Unseen Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Hello, Please add what you see a hilarious/funny song, the song must be funny by lyrics, perofrmance or the tune, funny not happy or making you feel good. I don't know what the hell is this but funny ! Middle Aged Woman Slipknot Labamba Cover The Lama Song Carl Douglas - Kung Fu fighting "I love this song but I think it's kinda funny Be happy you will see everything surrounds you happy ! Cheers, Unseen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 As much as I want to link everything they've done, I'll stick to my favorite Flight of the Conchords~Bret, You Got It Going On Jonathon Coulton-Skullcrusher Mountain "Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I always found [spoilerq:1]Bob Dylan´s 115th Dream[/spoilerq] [spoilera:1]I was riding on the Mayflower When I thought I spied some land I yelled for Captain Arab I have yuh understand Who came running to the deck Said, "Boys, forget the whale Look on over yonder Cut the engines Change the sail Haul on the bowline" We sang that melody Like all tough sailors do When they are far away at sea "I think I'll call it America" I said as we hit land I took a deep breath I fell down, I could not stand Captain Arab he started Writing up some deeds He said, "Let's set up a fort And start buying the place with beads" Just then this cop comes down the street Crazy as a loon He throw us all in jail For carryin' harpoons Ah me I busted out Don't even ask me how I went to get some help I walked by a Guernsey cow Who directed me down To the Bowery slums Where people carried signs around Saying, "Ban the bums" I jumped right into line Sayin', "I hope that I'm not late" When I realized I hadn't eaten For five days straight I went into a restaurant Lookin' for the cook I told them I was the editor Of a famous etiquette book The waitress he was handsome He wore a powder blue cape I ordered some suzette, I said "Could you please make that crepe" Just then the whole kitchen exploded From boilin' fat Food was flying everywhere And I left without my hat Now, I didn't mean to be nosy But I went into a bank To get some bail for Arab And all the boys back in the tank They asked me for some collateral And I pulled down my pants They threw me in the alley When up comes this girl from France Who invited me to her house I went, but she had a friend Who knocked me out And robbed my boots And I was on the street again Well, I rapped upon a house With the U.S. flag upon display I said, "Could you help me out I got some friends down the way" The man says, "Get out of here I'll tear you limb from limb" I said, "You know they refused Jesus, too" He said, "You're not Him Get out of here before I break your bones I ain't your pop" I decided to have him arrested And I went looking for a cop I ran right outside And I hopped inside a cab I went out the other door This Englishman said, "Fab" As he saw me leap a hot dog stand And a chariot that stood Parked across from a building Advertising brotherhood I ran right through the front door Like a hobo sailor does But it was just a funeral parlor And the man asked me who I was I repeated that my friends Were all in jail, with a sigh He gave me his card He said, "Call me if they die" I shook his hand and said goodbye Ran out to the street When a bowling ball came down the road And knocked me off my feet A pay phone was ringing It just about blew my mind When I picked it up and said hello This foot came through the line Well, by this time I was fed up At tryin' to make a stab At bringin' back any help For my friends and Captain Arab I decided to flip a coin Like either heads or tails Would let me know if I should go Back to ship or back to jail So I hocked my sailor suit And I got a coin to flip It came up tails It rhymed with sails So I made it back to the ship Well, I got back and took The parkin' ticket off the mast I was ripping it to shreds When this coastguard boat went past They asked me my name And I said, "Captain Kidd" They believed me but They wanted to know What exactly that I did I said for the Pope of Eruke I was employed They let me go right away They were very paranoid Well, the last I heard of Arab He was stuck on a whale That was married to the deputy Sheriff of the jail But the funniest thing was When I was leavin' the bay I saw three ships a-sailin' They were all heading my way I asked the captain what his name was And how come he didn't drive a truck He said his name was Columbus I just said, "Good[/spoilera] very funny... "Shaddap Your Face" - Joe Dolce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Udo Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I dunno.. I was gonna post this in most artistic video, but this works: My Humps You don't want no drama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 [smaller]Wish I could find video for this parody of Johnny Cash's I've Been Everywhere.[/smaller] I Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere . . by Rick Moranis [smaller] from [/smaller] The Agoraphobic Cowboy [smaller]album[/smaller] I never go nowhere, man I never go nowhere Traffic’s bad out there, man. I’m savin’ wear and tear. I like conditioned air, man I never go nowhere I go Upstairs, downstairs, backyard, lawn chairs, Living room, bathroom, bedroom, furnace room, Hot-tub, cedar deck, build a fire, washer/dryer, Pantry, patio, Bartiromo video, Cold cellar, rec room, ping-pong, mah jongg, Beer count wearin’ thin, speed dial, Order in. I ain’t goin’ nowhere, man. I ain’t goin’ nowhere It’s dangerous out there, man Might ‘a been a big bomb scare. Hard to get off of this easy chair. I ain’t goin’ nowhere I go Online, dsl, amazon, buy and sell, Ebay, layaway, last bid noon today, Plasma, Judy Judge, broadband, Matt Drudge, J.Crew, B&N, dotcom, CNN JPEG, e.mail, pop-up she-male Shower cam, filter spam, slam bam. I think it’s ma’am I ain’t goin’ nowhere, man Never gonna go nowhere It’s a bungled jungle out there, man Some kid got mauled by a bear Surround sound in my own lair I ain’t goin’ nowhere…. I got Perimeter, motion, doggie door, mail call Peep hole, Avon, wireless, strobes on. PIN Code, keypad, relay, pepper spray, Homebase, interface, three-zone, plug ‘n play. Infra-red, photocell, squad car, decibel, Choppers up, sonic boom, Activate the panic room. I’m on, Ritalin, Coumadin, Zantac, Lipitor Diazepam, Nexium, Prevacid, Percocet Levitra, Levaquin, Elavil, Fosomax, Plavix, Keflex, Next day Fedex Zithromax Avalox, Flexeril, Topomax, Prozac, Ativan, Aderol, I take ‘em all. I ain’t goin’ nowhere, man. Never gonna go nowhere I’m cuttin’ my own hair, man Nothin’ I need out there. Outside sunny but inside cher I ain’t goin’ nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Dead Skunk (in the middle of the road) (don't look at the video!