Submitted for your approval, a very long song from "Weird Al" Yankovic about a vegetable dish associated with Northern Europe. (I saw a song titled "Albuquerque Turkey," and another song about that town in New Mexico took over.) Original songs by His Weirdness are rare, and long ones are likewise uncommon. So take that head of fresh cabbage and "go Samurai Chef" on it while salting as the occasion moves you. (Just don't bring it to a Thanksgiving dinner!)
"Albuquerque Turkey" (vocal)