I'm such a peaceful person... first Imagine, now this)

* Death Scene: PS I Love You -- The Beatles (see above)

* Funeral Song: Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now -- The Smiths

* End Credits: Cigarettes & Alcohol -- Oasis

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I'll go first to see if MP3 players/programs even have OUIJA functions:

* Waking Up: "Ka Lei E" by The Peter Moon Band

* First Day At School: "Little Red Light" by Fountains of Wayne

* Falling In Love: "Mr. Postman" by The Carpenters

* Fight Song: "They Can't Take That Away From Me" by Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong

* Breaking Up: "Kaleleonalani" by Pekelo

* Prom: "Hi'ilawe" by Sean Na'auao & Robi Kahakalau

* Life: "New Year's Day" by U2

* Mental Breakdown: "Impossible Anna" by John Cruz

* Driving: "Lover's Cross" by Jim Croce

* Flashback: "Lucky Me" by Great Big Sea

* Wedding: "We're All Alone" by Cecilio & Kapono

* Losing your virginity: "The Chain" by Fleetwood Mac

* Birth Of Child: "Homeward Bound" by Simon & Garfunkel

* Final Battle: "(There'll Be) Peace In The Valley (For Me) by Elvis Presley

* Death Scene: "New York's Not My Home" by Jim Croce

* Funeral Song: "Devil's Dream" by Mark O'Connor

* End Credits: "Lady D'Arbanville" by Cat Stevens

:stars: I don't know what Pekelo's song is about, since neither the CD nor his website have lyrics. "Hi'ilawe" sort of fits, since it's a song about a Hula dancer, her lover, and the gossips who dog them. "Impossible Anna" is a bitter break up song.

Having Mark O'Connor playing a jig at a funeral is either genius or in bad taste. :couch:

Oops! you beat me to the punch!

Edited by Guest
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Waking Up: This House Is Not for Sale-Ryan Adams

First Day At School: Lola-geez, what the heck kinda school am I going to? :stars:

Falling In Love: Bret, You Got It Going On-Flight of the Conchords

Fight Song: Silver Lining-Rilo Kiley

Breaking Up: What I Am-Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians

Prom: Foux de Fa Fa-Flight of the Conchords

Life: Immigrant Song-Led Zeppelin

Mental Breakdown: Driftwood-Travis

Driving: You Don't Know What Love Is (You Just Do As Your Told)-The White Stripes

Flashback: Heart of Gold-Neil Young

Wedding: Pride (In the Name of Love)-U2

Losing your virginity: Rebel, Rebel-David Bowie

Birth Of Child: Should I Stay or Should I Go?-The Clash

Final Battle: Why Does It Always Rain on Me?-Travis

Death Scene: Sally Simpson-The Who

Funeral Song: Old Man-Neil Young

End Credits: Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town

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* Waking Up:

* First Day At School:

* Falling In Love:

* Fight Song:

* Breaking Up:

* Prom:

* Life:

* Mental Breakdown:

* Driving:

* Flashback:

* Wedding:

* Losing your virginity:

* Birth Of Child:

* Final Battle:

* Death Scene:

* Funeral Song:

* End Credits:

I'll be back to do these.

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* Waking Up: Let Your Love Flow--The Bellamy Brothers

* First Day At School: Play the Game--Queen

* Falling In Love: How You Gonna See Me Now--Alice Cooper

* Fight Song: Take It Easy--Eagles

* Breaking Up: Damned If I Do--The Alan Parsons Project

* Prom: Arthur's Theme--Christopher Cross

* Life: Don't Pull Your Love--Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds

* Mental Breakdown: You're So Vain--Carly Simon

* Driving: Up Where We Belong--Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes

* Flashback: Miracles--Jefferson Starship

* Wedding: Take Your Time (Do It Right)--SOS Band

* Losing your virginity: Downtown Train--Rod Stewart

* Birth Of Child: Painted Ladies--Ian Thomas

* Final Battle: Grow Some Funk of Your Own--Elton John

* Death Scene: I'm Not Lisa--Jessi Colter

* Funeral Song: Push It--Salt & Pepa

* End Credits: Pour Some Sugar on Me--Def Leppard

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* Waking Up: Black Betty - Ram Jam

