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You can spend $45 to go see Nickelback this week.

Or you could buy 45 hammers from the dollar store, hang them from the ceiling at eye level and spend an evening banging the demons out of your dome.

That $45 would also buy you a lot of pickles, which have more fans on Facebook than the band. It would also buy you an introduction to rock guitar video course that would allow you to surpass the band's skill level in five hours or less.

$45 is also enough to see Men in Black III five times, buy a dozen Big Macs, do 10 loads of laundry or so many other experiences as banal and meaningless as seeing Nickelback but that comes without having to actually hear Nickelback.

But if you must, the band is playing the Idaho Center on Wednesday, June 13, at 6 p.m. Tickets start at $45.

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:bow: Anything more than free is too much to go see Nickelback (even then I wouldn't be caught dead at their show). Another good way to spend that $45 is to pay off a couple friends to beat you upside the head with baseball bats. Less painful than Nickelback... :crazy:

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Even if we wanted to kill all the stupid people who would man the guns? There'd be no one left to pull the trigger. (and if you think you're smarter than everyone else you'll be granted speedy access to the front of the line)

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You don't need guns, Rayzor.

Read it again.

It's not about people gunning down stupid people, it's about the stupid warning labels on products that have to be put on there because there are stupid people who would kill themselves if the warning labels weren't there.

Now you get it?

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