American Idol 08

[Tenacious_Peaches]

14:58

14:59...

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(That's me shooting you a bird, btw)

[daslied]

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[Tenacious_Peaches]

That is your best side, you know.

[Elvish]

Jason Castro is so pretty...too bad he's about as dumb as a box of rocks

[_Laurie_]

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(That's me shooting you a bird, btw)

BADFINGER

[Tenacious_Peaches]

Here. I had to get the monstrosity that was Brooke last night out of my head. You know it's bad when Madonna sings better than you do. Yikes.

[smallest]Sorry, Shawna. I know she's your girl. [/smallest]

[Shawna]

[smallest]Sorry, Shawna. I know she's your girl. [/smallest]

hmmmph. Jason was worse than her last night.

[_Laurie_]

They all stunk lastnight...I'm not very happy with this year at all....

[Tenacious_Peaches]

Those snot nosed punks squated down and collectively defecated on the forty year career of my beloved, hirsuted Neil Diamond.

And what's up with Paula? She must have taken an extra shot of Robitussin last night.

[Shawna]

Paula's a freak. Anyone who thinks she's not on drugs is on drugs.

I thought that David Cook's and Brooke's second songs were very good. The rest of 'em... bleeurrgggh.

[miamisammy29]

Those snot nosed punks squated down and collectively defecated on the forty year career of my beloved, hirsuted Neil Diamond.

Oh, pooooor Neil Diamond. I didn't hear you complaining when they collectively dumped on Lennon/McCartney, The Beatles, Elton John, Dolly Parton, Andrew Lloyd Weber, Mariah Carey (okay, I'll admit it was kinda cool to see several people take a dump on Mariah Carey....but I digress...).

No matter how good or how bad these singers are, they're never gonna sell an entire album of cover songs. Let 'em sing some original songs (some that they wrote, even), and then we'll see which ones REALLY suck out loud! And remember: If you truly, truly suck, even good looks can't help you.....JASON!

[Tenacious_Peaches]

I haven't been bitching on a weekly basis this season, but if I had, I would have fussed about them dumping on everyone you mentioned. I just have a soft spot for Neil. Knuckle hair turns me on.

I agree. I'm glad they've let them play instruments this year, even though some of them have just used them as props. *cough*[smallest]Brooke's guitar[/smallest]*cough*

[_Laurie_]

I hear ya Peachy...and Shawna, I know you like Brooke, but I don't understand how she got this far....

[Shawna]

I'm trying to figure out why Jason got this far.

And I don't understand the antagonism toward Syesha. She's got a better voice than the rest of those people, save maybe David Cook, but the judges keep ripping on her.

[Tenacious_Peaches]

I think Syesha is missing a chip somewhere. On paper, she's got it all. She's got a great voice and is absolutely gorgeous, but she's got a fembot quality. She's got no soul, man.

[TheLizard]

What's your point? Once you're on American Idol, you've lost your soul anyway.

[Tenacious_Peaches]

Wise, you are.

[TheLizard]

Yup. And unfortunately I will probably never have a musical career, but goddammit I'm keeping my soul.

[Tenacious_Peaches]

Wait until someone starts waving mad money and wanton women under your nose in exchange for your soul. You'll fold like an oragami duck.

[TheLizard]

*Waits impatiently*

[Tenacious_Peaches]

All I can offer you is 75 bucks and my broke down old cougar self. I recommend you keep waiting for a better offer, honey.

[TheLizard]

Yeah, I guess I'll keep waiting.

[miamisammy29]

Take the 75 bucks, kid. It'll at least pay for the room and a tank of gas....almost.

[Tenacious_Peaches]

[_Laurie_]

They just played Brooke's version of "I Am I Said" on the radio...after giving it another listen, she did do a good job on that song.....I really like it now...