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Mick4225

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  1. I was totally exhausted as I entered my apartment... But I noticed my cat had passed in front of me exactly twice in the same exact positions. Almost as if the scene was rewinded. I glanced at the mirror and realised I looked like Keanu Reeves and everything around me was shades of green. The green soon turned into a red and orange swirl all around me. Was this really happening, or was it all a dream?

    Then It hit me. Keanu Reeves? Why couldn't I be someone with acting talent? It was a poignment moment; cats ... colors ... Keanu Reeves !?!?! ... and I vowed never to drop L.S.D. before performing brain surgery ever again . Oh sure , it's fun, and it helps me focus, but Hell, it's so draining as the effects just go on long after I need them ... and my buddy said it's probably not in my patients' best interests ,either.

    So, back to the plot. Having dismissed the possibility of a wooden acting career and not having any acid in the apartment, what to do tonight?.....I know, I'll call my old mate and slightly endowed pulling partner Willie Fillum and go weaving in some bars. Never know, some lucky lady could be making my breakfast tomorrow.

    So I picked up the phone to call Willie. It rang out five times before Willie in a panting voice said "hello"

  2. Sitting in the back, playing my guitar

    Two guys jump in and drive off in my car

    I know I shouldn't leave the keys in the ignition

    But he was so good lookin', all tight jeans and tatoos

    So she changed her tune from soul to the blues

    I replaced my guitar with a portable sax

    Then got all sexy in my Sans-A-Belt slacks

    Ow! (drum solo)

    (Guitar Solo)

    ( Girl In car)Them tight jeans and ta ta toos

    ooh lets jazz it up!

    I started working up a sweat so bad

    I could have filled up my D-Cups

    Should I stop or go with it?

    ( Guy In car)Red & Blue we gota stop

    Coz' I think we just sped by the local traffic cop

    Should I stop or go with it?

    It has now become a duet (is that how u spell it)

  3. Sitting in the back, playing my guitar

    Two guys jump in and drive off in my car

    I know I shouldn't leave the keys in the ignition

    But he was so good lookin', all tight jeans and tatoos

    So she changed her tune from soul to the blues

    I replaced my guitar with a portable sax

    Then got all sexy in my Sans-A-Belt slacks

    Ow! (drum solo)

    (Guitar Solo)

    Them tight jeans and ta ta toos ooh lets jazz it up!

    I started working up a sweat so bad

    I could have filled up my D-Cups

    Should I stop or go with it.

    Red & Blue we gota stop.

  4. Sitting in the back, playing my guitar

    Two guys jump in and drive off in my car

    I know I shouldn't leave the keys in the ignition

    But he was so good lookin', all tight jeans and tatoos

    So she changed her tune from soul to the blues

    I replaced my guitar with a portable sax

    Then got all sexy in my Sans-A-Belt slacks

    Ow! (drum solo)

    (Guitar Solo)

    Them tight jeans and ta ta toos ooh lets jazz it up!

    I started working up a sweat so bad

    I could have filled up my D-Cups

    Should I stop or go with it.

  5. Sitting in the back, playing my guitar

    Two guys jump in and drive off in my car

    I know I shouldn't leave the keys in the ignition

    But he was so good lookin', all tight jeans and tatoos

    So she changed her tune from soul to the blues

    I replaced my guitar with a portable sax

    Then got all sexy in my Sans-A-Belt slacks

    Ow! (drum solo)

    (Guitar Solo)

    Them tight jeans and ta ta toos ooh lets jazz it up!

  6. I have offically gone mad. Im having an online conseversation with myself

    :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :happybanana:

    If u hit yourself enough u will turn into a fruit, Try it an see what you turn in to. aghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  7. A Squire Strat eh????An o.k. guitar for a beginner to be sure.Sorry to hear about your amp.

    I am a total beginner, never picked up any musical instrmunt in my life so I didnt want to go for something to expensive. If im any good I'll deffently be on the look out for something way better perhaps a Fender. But thas a long way off.

    I got my amp replaced there was no problem returning it to the shop.

  8. I I finally got round to getting a guitar :happybanana:

    I decided on getting a Squire Strat. Black & white she looks the business. I got a fender Frontman 15R amp and it broken on me :(. One minute it was fine and now it broken. I didnt even have it a half hour. Now I gota wait till Saturday before I can bring it back to the shop.

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