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 I'm Gonna Buy Me A Dog ~ Monkees Also, Roger has several that are ridiculously funny, even though the delivery is serious rock and roll. I'll look some up when I have time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 And while we're talking of dogs... "Put The Bone In" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha" - Cliff Richard ...maybe it should apply for The Most Stupid Lyrics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 One girl was called Jean Marie Another little girl was called Felicity Another little girl was Sally Joy The other was me, and I'm a boy My name is Bill and I'm a headcase They practice making up on my face Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear Spend ages taking hairpins from my hair Chorus 1 I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy But if I say I am I get it Put your frock on Jean Marie Plait your hair Felicity Paint your nails, little Sally Joy Put this wig on, little boy Chorus 1 I wanna play cricket on the green Ride my bike across the street Cut myself and see my blood I wanna come home all covered in mud Chorus 2 I'm a boy, I'm a boy But my ma won't admit it I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm a boy I'm a boy, I'm a boy, I'm__ a__ boy__ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 That is in a tie as my favorite Who song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 sO....WHATS THE OTHER ONE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 Sally Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 19, 2008 Report Share Posted July 19, 2008 But her Mother said never mind your part is to be what you'll be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Any number of Smothers Brothers songs will make you laugh out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ombre Vivante Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 Richard Cheese's cover songs are pretty funny. There are few odds and ends from the Dr. Demento radio show that have some really funny tunes. Right now, I like "Hockey Monkey" by The Zambonis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Richard Cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 The Streak - Ray Stevens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 I Want My Baby Back - an ode to necrophilia Noel Coward's Nina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Any number of Smothers Brothers songs will make you laugh out loud. As I walked out in the streets of Laredo, As I walked out in Laredo one day I spied a young cowboy all dressed in white linen All wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay. "I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy," "I see by your outfit that you're a cowboy, too." "We see by our outfits that we are both cowboys... And if you get an outfit you can be a cowboy, too." ********************* Tom (singing): I fell into a vat of chocolate. I fell into a vat of chocolate... Dick (singing): What’d you do when you fell in the chocolate? Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day... Tom (singing): I yelled ‘fire’ when I fell into the chocolate... Dick (annoyed, singing): Why’d you yell ‘fire’ when you fell into the chocolate? Tom: I yelled ‘fire’ cause no one would help me if I yelled ‘Chocolate!’ Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day. I wish I could have found clips on youtube for these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 22, 2008 Report Share Posted July 22, 2008 Stairway [big]. . [/big][big] . [/big] Little Roger and The Goosebumps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicagojeff Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 THe Ballad of Irving.. by Frank Gallop.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 Good one, Officer. Here's what I could find on youtube... The Ballad Of Irving For those who may not remember: Frank Gallop was the announcer on the popular Perry Como Show of the 50's. He was funny in a droll and sarcastic way and often made Perry the target of his wit. He was also known for regularly playing Manners The Butler in the Kleenex Paper Napkin commercials. He was very tall and very thin and straight faced. This made his funny comments even funnier. Here's the only decent pic I could find... Frank Gallop This song is a parody of Big Bad John, a big hit at the time by Jimmy Dean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 As I walked out in the streets of Laredo, As I walked out in Laredo one day I spied a young cowboy all dressed in white linen All wrapped in white linen as cold as the clay. "I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy," "I see by your outfit that you're a cowboy, too." "We see by our outfits that we are both cowboys... And if you get an outfit you can be a cowboy, too." ********************* Tom (singing): I fell into a vat of chocolate. I fell into a vat of chocolate... Dick (singing): What’d you do when you fell in the chocolate? Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day... Tom (singing): I yelled ‘fire’ when I fell into the chocolate... Dick (annoyed, singing): Why’d you yell ‘fire’ when you fell into the chocolate? Tom: I yelled ‘fire’ cause no one would help me if I yelled ‘Chocolate!’ Both: La dee doo dum la dee doo dum day. I wish I could have found clips on youtube for these... Here's one I did find on YouTube that is a favorite of mine. Simply Tommy Smothers alone with his guitar singing Mediocre Fred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted July 24, 2008 Report Share Posted July 24, 2008 Benny Bell - Shaving Cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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