TheLizard Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 And who here is qualified to head a crack whore subcommittee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 What are you asking me for? I've put my crack whore past far behind me, thank you very kindly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Once a crack whore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Mmm hmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 Leave it to us to throw this thread into the depths of crackwhoreland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 For once in my Songfacts life, I can honestly say that I didn't start this downward turn of events. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 That's true, I'm the crack whore catalyst in this case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 22, 2008 Report Share Posted February 22, 2008 I would expect nothing less from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 That's true, I'm the crack whore catalyst in this case. So if some one were pondering a lucrative and fulfilling career as a crack whore, you could offer advice, contacts, etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Lemme guess... you're asking for a friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Well, I AM currently unemployed, and I really don't want to have teeth, or eat, or bathe, so maybe crack whoring is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 But teeth are your friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I love my teeth too much to ever lose them Have Teeth = Eat Bacon = GOOOOOOOOOOD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Well, I AM currently unemployed, and I really don't want to have teeth, or eat, or bathe, so maybe crack whoring is the way to go. Could it be that confessions such as this are deterring one from meeting that someone 'special' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Why are you trying to marry me off Kevin? Dowries are a thing of the past you know. All I have to offer that way is 15 bucks and a Chipmunks Christmas album. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 (edited) It's what I do . Nearly everyone at Songfacts has to thank me , in one way or another , for their wedded bliss , don't you know ? ... and I tripped over a bu...er... gentleman today who would definately take THAT action ! I think he had a beard , too , and shares some of your hygiene philosophies. I felt some good vibes coming your way , too ! Edited February 23, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Are you sure it wasn't Ryan Adams, my hygenically challenged beau? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I'm sure he would be willing to go by that name if you insisted . Afterall , 15 bucks AND the album ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Isn't this thread dead yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Next show at 7:00 pm GMT , tomorrow , folks - tell your friends . Candied popcorn, here , get yer candied popcorn !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I apologize to Jane and to LL's boney white keister for thread hijacking of monumental porportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Guilty , too , yer honour - but ... I was INSANE ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Thanks folks, you've been a great audience! Remember, tip your waitress, not cows. Oh lord, I just can't quit while I'm ahead, can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 [big]Lohan Thriller Named Worst at Razzies[/big] [smaller]Saturday February 23 11:42 PM ET, yahoo.com[/smaller] A year after his Academy Awards dream went up in smoke, Eddie Murphy has not just one consolation prize, but three: Razzie Awards as worst actor, supporting actor and supporting actress for the comedy "Norbit." The fourth acting "dis-honor" announced at Saturday's Golden Raspberry Awards went to Lindsay Lohan, who actually was voted two worst-actress trophies for the thriller "I Know Who Killed Me," the worst-picture winner in which she played dual roles. "I Know Who Killed Me" set a new Razzies record with eight awards, including worst screen couple for Lohan in her double role. Topping the previous record of seven Razzies for both "Showgirls" and "Battlefield Earth," "I Know Who Killed Me" also won for worst director (Chris Sivertson), screenplay (Jeff Hammond), horror movie, and remake or rip-off (Razzies organizers viewed it as a cross between torture flicks such as "Saw" and a twisted update of "The Patty Duke Show"). With his latest exercise in multiple roles, Murphy was the first person ever to win three acting Razzies in one year. He won as worst actor for the geeky title role, supporting actress as his tubby, shrewish wife and supporting actor as a stereotyped Asian man. Some awards watchers say "Norbit" cost Murphy an Oscar, landing in theaters shortly before last year's ceremony and potentially displeasing enough academy voters that the balloting went against him for "Dreamgirls," for which he had been the supporting-actor favorite. Murphy lost at the Oscars to Alan Arkin for "Little Miss Sunshine." "Part of why the Razzies exist is to make fun of the academy, which takes itself too seriously," said Razzies founder John Wilson. "If you had tried to make something certain to offend the average 90-year-old academy voter, I don't think you could have done a better job than the foul-mouthed, physically ugly, emotionally ugly movie he unleashed on the world." The Razzies ceremony at a magic shop in Santa Monica came a day before Sunday's Oscars, where "Norbit" ironically is up for the best-makeup prize against "La Vie En Rose" and "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End." Between them, "Norbit" and "I Know Who Killed Me" won all but one of the Razzies. "We've never had two films so totally dominate, at least not since the heyday of Sylvester Stallone," Wilson said. The remaining prize still had a Murphy connection, with worst prequel or sequel going to Cuba Gooding Jr.'s "Daddy Day Camp," a follow-up to Murphy's "Daddy Day Care." Lohan was nominated twice as worst actress, and the Razzie vote wound up in a tie between her separate roles as a small-town girl abducted by a psychopath and an alter ego, a stripper who's missing body parts. "It's appropriate that it's a tie, because at the end of the movie, you don't know if it was one person or two people, or are they twins, or are we as mentally ill as the screenwriter and director?" Wilson said. Looking ahead to next year's Razzies, Wilson said he already sees some favorites, including Paris Hilton's recent bomb "The Hottie and the Nottie." Stallone, the all-time Razzies champ with 30 nominations and 10 wins, dodged the ceremony a year ago after "Rocky Balboa" turned out far better than people expected. The same is not likely to hold true for Stallone's latest critically drubbed sequel, Wilson said. "Without even having to think," he said, "I expect Sylvester Stallone to be back with 'Rambo.'" ___ On the Net: Razzies: http://www.razzies.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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