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  1. Things you would do if you owned an expensive yacht

    A
    Bang rich chicks
    Challenger Deep Dive
    Deep Sea Fishing
    Eat caviar and sushi
    Fornicate with women
    G
    Hunt whales with the Japanese Cetacean "Researchers"
    Invade and occupy the Spratly Islands for Exxon.
    Jump the boat over Somali pirates trying to catch you for ransom
    Keep trying to jump off into the water
    Lie around on deck, ordering "Cuba Libres" while anchored off Havana harbor
    Most likely crash the f***in' thing into a lighthouse
    Nerd out with a "universal radio remote" like "Radical Edward" of "Cowboy Bebop"
    Ocean Sailing
    Pick up rich chicks
    Quickly sail around the California coast line
    Race the Coast Guard to rescue missions. (Then record it for YouTube.;)
    Shoot refugees on overloaded boats for sport.
    Throw Donald Trump the finger while I blow past him and his wimpy little yacht
    Upload videos of you and your friends stealing, er, "rescuing" artifacts from R.M.S. Titanic
    Visit Isla Nublar and hunt Pterodactyls
    Water ski up the Thames river and blow a kiss to QE2.
    Xerox my title in case the original gets wet
    Yacht cleaning
    Zig zag through "Chinese territorial waters" between the Spratly islands.


  2. Things you would do if you owned an expensive yacht

    A
    Bang rich chicks
    Challenger Deep Dive
    Deep Sea Fishing
    Eat caviar and sushi
    F
    G
    Hunt whales with the Japanese Cetacean "Researchers"
    Invade and occupy the Spratly Islands for Exxon.
    Jump the boat over Somali pirates trying to catch you for ransom
    Keep trying to jump off into the water
    Lie around on deck, ordering "Cuba Libres" while anchored off Havana harbor
    Most likely crash the f***in' thing into a lighthouse
    N
    Ocean Sailing
    Pick up rich chicks
    Quickly sail around the California coast line
    Race the Coast Guard to rescue missions. (Then record it for YouTube.;)
    Shoot refugees on overloaded boats for sport.
    Throw Donald Trump the finger while I blow past him and his wimpy little yacht
    Upload videos of you and your friends stealing, er, "rescuing" artifacts from R.M.S. Titanic
    Visit Isla Nublar and hunt Pterodactyls
    Water ski up the Thames river and blow a kiss to QE2.
    Xerox my title in case the original gets wet
    Yacht cleaning
    Zig zag through "Chinese territorial waters" between the Spratly islands.

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