Mike Posted February 2, 2008 Report Share Posted February 2, 2008 I'm Alright - Kenny Loggins I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think. "Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts." How about a nice, cool drink, varmints? Scum, slime, menace to the golfing industry! You're a disgrace. You're varmints. You're one of the lowest members of the food chain and you'll probably be replaced by the rat. Well, I have been pushed. It's about time somebody teaches these varmints a little lesson about morality and about what it's like to be a decent, upstanding member of a society! Come to Carl, varmint. I guess we're playing for keeps now. I guess the kidding around is pretty much over. I guess it's just a matter of pumping about 5,000 gallons of water down there to teach you a lesson. Is that it? I think it is! License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet-Cong...Varmint-Cong. So you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. And that's all she wrote. Don't click hear. I mean it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted February 3, 2008 Report Share Posted February 3, 2008 I love that gopher! My ex-husband used to do a dead-on imitation of that little gopher dance, it was soooo funny. But we're divorced now because I found out that, ultimately, he was a varmint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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