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When we moved into the upstairs of my In-laws house, I felt like I was in a church....they are very religious, and I was also raised as a catholic but still our house did not look like a church....we did have a few religious items in my house growing up but not in every room....anyways...I took a look around at the upstairs and noticed pictures of the pope on the wall, pictures of Jesus, a statue of Jesus in the corner too..A big statue at that...well I decorated the room, to make it my own...and felt like I had to move the statue of Jesus to the other room....I just felt a little uncomfortable with it in the bedroom ya know???....so during those "intimate moments" hubby says...."What's the matter?" ....I said "ummmm Jesus is watching us"...he says "It's okay, we're married".... :laughing: .....

The statue did get moved anyways... :)

hahaha, that's too funny, I remember a buddy of mine when I was 15 or so, would sit in the upstairs tv room and smoke pot, we were convinced that his folks put a picture of Jesus in that room to discourage us from such activities in that room. It didn't work.

here's a good one...

One time there was a bunch us getting high in the living room, all of a sudden the parish priest pulls up in the driveway. We desperately tried to air out the room in the 2 minutes it took him to arrive the front door. He came in and was told he was there to "bless the house". We were too stioned to be embarrased, if he knew, he said nothing, what could he say?

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As Good As You've Been to This World

Live your loving life,

Live it all the best you can.

If you pay no attention, darling

To what you might ever hear from your man,

I think you're just like a servant

And try to keep it all to yourself.

Don't you know it makes the world go round,

You gotta go and honey share the world.

Come on, come on, come on!

As good as you've been to this world

So good I wanna be right back to you.

As good as you've been now.

As good as you've been to this whole wide world,

So good I wanna be.

As good as you've been now, yeah,

As good as you've been to this whole wide world,

As good as you've been, babe,

So good I wanna be here.

Ain't no use in being faithful,

I see you lookin' at the sky.

I know what's in it make you happy there,

But it only make you cry.

I think you got good intentions,

They don't manage to show through.

Whatever you give to the world outside,

I wanna give it right back to you, yeah!

Come on, come on, come on!

So you meet somebody on the street,

You like to treat him mighty fine.

Or you meet him on the street

And you give him a real hard time.

It's gonna come on home babe,

I said it's gonna come right back home to you.

It's gonna visit you now.

Oh!!!

Good as you've been to this whole wide world,

As good as you've been, babe,

So good I wanna be here.

Good as you've been to this whole wide world,

As good as you've been, babe,

So good I wanna be here.

Alright, the way you love your mother,

The way you love your sister, your brother,

The way you love your aunt, your uncle,

Anybody now, everybody now.

Good as you've been babe, come on!

Good as you've been babe, alright!

Good as you've been babe, come on!

Good as you've been babe, alright!

Good as you've been babe, hey!

Good as you've been babe!

'Cause I'm just gonna give it, babe!

And I'm just gonna make you want it, babe.

And I'm just gonna show you now.

Hey, good as you been babe, alright.

Hey hey, alright,

Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Oh yeah, oh yeah!

Oh yeah!

Oh!

Alright!

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Do you insult all the new memebers here on SF? Is that your job as a "mod"? What a nice welcome, thanks so much! I guess you need to follow on here rather than have a mind of your own. :P

He's probably the last member who'd insult anyone on this board. Now, myself, on the other 'and... um, I'll let Uncle_Joe and Earth_Angel field the complaints :beatnik:

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My thought, it's only but a new beginning...

Your own conscious breath isn't for ever. However, every bit of energy that made that breath possible will go on for ever... you just won't be aware of this. Elsewise, you would have memory of every living thing your energy was previously a part of :beatnik:

A thought: there is no "beginning" and there is no "end." Those are concepts of the human mind.

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