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Curious choice of song, BF... You been to Thailand? lol Shame about the mighty Leeds btw

Its me mum.... lol

It was 'Roobarb' - a cartoon from my youth... I've adopted a more mature persona this time around... lol

Opens dirty mac...

Thanks Edna, 'Old Uncle Tony'? Not a Keith Moon character I hope... lol

Hey, its difficult coming back to a place like this when one is completely out of touch with whatever has gone on... 'Introduce Yourself' seemed the appropriate vehicle... Thanks for remembering me, folks!

Hi Marc! His alt is a teddybear with a stiffy, so on balance I feel I made the responsible choice... Your mugshot on the other hand has an uncanny sense of 'Italian dictator' about it - I wouldn't want to wake up to that and a rubber pipe... lol

I'm about on occasion, where kids, work etc allow... Nice to see so many familiar personas about!

If you fancy an excursion into a bridge... lol

The Top 10 Reasons The Beatles Should Have Stayed Together 10. Heather and Yoko could have done "girl things" together. 9. Just to tick off Pete Best. 8. Just to tick off Yoko Ono. 7. To keep Paul from writing too many hokey songs 6. So Ringo wouldn't have had to narate Thomas the Tank Engine to make a crust. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

In answer to your first question, one is rectangular and found in a door, whilst the other is grey, fly-ridden and about 6' up... In answer to your second, I smelt elephant pee once and the taste of the cough medicine reminds me of that moment in time...

Cough medicine that tastes like elephant pee...

Where are Tom Jones and Dusty Springfield? Who are Tupac wassisname and Mary Jane Bilge? No Poly-Styrene? I'm clearly getting old...

Were you watching JR tonight perchance? She is a whole lot of woman...

Tis my alter-ego, Swiss Tony..

"Glad they didn't find your dope which you'd just picked up in the Golden Triangle ..." No, the only triangle involved in this incident was furry....

My missus and I once smuggled $ into China down our undies... We were searched and sniffed at by dogs, but not well enough. Perhaps the fact that we had been travelling for a week without a proper shower put them off... eeewww!!!

That annoying little ditty on the end of the 1st White Stripes album... the one where mr & ms Stripe sing with Holly whatsername...

It must be all that Rugby League and John Smiths...

Careful tiger!

About to make fish-finger butties...

Sg, glad to see you still enjoy the lewd banter! BF - "How Many Frisbees"? This doesn't have anything to do with KP Skips, does it?

JG, I take it that this particular pastime is a southern sport? Next time I'm in Pizza Hut south of Leicester Forest I'll have to check under the table...

They make popcorn, don't they?

Now you are just being crude...