* First Day At School: Aerials - System of a Down

* Falling In Love: F*ck Me - KMFDM vs. Pig

* Fight Song: Blitzkrieg Bop - Ramones

* Breaking Up: Alone Again - Dokken

* Prom: Listen to My Heart - Ramones

* Life: I Won't Back Down - Tom Petty

* Mental Breakdown: Brother - Alice in Chains

* Driving: Richie Dagger's Crime - The Germs

* Flashback: Last Kiss - AFI

* Wedding: Eye of the Tiger - Survivor

* Losing your virginity: Welcome to the Jungle - Guns n' Roses :laughing:

* Birth Of Child: Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order

* Final Battle: unknown song (#2 from a best of compilation) - The Cure

* Death Scene: Roses - Outkast

* Funeral Song: Unhappy Birthday - The Smiths

* End Credits: Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve

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* Waking Up: I think I've lost my Headache ~ QotSA :grin:

* First Day At School: Hey Ya ~ Outkast

* Falling In Love: Like a Feather ~ Nikka Costa

* Fight Song: In my Life ~ Beatles

* Breaking Up: Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing ~ Chris Isaak

* Prom: Don't Speak ~ No Doubt

* Life: Boom! Shake the Room ~ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince

* Mental Breakdown: Soldier of Fortune ~ Deep Purple

* Driving: Oh My Golly! ~ Pixies

* Flashback: The Simpsons Theme (good one :grin: )

* Wedding: No Brakes ~ The Offspring

* Losing your virginity: Blitzkrieg Bop ~ Ramones

* Birth Of Child: The Drugs Don't Work ~ The Verve

* Final Battle: Mea Culpa ~ Enigma

* Death Scene: (I'm) Stranded ~ The Saints

* Funeral Song: With a Little Help From My Friends ~ Beatles ( :laughing: )

* End Credits: Radio Friendly Union Shifter ~ Nirvana

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* Waking Up: Straumnes - Sigur Rós (what a lovely tune to wake up to :) )

* First Day At School: Blow Out - Radiohead (skool sux)

* Falling In Love: St. Andrew's Hall - Blind Melon (about someone who commits suicide by jumping off a 20 storey building :crazy:)

* Fight Song: Everything About You - Ugly Kid Joe (Oh yeah! :mad:)

* Breaking Up: Not For You - Pearl Jam (This is not for you... never was for you... f*ck you!)

* Prom: Cry Yourself To Sleep - The Charlatans (:puppyeyes:)

* Life: Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) - The Beatles (nice life :crazy:)

* Mental Breakdown: Black Milk - Massive Attack ( =:P )

* Driving: Your Woman - White Town (I demand this be my breakup or prom song :mad:)

* Flashback: Love Spreads - The Stone Roses (The messiah is my sister, ain't no king man she's my queen :shades:)

* Wedding: S.O.F.T. (Same Old F*cking Thing) - Elastica (S.o.f.t thought you knew the score/S.o.f.t always wanted more/S.o.f.t are you sure you're sure)

* Losing your virginity: Flying - The Telescopes (:shades:)

* Birth Of Child: America - Razorlight (What a drag it is/The shape i'm in/Well I go out somewhere/Then I come home again/I light a cigarette/'Cause I can't get no sleep/Theres nothing on the TV nothing on the radio

That means that much to me)

* Final Battle: Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand (...help?)

* Death Scene: Supergirl - Reamonn (:puppyeyes: :puppyeyes: :( )

* Funeral Song: 6 Underground (remixed) - Sneaker Pimps (I am not making this up!)

* End Credits: Never Talking To You Again - Hüsker Dü (:beady: and :neener:)

Pretty good, wot? :D

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* Falling In Love: St. Andrew's Hall - Blind Melon (about someone who commits suicide by jumping off a 20 storey building :crazy:)

falling in love! getit? getit? :grin: :grin:

* Final Battle: Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand (...help?)

your final conversation with death:

I say "don't you know?"

you say you don't know

I say... take me out!

* Death Scene: Supergirl - Reamonn (:puppyeyes: :puppyeyes: :( )

* Funeral Song: 6 Underground (remixed) - Sneaker Pimps (I am not making this up!)

* End Credits: Never Talking To You Again - Hüsker Dü (:beady: and :neener:)

aww :puppyeyes: :crazy:

and :laughing: :laughing: :thumbsup:

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